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Anon discovers his new superpowers

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1eo9u1n/i_think_the_no_fap_guys_are_on_to_something/

Haven't busted in a month, probably for the first :marseywinner: time since I started busting.

There's a constant tingle like electricity :marseytoasterbath: in my veins. I'm hitting PRs in the gym. My sense of smell :marseyduriansniff: has gotten so powerful that when my friends :marseytherachel: cat used its litter :marseyshitforbrains: box in the next room I had to leave :marseypeaceout: their house, no one else seemed bothered.

I am at war with the beast though, it's for the faint of heart, my mind is a weapon :marseyaxe: that has been turned against me. There :marseycheerup: is no respite. 90 days is what the no fap guys say. I don't think :marseyhyperthonk: I'm going :marseysalmaid: to get there, but a man bearing my name will.

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i have been on nofap for 15 minutes, when do I get superpowers

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You have to nofap longer than your average edging sessions sadly. :marseydepressed:

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Pretty sure a non edging session for him takes hours because he mangled his peepee with a death grip. He probably goons for half the day.

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You joke but I know a guy who unironically does that

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>I know a guy

So it's you?

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