NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1/
— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) November 18, 2022
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Elon knows low level coding. I think he used to do quite a bit in C/assembly way back in the 90s.
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I believe it, but that skill is currently gone if he's doing things like asking people to physically print out code for him to review
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I doubt it will just be him sitting in a board room going over the code. He'll obviously have a few hired consultants well versed in programming that he can trust to go over it with him.
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Going over code in printed form is the ludicrous part and is also what tells me he doesn't know how to program. Even with well-commented code I wrote years ago, if I have to re-use it, I sometimes have to go step-by-step into a function or object to recall what it was doing and why I needed it.
Even PhD's in CS can't just read through pages of someone else's code and immediately figure out how it works unless it's a small program.
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Don't tell on yourself like this plz, you're among professionals
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So if you were given fifty printed pages of source code of Twitter, you could immediately understand what it was doing?
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Maybe not if they were chosen at random from the entire code base. I wonder if any of the employees thought of that epic troll
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My main job isn't being a programmer, but even with the ones I work with I think there's a reason people use GitHub or other source control for review instead of printing stuff out.
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didn't rocket father write input driver code for video games back in the day?
something like that
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