Faces filled with joy and cheer

What a magical time of year

Howdy ho! It's Global Jihad Daaayyy!

Put your طاقية cap right on

Spread that hummus all over the lawn

Don't you know it's Global Jihad Day?

All the little girls and boys

Love that wonderful explosion noise

You'll know what this day's about

When you stab a infidels guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh

Snap their unclean spines in half

Grab your vest and bomb your cares away

Hip hip hooray, it's Global Jihad Day!

People up and down the street

Crushing Kafir beneath their feet

Why we do it, who can say?

But it's such a festive holiday

So let the jihad fun begin

Bash their nasally skulls right in

It's religion, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it's Global Jihad

We'll have some fun on Global Jihad

Pick up your gun, it's Global Jihad Day

Hip hip hooray, it's Global Jihad Day

Global Jihad Day

Hey!

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