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>If only South Africa and Brazil were on the council, then they would be able to do something, somehow

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:#marseypatriotgenocide:

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>Mfw the ambassador for Bongo-Zongo Land thinks his words carry any real weight

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this is the funniest thing i will see today

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Denouce this carrier group b-word

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These are the people that ask, “what would happen if the world fought against the US?”

Uh we'd suddenly have a bunch of freshly bombed vacation property all over the world?

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Honestly just pulling back our navy and watching shipping lanes enjoy a new golden age of piracy would be enough. Of course, we'd hurt ourselves in the process, but it'd still be funny.

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Yeah the American navy with zero use of nuclear weapons could bring the world to its knees in three weeks. It's not fun fighting a ship with its own Air Force pounding your butthole 40 miles away. The entire worlds navy against the US navy is the equivalent of 10 MMA pro fighters against children's autism karate class. The first day anyone smarter than a fricking rock would surrender before even getting hit.

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>10 MMA fighters against a children's autism karate class

Or just one Kramer.

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America has the most powerful katra. :marseyspock:

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its own Air Force pounding your butthole 40 miles away

More like 650 miles nowadays

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Pew Pew Pew https://media.giphy.com/media/9umH7yTO8gLYY/giphy.webp

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I'm pretty sure some hajjis in a rhib with some explosives managed to disable one of our ships.

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Yes they did in Yemen in 2000, but the only real doctrinal failure there was not shooting waterborne hajis on sight. It was pre 9/11, and the suicide bombing tendencies of dune coons weren't widely known.

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Whitepapers on doctrinal failures will save us next time. It's right here in the new doctrine from 2006!

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Those were the Persian Gulf simulations right?

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That wargame was someone figuring out the simulation didn't account for the fact that Cessna's can't carry a soviet-era anti-ship missile strapped to it and then using his entire pointbuy to order like 600 of them in a mass suicide attack like the world's most expensive 40k gimmick army.

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God being a military strategist sounds so fun I should have just taken the ASVAB

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Those wargames were wacky and gamey as heck, but in the sim/wargame, a horde of anti-ship missile armed speedboats in the Persian Gulf did serious damage to a carrier group.

I think he's referencing the 2000 USS Cole suicide boat bombing that killed 17 sailors. The Cole was in port in Aden in a state of low readiness. An al Qaeda affiliated group of suicide bombers pulled a boat up alongside while feigning confusion and giving friendly gestures. When they got close enough to the Cole they detonated the bombs on their boat.

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That's anti semetic

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God, that'd be based.

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Even better become the pirates and demand tribute

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Lmao burgers couldn't even decisively beat shitholes like Vietnam or Iraq yet they think they could easily take on the entire rest of the world

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Against the rest of the world we might take it a little more seriously and fight with only one hand tied behind our back

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The US is always holding back and trying to "save" the countries they invade. If it only needs to turn everything into rubble, I doubt the US would struggle that much.

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What do you mean we didn't beat Iraq?

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where is the oil, comrade?

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>Destroy country

>Refuse to elaborate

>Leave

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watching this with rdrama's "o holy night" christmas music in the background is just frickin kino

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Uh, Iraq still stands with the government we installed? R-slur.

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>winning so hard that it generated the biggest terrorist group ever, which formed its own state

You burgers are incredibly r-slurred

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Have the Russians got air superiority yet?

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Despite you being smug there is a 50/50 chance that the daily burgerslop fried your brain and you're unaware that the whole region around Irak destabilized and created ISIS and pulled 500k people into coffins. But you already knew, Mister Smarty Slops

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The state we set up beat the biggest terrorist group ever without our help. That seems like a win to me.

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"I declare.... Bankruptcy!" energy lmao

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YOUR NOT MY FAWKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD OKKAAAAAYYY

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classy :marseycheers:

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Only a white westerner could have typed that

More self hating than jews

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Good luck on that.

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Smartest communist

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Lol yea its totally only rightoids that are saying crazy anti-israel im glad /r/destiny cleared that up

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"you've been denounced!" :#soycry:

Yes

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i got banned from imgur one time for posting that LOL

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Member when the Frogs were sneeding about le hyperpower as though that were an insult?

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How will the US ever recover! They'll write a mean resolution on the UN and make the ICC issue a warrant arrest for Biden and the entire US government

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:#soycry: "You're a superpower!"

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These people have watched so much cartoons they think that people can be depowered via magic words like in owl house

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