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r/singapore sneeds as Authorised Covid Snitches are filmed measuring if people are sitting 1 metre apart in 2022 
SDAs are Safe Distancing Ambassadors or fricking snitches that are employed by the Singapore Government to ensure Covid safety measures, and they were filmed in a restaurant measuring if the seats were a safe distance apart 
Nobody really likes them because they're like IRL jannies who can annoy the heck out of you or your businesses by taking pictures of you or your workplace to send to the giga jannies
Next are the Safe Distancing Enforcement Officers or IRL giga jannies who have the legal rights to:
At any time without warrant and with such force as may be necessary, stop, board, enter, inspect and search any premises or conveyance
Require any person to furnish any information within his knowledge
Demand that any person provide his or her name and address and other proof of identity
Prior to this incident there have been controversial cases involving the jannies or giga jannies:
1. Giga Jannies inspecting some dude's home without a warrant: https://www.todayonline.com/singapore/ura-refutes-man-who-claimed-warrant-needed-authorities-inspect-homes-potential-covid-19
2. Ex-military woman filmed scolding a janny when a janny told her to wear a mask: https://www.asiaone.com/singapore/woman-who-challenged-sda-mbs-shows-court-without-mask
Probably more but I can't recall/Stockholm Syndrome
THEIR RED ARM BANDS ARE NOT THE NAZI ARM BANDS IF YOU'RE ASKING
Apart from those snitches/jannies most places here require you to be vaxxed and though it's not officially a vaccine mandate, without it you pretty much can't enter almost everywhere, malls, restaurants, offices, you know the drill. Yes, we need to be boosted 
Edit: Yes we still have an indoor and outdoor mask mandate
We jailed & deported a bong who insisted on not wearing one because he was a sovereign citizen or some shit - https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/p6qk9e/benjamin_glynn_caught_for_not_wearing_a_mask/
Edit: there was an episode of a show where they sent mayo kids here lol
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I never read anything except the topic title but why are the safe distance ambassadors standing so close togethee
Dont singapoors out you in jaim for decades for the slimmest of reasons anyways
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They follow the same creed of internet jannies, "rules for thee but not for me."
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very true, we allowed Bloomberg forum attendees to dine-in up to 5 people while we were only allowed up to 2 last year
https://sg.news.yahoo.com/bloomberg-forum-nov-delegates-dine-in-groups-5-venues-singapore-054329036.html
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Singapore is based, they still have caning for many crimes. 3 to 12 strokes for men aged 18 to 60 or something like that. Its pretty brutal, any more than 3 and youre probably gonna have significant permanent damage
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Less damage than losing years of your life in prison.
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I think they only do caning in addition to prison, you cant get it on its own
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Stop mansplaininng.
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Im gay, it doesnt count. Mansplaining is privilege + explaining. I shouldnt have to explain this, please educate yourself sweaty
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Someones never been properly caned...
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