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lol I hope they are at least outsourcing it or something. This is a terrible decision but not surprising. Most companies don't appreciate security people until shit goes down, they get hacked, and then they are apologizing. It's the same with operations people. They normally have nothing to do if things are running smoothly, and they are the reason it runs smoothly, but then they are stressed beyond belief when something happens and then they are appreciated. Same shit happens to security people.
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Outsourcing is exactly what those twats did. The same shit happens to IT staff in general
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Yup, and their security will become worse because of it.
Instead of having a team dedicated to cyber security on their payroll, who's sole job is managing and monitoring Patreon. They'll hire out to some firm in India, where they're just another number out of thousands of companies.
You would think a company like Patreon, whose sole business is online and deals with transactional payments, would be a bit more dedicated to security.
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quit being -phobic
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yeah just heard through the grapevine that they are outsourcing for sure. idk if that's a great idea for security, but if some idiot suit is in charge, I know that there has been a hard push to hire MSPs over on-site staff in the last few years.
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It's crazy that these companies see major hacks making the news and then roll the dice by cutting security. That is some Grade A shit
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One major economic change that’s happened in the last 20-30 years is that the majority of stock is owned by investment firms selling funds (Vanguard, Fidelity, Blackrock, etc) rather than individual shareholders. This means that all of their investors will be pushing them to do risky shit, because if they’re invested in 2000 different companies and can get all of them to cut their operating expenses by 5%, even if a few dozen get hacked and go out of business it’s still a net gain and the fund’s value will go up.
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Letting the people own the means of production is bad now? you commies are never happy
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I just heard through the grapevine that they are outsourcing their security, but still you never get the quality you get with on-site staff.
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They won't be able to pass the PCI-DSS compliance audit (once per year, if i remember correctly).
build and maintain a secure network and systems,
protect cardholder data,
maintain a vulnerability management program,
implement strong access control measures,
regularly monitor and test networks,
maintain an information security policy.
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Its the same for all IT roles in big corps.
The best we can ever do is “be operational” for us if everything is perfect by design no one should notice. The second something goes down or fails its defcon 1 and Operations people get a tiny glimpse into how much IT infrastructure is used in day to day work.
But you can bet the second the problem is fixed they’ll forget about it.
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Paying for a few PR people to sweep breaches under the rug is cheaper than a single security person. It’s not that surprising some middle exec thought this was a good idea.
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