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@strawbies:😭 I am a millennial who got a deathly hallows tattoo covered up [185+ replies]

@Halloqueen 🎃:Deathly Hallows tattoo girlie here, I will always love mine. Always. [170+ replies ]

@eeeeentropy:Cries in covered up deathly hallows tattoo [50+ replies]

@Call me Stanley:My cousin got her deathly hallows tattoo covered up with the favorite flower of her trans girlfriend 🥰 it's the cutest thing ever [30+ replies]

@DinKa:Would never cover up my harry potter tattoo 🙏🏻❤️ [90+ replies]

@Shan:My Harry Potter tattoo is a quote the author wrote saying not to judge people from The Goblet of Fire. 😭 The irony

@KatStan:I am a millennial in the process of getting my deathly hallows tattoo covered. 😂

@_ImAsleep:I've seen 11 people so far cover their deathly hallows tattoos in my shop and it makes me smile every time lol

@NES:Me getting my deathly hallows tattoo covered up last year 😅

@👁👄👁:Feel so awful for my fellow millennials with their HP tattoos. So glad I was too broke to get one before my writing hero became a villain. 😭 [50+ replies ]

@bickish225:I'll NEVER cover up my deathly hallows tattoo 😁 and I still need more HP tattoos for sure [130+ replies ]

Don't forget the poors who can't afford to have their HP tat redacted

@holocene1212:As a millennial who is currently saving for a cover up of my deathly hallows tattoo, how dare you read me to filth so quickly? 😭 [170+ replies ]

@thehexgirlfriend:As a girlie with a deathly hallows tattoo I'm tryna get covered up- yall didn't have to call me out like that 😭 [50+ replies]

@~Leiden~System~:Not me desperately wanting a cover up for my deathly hallows tattoo 😭 called out SO fast

(love that reddit has become a generic trademark for unfunny)

(TIL souls in the two lower heavens in Mormonism lose their genitals)

There's a common gimmick that's been popular online where a content creator will try to make a bunch of sequential trades to turn a paper clip or a pencil into something more substantial like $1000, a car or a house.

In this case, known as The Trade House Project, a woman named Dana did exactly that, traded up from a paper clip all the way to a house.

However, she didn't really need a house so she decided to give it away, and in 2022 chose an 18 year old girl named Shay to receive the house, because Shay had a tragic backstory (mom died of cancer when she was 2, dad killed himself in the aftermath) and I guess that was all it took to win the contest, it's not exactly clear.

Here's a video of a shutterfly sponsorship video when Shay initially moved in

Not only did she get a house & $10,000 from Shutterfly, but people also started sending her tons of Amazon packages from a wish list that was set up so she and her bf could start a new life together

The drama started yesterday, when Shay posted a video crying and claiming that Dana had banned her from her own house and that the entire giveaway was a scam (video, along with Shay's entire account, has since been deleted).

Dana came back posting a video with receipts

TL;DW: Shay had moved in for a month, then disappeared for 14 months while continuing to text Dana that she would be back to live in the house any day now. Because Shay had been there for such a short period, she never actually received the title to the house. Eventually Dana went into the house and found garbage, maggots, cat piss and shit everywhere and generally the house had been trashed, and decided to reclaim it and ban Shay from the house.

Tiktok drama girlies are pretty much universally pooping on Shay to the point where she deleted everything. What do you think?

Asian radical feminist btw

For the first few minutes I thought they were doing a bit, it's honestly incredible

Highlights:

• I don't know how it works BUT NEITHER DO THEY - 0:15

• CERN is satanic - 0:33

• Something about sacred geometry and portals for demons? - 1:28

• GoD PArtIclE and transcendental visions - 2:06

• Alex Jones has been right about just about everything - 2:35

• Personal favourite: The Swiss have transcended 3 dimensions (never heard this one before but kinda love it) - 5:10

• More gOd PaRTicLe - 5:50

• ??? - 6:59

• The moon is an unfilmable graveyard (although we did still land there, we're not crazy ) - 9:55

• Buzz Aldrin said on national TV that the moon landing footage was fake (good job someone remembered that) - 12:11

A federal court has ordered Lolcow LLC to state:

TRANS LIVES MATTER

Anyone who chooses pleasure over a test of fortitude is born to lose.

Jail, stress, pain and suffering while learning from a billionaire or...

Some pussy.

Easy choice.

The fact you chose the girl clearly demonstrates that you are infact gay.

— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) April 2, 2024

Based homos only:

Also mayos know witchcraft:

what’s the craziest tweet you’ve ever seen!?

— Pubity (@pubity) March 2, 2024

I thought Donkey Kong December was forced and unfunny. Therefore, if I block everyone who participated in it, I'll stop seeing unfunny posts, and only ever see gems

I called this idea COMEDY EUGENICS and I still stand by the principle of it, but ohmyGOD Kongs were the WORST target You guys carry this website. Seriously, my feed is absolutely dry and desolate now. It's magnatudes slower, and the posts that get through are less funny.

I'm sorry Kongs. You were right and I was wrong. I am reversing the ban

I'd still consider this experiment a success though. Why? Because, by making my feed a boring stagnant swamp, I learned who the real enemy is.

Wanna know who is really killing rdrama? The true coal miners of this site?!?

THE UNBLOCKABLES

THAT'S RIGHT!! THEY'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I DIDNT BLOCK!!! And when you see nothing but their post, oh my GOD is it a chore!

I am starting a new initiative. A NEW FRONTIER FOR COMEDY EUGENICS. I will be making a browser plugin that blocks ALL THE UNBLOCKABLE, UNTOUCHABLE SWINE!!! Then, and ONLY THEN, will my feed be pure!

in the meantime, I have some apologies to write.

For Further Reading

https://www.cato.org/publications/policy-analysis/jones-act-burden-america-can-no-longer-bear

!nooticers

I react the same way when somebody speaks English in Miami. pic.twitter.com/UNClInHLWQ

— Royce Lopez (@hippojuicefilm) March 30, 2024

I read all 22 pages of this, get on my level.

Poll

Yes - 12 votes

No - 16 votes

But Bill Hicks is 1000x funnier.

Norms whole bit is just looking deadpan like Jim from the office

this is insane

cashier is literally zooming into nyc from the philippines pic.twitter.com/opAyS8AYUs

— brett goldstein (@thatguybg) April 6, 2024

It's funny that the psych response to BPD's in our hospital who threaten to kill themselves is "do it you won't" and they are right every time

What's some use you guys have gotten out of the edit logging feature, lately? Have your feelings on it changed?

Aevann says the use case is for drafting effortposts and preventing time-wasting mistakes, but tbh I'm not convinced it's of much help when the text editor is naked and the preview feature doesn't really give you an idea of what your post will look like with half the features- better to work in notepad.

!effortposters this feature carries on in your name so definitely make your voices heard!

To the rest of us !dramatards and !poll_voters, edit logging affects everyone.