- Ubie : Advocating for violence.
- houellebecq : buttholes are asterisks
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- 17
I read all 22 pages of this, get on my level.
Poll
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TLDR, He didn't like it.
There's some interesting psychology at play here, mostly because he comes across like a sad, flustered manchild. He says he was bored to tears by LOTR and Dune 1 but saw this one anyway cause he was bored. Notes:
He couldn't distinguish between Zendaya and Rebecca Ferguson because "who cares about dumb fricking fantasy/sci-fi bullshit"
"Are you okay?" really activates his almonds (he's a screenwriter). They should really know better than to use such contrived dialogue.
The Dune movies suck because Star Wars came out first
Feudalism is very confusing to him. Marrying the Emperor's daughter, getting revenge for his father is super random and makes no fricking sense
They didn't explain why Timothee Chalamet became the leader of "the fricking Frito Funyuns whatever the frick" it just randomly happened
!jinxthinkers unhinged rambling