.webp?h=8 "P-Hat (red) - おれはPig*mericanですおれはばか i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape")
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NEW: Mother and baby shot dead by police after she charged at them with a knife
— Unlimited L's (@unlimited_ls) November 29, 2024
Officers were called to a family assault in Independence, Missouri
They calmly spoke to Maria Pike, 34, who was holding her 2-month-old daughter, Destinii Hope, in a closet
Pike's husband was seen… pic.twitter.com/Tht1qWL5Ey
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now they just blow eachother
Liberals are the real racists.
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Sleeping is so darn boring. I know I'm gunna feel like shit tomorrow if I don't but wtf man falling asleep takes forever. Even with asmr noise, the perfect bed and a fully belly it just isn't enough for a quick rest.
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2dpill.me is a community where you can take the 2dpill and talk about your waifus. no, we are not incels. we neither jerk off to 3dpd nor are desperate for a 3d girlfriend/wife
feel free to lurk or come join our community and get to learn more and make some friends you are not alone
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- Gobble : horse
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Wanted to update everyone: I’m 3 months in and horse electrolytes has had tangible and noticeable benefits on my life. Lower stress, less shaking (essential tremors), and I have far more energy. Did a test run of not taking it for a week and doing everything the same and felt… https://t.co/Rna9t89R1T
— J.E. (@pigshitsonballs) November 28, 2024
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Pope Francis didn't become a Jesuit until he was like 21 which makes it very likely that there's at least a handful of ppl in the world who've been fingered by him
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Girldick living in @X's brain rent free 24/7.
Woman? I bet she has a peepee.
Man? I bet he wants to become a woman.
Child? They are going to 
them out any day now.
Singaporeans? The only non- people on the planet. Personal safe space.
By reading my posts you agree to my Terms and Agreements. 
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CumFart Industries LLC Announces Restructuring and New Partnership with AMC Theatres
MINNETONKA, MN – November 25, 2024 – CumFart Industries LLC today announced the layoff of all domestic staff, with operations now fully outsourced to Bangalore, India. This restructuring aims to enhance efficiency and global reach.
"We are excited to leverage the talented workforce in India to streamline our c*m and tonsil stone collection operations, and enhance our poop-corn portfolio of products," said CumFart Industries CEO, David (ME). "This move will position us for even greater growth, through wage theft, c*m larceny, and compulsory tonsil stone farming."
The company also "thanked" long-time unpaid intern and Jimmy P. Smallpeepee, Jock Plantain, for his dedicated service over the years. GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!
In addition, CumFart Industries unveiled a new partnership with AMC Theatres, focusing on integrating sustainable corn farming practices using AMC's restroom waste-to-energy technology. "Our staff of 300 will work around the clock to do the needful and efficiently separate perfectly good corn from human waste at scale. Our children will thank us for driving operational efficiencies in the butt-to-breakfast pipeline, bringing a new abundance of corn products to families across America - from AMC theatre's pottys, to your dinner plate", added CumFart Industries CEO, David (Me/).
Thx./
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you shouldn’t sleep with the door closed. it’s bad for air flow pic.twitter.com/0EqQoYdvd7
— frye (@___frye) November 24, 2024
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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