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I HATE GIT I HATE GIT [ nerds debating me in comments ]
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Maybe you should "transition" into business analyst or IT monkey sysadmin
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The definition of an IT monkey sysadmin is someone who thinks they're smart because they know how to use stupid makework software like git or linux desktop.
Go back to /g/
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BIPOC it's not that complicated
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It's more complicated than it needs to be.
for example, deleting commit history requires 6 command line instructions:
https://gist.github.com/heiswayi/350e2afda8cece810c0f6116dadbe651
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Why would you ever want to delete commit history? Just squash? It would be an r-slured clusterfrick otherwise, considering how the git data structure works. And it makes sense for a version control system to not make it easy to frick with history anyways
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Stackovercope
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You should rope if you want to do X
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no not the heckin git commit history
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Deleting history is a rare (and bad) workflow. Its probably good that it requires 6 commands to prevent dumbasses from trying it when they shouldnt
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How does this have 700 stars? This has to be a joke
I agree that git is too complex but people unironically following these instructions makes me think we should stop giving away so many degrees
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Dude this is totally r-slurred. why would you use git if youre just going to delete all your history? Just dump it on a cloud or something lmao
There isnt a single command to do it because its anti-thetical to the purpose of git. But even then, the method is obvious to anyone who understand the git model instead of just memorizing commands like a woman.
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use a gui like a normal person
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a) I do, strags here are actually defending the cli version
b) the gui i use (sublime merge) doesn't solve this particular problem
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i dont get why you'd want to delete the entire history instead of just squashing with whatever commit you make next
getting real vibes
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Literally the only reason to ever delete commit history is because you accidentally left the word “BIPOC” in your commit message
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Git cli is easy lol
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I never claimed it was "hard". I claimed it is a waste of time
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GUI just makes git worse, at least to me it's inherently not a visual tool
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Nahhh
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No there's nothing smart about git that's the point 🤣
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I agree
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Keep yourself safe
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webdev detected
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Islamic beard of the gnupedo, beanie hat of the soy, and foot on desk but without hrt is literally my lifegoal!
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Nope, try again
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Yikes 3 replies?
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yes b-word i'm mad
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What other DVC have you used? Which one do you prefer ? Unironically asking because I think git is comfier than the alternatives
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Or a girl
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hcaw said sysadmin already
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Solves all your problems tbh
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It's more complicated than it needs to be. Therefore it's bad.
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