I woke up at 5 in the morning and raced to Jamals (25M) house so that I can beat the other pigeons to his 9 inch horse peepee (circumcised) and get my tight pigussy violated. When I arrived at his house I saw the feds putting him in the back of a squad car and I was discumbersombobulated. Me and the other pigeons chased after the car and lit it up with precum and shit like a paintball gun but they got away. after an agonizing couple of days without peepee we decided to raise bail by renting our puckered bootyholes out for cash. It took 2 weeks of standing on the block cooeing seductively but we finally managed to raise the money and bail him out. we were practically falling over ourselves to be the first in line to get railed. As a thank you he piped us until we started letting out audible human screams. I threw it back ludicrously hard and the pigeons started cheering. We then went to court and sued the police station because we were fricked with our consent.

Why is that sub even a thing did they not get the memo about covid being over.

If only doctors/hospitals would do this, then maybe it would lessen my absolute disgust for the selfishness of these people. They not only disrespect science and their fellow humans, but they take up hospital beds and abuse scarce medical resources that should be used in cases where people hadn’t become ill solely due to their own willful ignorance. (I have more sympathy for smokers/over eaters/drug abusers/etc., because at least most of them would prefer not to be slaves to their addictions. These folks wear their ignorance as a badge of pride. My well of sympathy is drying up.)

Notice how he says over eaters and not fats or obeses? Guaranteed fat.

Edit: Apologies for the length of this Fwiw. The other day I asked my doctor if he was boosted and he said:"well, no and I don't think I will. After my second shot I got tinnitus"When I pointed out there was no relationship and millions got the vaccine without tinnitus his response was:"You don't know that it didn't cause it"Given that I was the only person in his clinic wearing a mask I asked him why. He stated:"Masks only help protect others if you have Covid". Then said "but if I'm examining a COVID patient I wear a mask and a face shield"At that point I left. I've known this guy for 12 years. I'm not pointing this out for any other reason than to remind people that the medical community has it's share of imbeciles. Stupidity is the new American Reality. Baseball, apple pie and dumbfrickery

Trust the science, chud

Ever notice ambulances never take the sick to the local temple? That there are no ICUs in a church? First aid kits never include a prayer book. Has an intubated covid patient ever jumped out of bed after a preacher layed his hands on them? Not a single documented case of a recovery miracle due to the power of prayer, and yet?

https://allthatsinteresting.com/rasputin-death

It's human behavior. Think about how many people have killed each other in wars over the past 1,000 years. Most of those wars had a religious element to them. Humans love killing other humans but if we can get religion into it, it becomes some kind of sickening craze that never ends.

You know I'd definitely convert to a religion that preached slaughtering redditors.

It's always God the healer, all. In his plan, all within what was written for us, until you ask why God gave you a disease in the first place. Suddenly you're rude and insensitive

Because fearing death is heterosexual and fake.

I would like to live in a world where saying "prayers are healing me" gets you a trip to the psych ward. It is insane people believe stuff like that in the 21st century.

Of course it's a pen name. I like anonymity. Not so much though that I am not even getting paid.

Please donate the DC to me so that I have enough DC to start my own rdrama hole.

It will also help keep me out of everybody else's holes.

Thank you!

There's a man, tall and lanky. His breath the smell of cold dank spaces. His touch the spider's leg, brushing down your skin.

There's a man, whose face nobody has ever seen, but you can always feel him, when all the noises become apparent, and that little nagging feeling, of the one behind your shoulder.

There's a man, he is always grinning, like he knows a joke that nobody else knows. You can hear his breathing, at the edge, where you hear those noises from the corners of the world.

There's a man, sometimes little children play with him, spinning round and round and round. Trying to catch a glimpse of the man who they know is always just out of view.

Sometimes children catch him, the way children do. Spinning while forgetting why they were spinning, they catch a glimpse of the man by surprise.

Sometimes children catch him, then some are found inconsolable and crying. They grow up to be scared of the dark and of being ever alone.

There are others though, the ones with only a single slipper as evidence of their existence in the middle of a park. Or the ones, the young ones only remembered by a crazed aunt or uncle, muttering and arguing about a nephew or niece, or son or daughter, that nobody else remembers.

There's a man behind you. He is breathing right by your shoulder, reading about himself along with you.

Be careful as you turn your head now, be careful not to catch him as he is distracted.

Don't want you to become another missing story, remembered like memories of a false life.

I can guarantee a woman was not responsible for this pic.twitter.com/X1PQJVtKSO

— Jessica O’Donnell (@heckyessica) July 6, 2022

Discuss

lotta slapfights in the comments as well

Hello drama.

I made back the 14000 I'd lost and now my goombling no longer has a negative effect on my dramacoin balance.

Anyway, I'm on a hot streak so I'll be at a million by the end of the year.

What is ChromeOS

ChromeOS is a linux distro based of gentoo linux. ChromeOS has been developed by google for their device the chromebook. The chromebook is an extremely watered down notebook which main purpose is to be used in education and by wagies. Chromebooks are cheap and easy to use and that is what makes it so appealing. What makes it so easy to use is ChromeOS. The idea is to have an entire OS based around the browser and other commonly used google products, this will also secure that all future children will listen to the future believed to be lord and savior of humanity, alphabet. Unless people start using firefox. Which actually is becoming a suck up for google with its dependence on google services so- . Unimportant. Like I said before since ChromeOS isn't supposed to be used for anything that isn't being a slave to google it can become very complicated very quickly to use it for other purposes.

Chapter 1, Dev mode

You will get nowhere with your chromebook unless you enable developer mode, it should be fairly easy to do. You will need to backup all locally stored data since to enable developer mode you shall need to powerwash it! Press ESC + F3, also known as the refresh button. + The power button. This shall present a screen. It's a warning, ignore, just press CTRL+D. This may be different on other chromebook models, but just yandex some information.

Chapter 2, Introduction to crosh and other nonsense

So you may ask what changed, well now you're capable of installing android apps outside of the app store capable to make firmware changes and use the advanced settings! Thanks alphabet for letting me use the device! Though now everytime you startup you will be greeted by a welcoming white warning screen, you can unwhite it because ew white with a Mr chromebox script but im getting ahead of myself; Just ctrl+d past it. It does make a looud beep when unattended and on the screen. Something which I want to get out of the way is that virtualization is gay. So I won't cover crostini nor any other form of virtualization. Well do Ctrl + Alt + T this should open a crosh window. This is the equivlant of your linux terminal. Expect limited since you still haven't done what I want you to do.

Before you continue, set a root passwd. good opsecc is best opsecc!

sudo passwd root

Chapter 3, I HATE CHROMEOS!

Good news! You can leave it! There are two ways get a chroot or a seperate OS, I won't cover replacing ChromeOS since that's not something I should be preaching.

Chroot way: You may wonder, what is a chroot. Well keep wondering, it's just os in os. All you should know there is a script which makes an accesible chroot for you with DE and all, https://github.com/dnschneid/crouton , it works great :3. Issues being there are many issues. OSes aren't made to be used in other OSes. Installing snap is basiclly impossible (not that you should want snap) sound is a pain to setup depending on your hardware and the storage is limiting! but if you just want to play the best video game ever made (half life 2 deathmatch) it should be fine.

How 2:

1. Download this file in your chrome browser: https://goo.gl/fd3zc

2. I JUST REMEMBERED! I never explained crosh and how to execute shell commands. Well type in shell in your crosh window and you can start using shell commands :3.

2. Run this command:  sudo install -Dt /usr/local/bin -m 755 ~/Downloads/crouton

3. Well select your poison, sudo crouton -r list

4. Install your poison! sudo crouton -t xfce-desktop -r bullseye

Seperate storage device and firmware mods!: This is the better option but will cost money, or atleast an SD card. You need an sd card or usb and another usb or sd, This method is loading an OS present on an SD and using that as your OS for your chromebook, storage which likely is slow but this method gives you the opportunity to use full hardware and install any hardware supporting OS!

how 2, little long and boring though.

1. Run this in crosh shell, dont question it just do it. `cd; curl -LO http://mrchromebox.tech/firmware-util.sh

sudo install -Dt /usr/local/bin -m 755 http://firmware-util.sh

sudo http://firmware-util.sh`

Okay you installed mrchromebok firmware mod script. I have no idea how it works. Some ChromeOS quirk i should mention is that you can only execute scripts in /usr/local!. You can change this with, will keep it secret for a later chapter ;3

2. okay anyway choose option 1.

3. when its finished reboot, you can force reboot with F3 + Powerbutton, fun fact.

4. At your login screen do CTRL + ALT + F2 or F3 or F4. Also known as -> key. There you login as chronos and use your set password. There you will need to type in this command sudo crossystem dev_boot_usb=1 dev_boot_legacy=1 This should return an error, type the accurate command which was given in the error!

5. MAGIC IS DONE OH MY GAWD.

6. Reboot chromebook.

7. NOW INSTEAD OF JUST CTRL + D PAST WARN SCREEN PRESS CTRL + L here you shall get 2 options Tianocore or U-boot. use tianocore. EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECT! you now have a bios to run the OS you have on your SD, I can give a guide on installing linux on an sd card on a chromebook, but thats stupid. I use freebsd. which is 100x better!

Chapter 4, kill root

Don't be scared of the title we won't kill anyone! We shall kill the Read-Write protection alphabet has put in place. This will be required for Chap 5 emerging from the ashes!

You cant just sudo -i and change things, on the topic of root, use sudo -i in shell crosh to be root and do root things. Well time to kill root.

1. running very cool script provided to us in system sudo /usr/share/vboot/bin/http://make_dev_ssd.sh --remove_rootfs_verification this can and likely will return an error, copy paste the command given by the error!

2. remount root mount -o remount,rw / you can also add ,exec to end that annoying execute protection.

3. reboot!

4. we destroyed the biggoted wall seperating us and /!

Chap 5 emerging from the ashes!

Well the revelations in chapter 0 finally paid off! Because ChromeOS is built on gentoo we can use gentoos portage! You may think OH MY GAWD HOW! Well I should mention chromeos uses its own portage repo. wont explain how to change maybe in edition two of ultimate guide.

How 2:

1. Go root, REQUIRED DONT FORGET! sudo -i

2. Run this command, dev_install

3. Let it run and Y every option given

4. done

You can now emerge certain packages like vim on your chromebook! No crostini nonsense needed! This will also bring alot of other tools which i wont mention! `sudo emerge vim`

Chapter 6 Ending

There are many more things you can do to hack chromeos like change your splash screen kill auto updates and much much more, but those will be for edition two where i will rewrite everything. Im tired of writing this and should bring your little brother chromebook alot further!

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