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r/singapore sneeds as Authorised Covid Snitches are filmed measuring if people are sitting 1 metre apart in 2022 
SDAs are Safe Distancing Ambassadors or fricking snitches that are employed by the Singapore Government to ensure Covid safety measures, and they were filmed in a restaurant measuring if the seats were a safe distance apart 
Nobody really likes them because they're like IRL jannies who can annoy the heck out of you or your businesses by taking pictures of you or your workplace to send to the giga jannies
Next are the Safe Distancing Enforcement Officers or IRL giga jannies who have the legal rights to:
At any time without warrant and with such force as may be necessary, stop, board, enter, inspect and search any premises or conveyance
Require any person to furnish any information within his knowledge
Demand that any person provide his or her name and address and other proof of identity
Prior to this incident there have been controversial cases involving the jannies or giga jannies:
1. Giga Jannies inspecting some dude's home without a warrant: https://www.todayonline.com/singapore/ura-refutes-man-who-claimed-warrant-needed-authorities-inspect-homes-potential-covid-19
2. Ex-military woman filmed scolding a janny when a janny told her to wear a mask: https://www.asiaone.com/singapore/woman-who-challenged-sda-mbs-shows-court-without-mask
Probably more but I can't recall/Stockholm Syndrome
THEIR RED ARM BANDS ARE NOT THE NAZI ARM BANDS IF YOU'RE ASKING
Apart from those snitches/jannies most places here require you to be vaxxed and though it's not officially a vaccine mandate, without it you pretty much can't enter almost everywhere, malls, restaurants, offices, you know the drill. Yes, we need to be boosted 
Edit: Yes we still have an indoor and outdoor mask mandate
We jailed & deported a bong who insisted on not wearing one because he was a sovereign citizen or some shit - https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/p6qk9e/benjamin_glynn_caught_for_not_wearing_a_mask/
Edit: there was an episode of a show where they sent mayo kids here lol
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That's some accent on the newscaster.
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Yeah that's the average Singaporean accent, grabbed a random video
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The idea of getting interrogated by in Singlish by police state thugs is going to give me nightmares. The only thing I'd be able to understand is "add oil lah" and then I'd realize I don't actually know wtf that means.
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Add oil = 加油 in chink - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiayou_(cheer)
The police are fine as long as you're not a massive peepee, not sure about the police state thugs cause you'll be disappeared
Based how we dealt with commies though - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Coldstore
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A clean solution to the commie problem without fricked-up massacres (Indonesia) or a civil war (most of SE Asia) is pretty based. I love how half the wikipedia article is about how really there wasn't a communist threat, it was all just imagined by... uhhh... everyone who wasn't a communist. That's some invalid bad faith gaslamping.
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