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The post:
How many women actually prefer short men?
It has got to be less than 1% of them right? like the only way for short men to date is if we "compensate" with money, status or get settled for as the 30th choice because the woman couldn't get the guys she actually wanted.
I've never seen or heard of a woman like this in real life who finds short men hot.. what's the purpose of dating if literally no one wants you as first choice? i've only ever see stories on reddit of women saying they want short men and of course on posts where men complain about it suddenly every woman in the comments is like "oh my god don't be sad i love short men!" but that's not at all real life and is mostly virtue signalling,
Can anyone point to a real life example of meeting a woman that prefers short men over tall men?
Typical foid replies:
That like asking how many men actually prefer a woman with a flat chest.
That's not really how it works. But - that doesn't make it a deal breaker either. There's always shorter women and there's plenty of women that look at MANY other things besides height.
Surprise, surprise he's a libertarian:
I don't get it, so you're suggesting there aren't men that prefer flat chest? there are plenty. There are men that like pretty much every possible genetic variation a female could have.
Yet, I never seen or heard of a woman in real life say she prefers short men.
Another normie replies:
I have plenty of short guy friends (under 5'6 167 cm) who have no trouble getting partners both for a hookup or relationship.
Eta: they do usually get with shorter women. So if you're looking to date someone 6'2 you might have more of a challenge
OP shuts down lies with trufax:
This is fantasy land, myself and every short guy I know struggles.
I can tell this is fantasy because you said you have plenty of guy friends under 5'6, statistically that is highly improbable.
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