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EFFORTPOST Have you heard the tragedy of Soda stream the wise? I thought not. It's not a story a redditard would tell.

Sodastream

Sodastream is a way to make your own soda and sparkling water at home. It, or an ancestor of the current model, was invented in 1902. Sodastream was originally from England . A distributor in Israel developed a better home water carbonization system, quit, set up his own company called Sodaclub, and eventually made enough money to buy out the original sodastream.

This is because Jews love seltzer water. Just one of their many idiosyncrasies.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Judaism/comments/14ffq94/hot_take_sparkling_water_is_gross/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/rqqd6t/whats_with_jews_and_seltzer_water/

In 2007 Daniel Birnbuam's firm bought a controlling interest in the company and brought the product worldwide

https://corp.sodastream.com/about/

Daniel Birnbaum has always been determined to bring peace to the region as he reveals in this article where he brags about what a big kosher lasagna he is

https://jcpa.org/defeating-denormalization/sodastream-model-economic-peace/

The US embassy loved his factory

https://il.usembassy.gov/sodastream-factory-in-the-negev/

The BDS movement targeted the company

https://bdsmovement.net/news/“sodastream-still-subject-boycott”

https://www.972mag.com/the-cynical-exploitation-of-palestinian-workers-in-scarlett-johanssonsodastream-affair/

The factory in the west bank was one of the few job providers that doesn't involve strapping explosives to yourself, spying for Israel, or fricking camels.

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/3jfix3/sodastream_leaves_west_bank_as_ceo_says_boycott/

https://gizmodo.com.au/2014/01/why-these-people-want-you-to-boycott-sodastream/

This led to them moving one of their factories out of Palestine and into Israel proper, leaving hundreds of Palestinians unemployed

https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2016/03/27/471885452/when-500-palestinians-lose-their-jobs-at-sodastream-whos-to-blame

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pepsico-sodastream-israel_n_5b7c00d7e4b018b93e97aba2/amp

https://theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/03/sodastream-leaves-west-bank-as-ceo-says-boycott-antisemitic-and-pointless

https://www.whoprofits.org/publications/report/120?soda-stream-completes-withdrawal-from-its-factory-in-mishor-adumim-in-the-west-bank-and-relocates-in-the-naqab-negev-desert

The workers even begged them to stop the boycott

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueReddit/comments/263p15/conflict_bubbles_inside_sodastreams_occupied/

https://www.csmonitor.com/World/Security-Watch/2014/0130/Palestinian-workers-back-Scarlett-Johansson-s-opposition-to-SodaStream-boycott

https://old.reddit.com/r/Israel/comments/182wvq/in_sodastream_boycott_push_palestinians_may_be/

But he guilted the Israeli government into issuing work permits

https://www.newsweek.com/2019/07/05/economic-opportunity-catalyst-peace-israeli-company-sodastream-pr-israel-both-1445859.html

https://old.reddit.com/r/SodaStream/comments/179ce9w/alternative_refills/

Even Al Jazeera can't polish this turD

https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2015/9/25/sodastream-factory-shows-palestinian-bedouins-plight

Redditards parrot bds lies

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1aimdeu/note_on_soda_stream_package_pointing_out_harmonic/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SodaStream/comments/195g57k/how_does_purchasing_soda_stream_merchandise/

https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/859bni/deleted_by_user/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SodaStream/comments/17mbb9m/i_have_a_sodastream_but_do_not_want_to_buy_any/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Anticonsumption/comments/197uon1/for_anyone_wanting_to_get_rid_of_their_sodastream/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BDS/comments/z614kt/avoiding_sodastream/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/2d1osi/drama_in_risrael_over_scarlett_johanssons/

Redditors refuse to believe that Jews and Arabs can live in peace

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/10rg2wk/this_made_in_israel_label_on_sodastreams/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Palestine/comments/18qsupc/my_sodastream_must_have_been_sitting_in_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Israel/comments/85c3o5/this_wholesome_sticker_on_the_back_of_my_new/

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/87lmct/this_product_is_produced_by_jews_and_arabs/

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1b8nn4t/bought_a_sodastream_today_packaging_didnt_age_well/

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/sl89a4/my_new_sodastream_was_made_in_israel_by_peaceful/

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/rlw1bu/a_made_in_israel_label_on_the_back_of_a_soda/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SodaStream/comments/176e18p/this_was_on_the_box_if_my_new_sodasrream_duo/

https://old.reddit.com/r/theadamfriedlandshow/comments/zscirg/peace_achieved_through_building_sodastreams/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModernPropaganda/comments/ex7nux/israeli_soda_stream_propaganda_soda_stream_is/

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/8ju9v7/my_sodastream_has_an_israel_flag_inside/

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/19c9ekl/this_soda_stream_glass_bottle_box_i_bought/

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/9do2oj/sodastreams_are_made_in_israel/

Or even Jews and black jews

https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8yagep/palestinian_and_ethiopian_jew_work_next_to_each/

Sodastream joined a boycott against facebook

https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2020-06-30/ty-article/.premium/sodastream-becomes-first-israel-based-company-to-join-boycott-of-facebook/0000017f-dc7e-df9c-a17f-fe7ee5910000

They opposed certain laws made bythe Netanuyah's government

https://m.jpost.com/israel-news/politics-and-diplomacy/article-726172

Rabbi Bernbaum sold the company to Pepsi

https://www.fooddive.com/news/sodastream-rebrands-sparkling-water-PepsiCo/631743/#:~:text=PepsiCo%20acquired%20SodaStream%20for%20%243.2,diversify%20beyond%20sugary%20soft%20drinks.

But even after that the Palis still demanded people not buy Sodastream

https://old.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/comments/18q7dx1/my_sodastream_must_have_been_sitting_in_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Palestine/comments/t50qya/is_this_true_the_backside_of_a_sodastream/

They even tried to open up a factory in Gaza

https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL8N1YP45T/

https://www.greenprophet.com/2019/05/sodastream-to-build-gaza-factory-for-peace/?amp

Some Palestinians were excited about this

https://www.quora.com/What-do-you-think-about-the-new-SodaStream-factory-in-Gaza

The factory is closed now because of the war. Whether it reopens is up in the air.

Daniel Birnbaum is seeking peace in the middle east now

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maggiemcgrath/2019/04/24/peace-and-profits-inside-the-israeli-seltzer-factory-where-jews-and-arabs-work-together/

https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2013/7/18/sodastream-building-walls-not-bridges

I still hate Pakis

https://old.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/17gl4hi/the_ongoing_boycott_for_palestine_under/

Daniel Birnbaum indicted for insider trading

https://www.timesofisrael.com/former-sodastream-ceo-and-associate-indicted-for-insider-trading/

4chan's pol fears all carbonated drinks as “jew juice”

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/40319050/

Obligatory wikipedia post

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:SodaStream/Archive_1

Sodastream is promuslim and pol hates it, but this link is mostly about them eating bait fishhook and all

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/447548412/#447562121

4chan fears sodastream or , as they call it, the bubbly Jew

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/270906868/#27090686

4chan pretends to care about the Palestinians as an excuse to hate Jews

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/27814320/#27814642

/r/conspiracy hates Jews

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1wzchr/sodastream_stock_sinks_and_bloomberg_cites/

And thinks they're part reptillian

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/302upq/reptilian_jew_drama_in_rconspiracy_not_saying/

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Why is no one willing to talk about the fact that sparkling water tastes different than normal water? Even after it goes flat, sparkling water tastes bad to me. Some people might like that flavor and that's fine, some people might not notice the flavor and that's fine, but stop gaslamping me that I'm just being "tricked" by the bubbles. It tastes slightly acidic, presumably because some of the carbon dioxide dissolves into the water and becomes carbonic acid.

:marseytinfoil2typing:

I sometimes buy soda stream syrup and mix it with flat water and it tastes milder than regular soda, even flat soda.

STOP TELLING ME THAT IT'S JUST REGULAR WATER WITH BUBBLES STOP EXPERIMENTS STOP TELLING ME THAT IT'S JUST REGULAR WATER WITH BUBBLES STOP EXPERIMENTS STOP TELLING ME THAT IT'S JUST REGULAR WATER WITH BUBBLES STOP EXPERIMENTS STOP TELLING ME THAT IT'S JUST REGULAR WATER WITH BUBBLES

:#marseyjonestalking:

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it's literally bitter water. it takes an actual r-slur to not be able to tell it's bitter water.

if you're some sort of weirdo who wants to spend their time drinking bitter water that's fine, but dont pretend you're doing anything else

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it needs 3 pounds of sugar to counteract that bitterness :marseyindignant:

I've had the nitrogen pepsi and its neat to have the bubbles without the flave but

it just tastes like flat pepsi. you need a differe

nt flavor for it to work lol you can't just use cola


there's orange juice and there's orange soda.

you can't just take the carbonation out of orange soad. it tastes like flat soda not orange juice.

but I'm not sure that cola has a non-carbonated equivalent

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who claims it's just bubbles? the carbonic acid in carbonated drinks is why you can clean car battery terminals with coke.

if it's strong enough to remove green battery schmoo it's strong enough to taste

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The jews are involved so its safe to assume something insidious is afoot

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