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Anon discovers his new superpowers

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1eo9u1n/i_think_the_no_fap_guys_are_on_to_something/

Haven't busted in a month, probably for the first :marseywinner: time since I started busting.

There's a constant tingle like electricity :marseytoasterbath: in my veins. I'm hitting PRs in the gym. My sense of smell :marseyduriansniff: has gotten so powerful that when my friends :marseytherachel: cat used its litter :marseyshitforbrains: box in the next room I had to leave :marseypeaceout: their house, no one else seemed bothered.

I am at war with the beast though, it's for the faint of heart, my mind is a weapon :marseyaxe: that has been turned against me. There :marseycheerup: is no respite. 90 days is what the no fap guys say. I don't think :marseyhyperthonk: I'm going :marseysalmaid: to get there, but a man bearing my name will.

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There's tons of stuff happening with your neurotransmitters when you orgasm so suddenly stopping a habit like that is bound to have some effect on your mood. (I heard that serotonin drops during orgasm so perhaps that's part of it?)


God knew I'd be too powerful if I had a normal childhood

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i have been on nofap for 15 minutes, when do I get superpowers

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45 more (impossible)

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You have to nofap longer than your average edging sessions sadly. :marseydepressed:

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Pretty sure a non edging session for him takes hours because he mangled his peepee with a death grip. He probably goons for half the day.

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You joke but I know a guy who unironically does that

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>I know a guy

So it's you?

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I don't understand why nofap is such a fricking meme these days.

Like everyone knows if you hold off on jerking off you're going to experience subtle changes in behavior.

It's not giving you super powers, it's just that Scrotes want to frick; unironicaly one of the biggest motivations for a healthy scrote is the desire to frick women. We can't help it, it's in our DNA, if you are jerking off every day it's going to diminish your desire to frick which will also reduce your motivation to do other things that will increase your chances of impressing girls so you can frick them.

30 years ago this was less of a problem because we didn't have porn piped directly into our hands 24/7 so it was a lot easier to go a few days without jerking it, especially if you were normal and had adult responsibilities. Now people hold off on jerking it for a few days and realize what normal male life is suppose to feel like.

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I have come to the conclusion that alot of users literally haven't not fapped for a few days in close to a decade. It's impossible to say you don't notice a subtle difference.

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Nofap was one of those things that started as a good idea then was taken over by weirdos thinking not cumming in seven seconds turns you into an Adonis.

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Zoomers ruin everything. They call nose breathing mewing and basic hygiene looksmaxxing

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It's true though. I've nofapped for like two weeks. Shit is just different after about a week. Dudes hate cause they've never experienced it

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