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I DID IT TWICE. Both times were terrible. I learned not to anymore lol.
The movies were terrible and stupid; but frick, I love the midgets.
He's my fave
I also love the one where 3 of them go to mexico or something and a lil midget turns out to be a badass hero.
I appreciate it. But yeah you're gonna get a lot of "wtf is this" "this movie is disqusting" stuff
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The cpu on my laptop goes to 90% then then wifi turns off and it crashes. What does this mean?
- WeihnachtenSalvador : Zero blue eyes
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Ubie
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I tend to think soy boys don't really feel that happy and are exaggerating mild happiness in order to mask their existential misery.
Like maybe there's been a few instances of moments of pure joy where the right photographer might have lucked out and caught me doing a soy gape, but the only occasions I can think of are moments where friends/family/pets have done something spontaneously funny. Never when <latest thing=""> has been announced. And certainly never while looking directly at the camera.</latest>
But scepticism aside, here's what gets me closest to soygaping:
Coffee
I am an unashamed coffee snob. I have a >£4,000 espresso setup including a La Mazzocco Linea Mini and a Eureka Atom grinder and I totally soy out over the process of making espresso and also pour over coffee.
This is one area where I frequently lie to my wife and connive to spend money without her knowing because she wouldn't understand if she knew the true cost of this hobby.
Me inside when my coffee arrives in the post:
Volvos
I love Volvos. I love seeing other people's Volvos. I like old Volvos and new Volvos. I've got a moose sticker on my Volvo.
I am looking forward to getting the new Volvo EX30 very soon, and hoping they release some electric wagons so I can continue my Volvo wagon habit into the future.
I just can't see myself ever buying any other manufacturer. They're not the fastest or the highest end, but man are they practical and well-designed.
Me when I'm driving my Volvo and I see another Volvo or I'm watching the early reviews of the new EX90:
Manly Scents
I've got an unopened bottle of Gaultier² which is my absolute favourite.
I want to clone myself and have s*x with myself every time I sniff myself. So hot.
They've relaunched it, but it apparently doesn't smell the same as the original so I'm saving it for a special occasion. Either that or selling it to some other nerd for £400+.
Burberry London is another favourite.
Not just sprays though. Anykind of manly shower gel or beard oil, etc. Even the rare manly scented candle just gets me soying out like:
How about you? What gets you soygaping, either literally or in your mind?
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I stand before you today with a grave concern that has plagued our society for far too long. Yes, I speak of none other than the notorious furries!
For too long, these fuzzy creatures have prowled the outskirts of normalcy, lurking in the shadows with their tails wagging and their ears twitching. They prance around in their elaborate costumes, looking down upon us.
But let me ask you this: who do they think they are? Walking around in their plushy attire, pretending to be animals, We must raise up and make the anti furrie committee or AFC for short.
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She's still trying to recover from a bad breakup so I'm trying to be patient with her. She definitely has autism but clearly it's not the cool high-speed/low-drag type like I have.
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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