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Anthropology conference is overrun with sessions like "Pronouns, Bottoms, Cat-Ears And Cuerpes, Girl: For An Intersectional Trans Linguistic Anthropology"

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Session titles included:

• “Pronouns, Bottoms, Cat-Ears And Cuerpes, Girl: For An Intersectional Trans Linguistic Anthropology”

• “Unsettling Whiteness: Race And Religion In The United States”

• “On Indigenous People’s Terms: Unsettling Landscapes Through Remapping Practices”

• “Unsettling Queer Anthropology: Critical Genealogies and Decolonizing Futures”

At registration, you could ask for a “comfort ribbon” to indicate whether you preferred 1) handshakes, 2) elbow bumps, or 3) six feet of distance between you and others. The list of “the AAA Principles of Professional Responsibility,” which was prominently posted at entrances, starts with the line: “Do No Harm.” There were also signs stating that attendees shouldn’t use “scented personal care products” to ensure that those with “chemical sensitivities” could attend the conference in comfort.

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Anthro, which is mostly cultural anthro, has ALWAYS been like this. It's a baseless soft science where perverts and degenerates noootice things and write papers about them.

Any real anthro discovery nowadays is due to archaelogy, linguistics, physics and chemistry. Once they started using genes instead of cultural inferences to track human populations it was over for anthrocels.

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It literally killed anthropology, the theory papers have already been done to death, the only thing left for anthrocels is now PCR testing until they switch jobs.

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I remember finding an old book in the uni stacks, some anthro prof wrote a huge fieldwork novel about how he fell in love with a minor from the tribe he was living with but he only married her for science or smth

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That's Kenneth Good, the girl thankfully abandoned that frick when he took her to the US.

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He seems to have written his own wikipedia page.

Good was offered a wife named Yarima by her brother, the headman of the village. He accepted her in accordance with local customs.

I didn't want to be a sick p-do and ruin her life. I was just trying to be polite! Why does everyone accuse Napoleon Chagnon and his disciples of going to this impoverished population and buying s*x slaves when all we're doing is following local customs? What... what's... where are you putting me, that... ow my feet...

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I loved anthropology.

It was such a community college level burner class. We literally had to write a book review about this fictional ethnography where this Lesbian American Anthropologist falls in love with a Brazilian child prostitute orphan. Literal meme shit.

Literal p-do shit.

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My anthro prof was a legit beatnick, dude had stories of doing mescaline with natives during his undergrad times, played the trumpet too (he was so old the trumpet was still cool)

Def my fav burner class. Smoke a doobie and listen to some old guy bloviate about big men and pottery and shamanic trances

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Yeah anthro professors can be hella based. I had one who mostly worked on carbon dating human remains who got consulted by police whenever they found a skeleton. We had a whole lecture on how to identify a corpse by the way the ground shifted as it decomposes. First the decomposition causes a hole in the ground, then a second deeper hole when the chest collapses, etc.

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That's super neat. I think the only archaeologists that make money consistently work for the cops.

My fav has always been paleo ethno botany, where they can find trade routes based on dating the plants someone ate.

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That’s a movie right there:marseyprojection:

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Kenneth Good

what a great looking woman he got! imagine forcibly marrying someone, and even then, this is what you have to settle for

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Lmao. :marseywoodchipper2:

Antrhopology was definitely a fun science both for drama and researching, a shame it had to go the way it did.

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Part of me thinks titles like these and the sorts of presentations in that article are good for drama. They are stupid and pointless creative writing level, and for the most part are like a fantasy. I guess they have fun with it, and we can make fun of them so yea.

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:#marseybikecuck:

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I can think of several anthropology dudes that did that

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Yeah I grew up in an environment where the theory and the paper is highly encouraged. Part of me really regrets spending so much effort and time on that now when I see how just uninspired and lame it is compared to much better options.

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Second bot response? :marseystonetoss:

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>PCR testing

PCR testing is also just anthropology.

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archaeology is the EXACT SAME bullshit but they have to dig up a broken piece of trash first before they can make up a story around it

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If you gave an archaeologist shattered fragments of a pyrex measuring cup, a Marsey coffee cup, and a bunch of packets of Filipino and Indonesian spices they wouldn't have the faintest fricking clue who I am. And I'm right here living in their society. But with the same kind of evidence they're ready to tell you every thought and emotion of a person who lived 4000 years ago.

Also it REALLY MAKES YOU THINK :marseythonk::marseythonk::marseythonk: that they find so much stuff from around 1000-3000 BC, an era when we don't have any solid historical tradition. But then times when populations were massive and thriving like Mesopotamia under Achaemenid Persia and half the world in the late Roman Empire, they don't find anything. :marseybeanquestion: I don't want to sound cynical, but maybe it's because they still fund their digs by selling artifacts and you can get more cash from a pagan fertility goddess in 30,000 BC than a Phyrgian peasant's icon in 600 AD.

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If you gave an archaeologist shattered fragments of a pyrex measuring cup, a Marsey coffee cup, and a bunch of packets of Filipino and Indonesian spices they wouldn't have the faintest fricking clue who I am.

They could doxx you with these by fingerprints alone probs.

Also it REALLY MAKES YOU THINK that they find so much stuff from around 1000-3000 BC, an era when we don't have any solid historical tradition. But then times when populations were massive and thriving like Mesopotamia under Achaemenid Persia and half the world in the late Roman Empire, they don't find anything.

Was buried deeper, so it wasn't dug out and repurposed by Romans and later civilizations.

a Phyrgian peasant's icon in 600 AD.

You just don't hear about it, because it doesn't sound cool in a newspaper, unlike a pagan fertility goddess in 30,000 BC.

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Anthro is def fickle, if ur not studying the hot trend u don't get money. Even though u might find something groundbreaking or whatever, if it's not whatever is in style some dude will write a book about a fossilized turd and retire on it

Also probably red tape. Lots of digs are in countries that can be bribed or don't care. The middle east and China don't want yt ppl muckin around their artifacts

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The middle east and China don't want yt ppl muckin around their artifacts

Turkey is especially terrible about this. They're sitting on top of a huge share of the stuff you'd want to dig up, but they have this whole delusional narrative about being warriors from the steppe, not Greeks who were assimilated to speak Turkish, so they want to suppress their entire history up until 1056. An entire nation of people who think archaeology is a zionist game because it says they're 80% Greek.

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An entire nation of people who think archaeology is a zionist game because it says they're 80% Greek.

Based

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I went on an archaeology field study and literally did sci-fi level bullpooping about some little hutts and mounds we found in Belize. I got an A for 11 pages of lies.

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religious purposes

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Ok but they used to crush native puss, so they've still taken quite a fall

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soft science

How would you study human behavior as a "hard science"

I never get these people who get pissed at things that aren't scientifically measurable not being sciences

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Milton Friedman bridged that gap by calling for testable hypotheses; otherwise, much of it becomes atheoretic nonsense (postmodernism). Keynes's dad separated economics into two realms: as a positive science and as a normative science; James Buchanan expounded upon this difference to a (nauseating) degree. Then you've got guys like Popper calling out more pseudoscience for being unfalsifiable. There's also the legacy of Keynes and other macroeconomists who 'rendered' society into measurable units.

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It's not perfect, but there's still room between physics envy and the soft, dirty data. Then there's the naysayers who have been stuck chasing their own tails for decades (:marseythumbsup: to Wittgenstein), and you end up with garbage as seen in the OP.

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but there's still room between physics envy

>physics

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>math

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:#marseynouautism:

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Medium-functioning autism vs low-functioning autism

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Experimental physics is awesome though, you get paid just to do cool shit and write about it and the mathcels get the work of understanding it

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>though

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Macroeconomics is useful in general, its a nice abstraction of an infinitely complex reality. Its also probably the best we can do until we have hypercomputers that process the entirety of information at once.

On the other hand, this bullshit could be understood as a form of poetry or self-reflective writing. I'm not opposed to this in general. This sort of writing can be a powerful way to communicate anout complex ideas and emotions. However, the downside is you neccesarily only hear one perspective - the affluent, liberal college student's perspective.

I imagine the truest form of this is going to an old indian dude, giving him a bunch of beer, and listen to what he says. I guarantee that what he says will be infinitely more interesting than listening to a student's perspective on indian culture.

This actually happened to me once, it was an indian professor of a gen ed history class who happened to not give a singular shit about the curriculum, but mostly just talked about things that interested him and his experiences with the things he was talking about (Vietnam). I thought it was weird at the time, but i look back on it as one of the best classes I took in college.

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Macroeconomists tend to fit the data into accordance with their story theory, which isn't necessarily bad science. It's the predictive modeling that's a pipe dream.

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I've read better bots than this.

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Same, my fav profs were the ones that went on tangents

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Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

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Oh interesting. Genetics has changed much about anthro theories then? I find archeology discoveries good

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Undid the previous century's migration theories basically

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20th century migration theories were just every ethnicity claiming to be white or Jewish descendants lmao

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They still don’t even know who the Sea Peoples are.

L M A O

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They're Lemurians from Atlantis and it's why there was a secret world leaders summit in antarctica

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That’s bullshit anti-Tartarian propaganda to cover up the existence of the mud floods

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This is white supremacist misinformation

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The super lefty liberal arts school I did my undergrad at defunded their anthro department because it was worthless. I think some sects of it are genuinely worse than sociology and gender studies.

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Oberlin?

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ew no

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:#marseytranspearlclutch:

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Oberlin would never, ever cut a program for being useless.


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This must be turbo spaz mayo nonsense. Even in my (unspecified) African university with it's hyper libtarded leadership had an anthropologist apartment that at least seemed based on collection of hard knowledge.

There anthropology involved cataloguing all the various tribal histories, clothes, architecture and historical to modern shit

Wasn't useful for getting a job, but still seemed worthwhile for the sumtotal acruement of human knowledge

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Why would I want humans to have more knowledge? They do so much damage with the little they have.


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UCT i bet lol

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Stop doxing meeeeeereeeedee:marseymayo:

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I remember my anthro professor once stoped our 300-400 person class to announce that race is in fact not real and any students continuing to promote this white-centric viewpoint will be severely docked, lol.

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Lmao docked but not failed

C's get degrees, profcuck

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>Anthropology conference

Lmao. What, are they gonna talk about, finding new spiders to name?

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the interesting thing about these people is how far removed they are from normal social interaction wearing certain ribbons to show how you want to be greeted, needlessly decomposing words for "inclusivity," its like seeing an alien species communicate unreal

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We need to send anthropologists to the anthropology conference to understand them.

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Anthropology of anthropologist, like sociology of sociology.

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Somebody came up with this before me? I'd be shocked if they hadn't tbqh.

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No, I bullshitted the term, but apparantly, sociology of sociology exists.

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We need our our own journal, Studies in Drama to publish sociology of sociology of sociology.

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M E T A A N T H R O P O L O G Y

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I want someone who's colorblind to complain that different ribbons don't allow them to distinguish between people.

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I wear the brown hanky because I want you to poo on me

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:marseyxd: how has it gotten to this point

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We let it, and yes that includes you.

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There were also signs stating that attendees shouldn’t use “scented personal care products” to ensure that those with “chemical sensitivities” could attend the conference in comfort.

These should be everywhere. Your perfume smells like butt. Stop eating like shit, exercise a little and wash your darn body.

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Racist :marseytunaktunak:

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Why are normies so reluctant to talk about ethnic stench? It's literally one of the easiest thing to nootice by far but no one wants to tell most nogs and jeets they stink.

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Telling nogs they smell gets you knocked out. Telling 'jeets the smell gets you a burger with spit sauce.

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I took alot of physical and cultural anthro classes a decade ago. It was a cool discipline because it was a hybrid of history and philosophy. The sociology department was a bunch of proto-SJW fat acceptance freaks who everyone just ignored. Its crazy how they completely took over. I looked up some of my professors who had cool classes on "geoengineering and the anthropocene" or "the history of sleep in europe" and now they are all reeeing about whiteness and transphobia. It makes sense if youve been around hunanities academics long enough, the male feminists have no spine and get absolutely bodied by alpha mulatto femoid freaks

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Holy shit, how unfortunate do you have to be to look like this as a legacy foid?

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Lol, the first thing that came to my mind was that dude as well

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Comments on the blog are also overrun with sneeding anthropologists trying to discredit her by calling her a racist redneck:

For some context, Elizabeth Weiss was locked out of research materials from her own place of employment because she was a racist and unprofessional, so much so that her department literally held a panel called “What to Do When One of Your Tenured Professors is a Racist”. She’s been called out for being unprofessional by multiple anthropological organizations and a number of other experts in her field.

You can take the redneck out of Arkansas….

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Yeah but what did she actually do? Say that African magic doesn't work?


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Worth firing alone tbh :marseykente:

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:mar#seysopa:

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It's the gummy smile

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Probably hot 20 years ago.


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I will never remember exactly what it was but I was looking up technical papers something specific related to stable diffusion a few months ago and got something to the tune of "The Indigenous experience as embedded in latent cultural aesthetic paradigms"

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Several years ago I was looking up some ancient city on JSTOR and I got a result about "queer masculinities" in Judea under the Maccabees or something. Which, I mean, I'm sure there were gay Jews in Judea back then but I'm 1000% sure that nobody today can read the gay subtext underlying the Dead Sea Scrolls or whatever. I was so innocent :marseygrilling2: I had no idea we'd end up with every paper in the future being like that.

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I was so innocent I had no idea we'd end up with every paper in the future being like that.

Everyone in the Gender Studies and related fields percieves themselves as a victim so they aren't going to do anything to disrupt the circlejerk. If you get into one of those programs you can crank out any old shit and as long as it isn't an obvious parody you'll get a top degree. Shit you could probably GPT3 your way through it these days, especially if you look the part.

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:marseygasp: I don't know about queerness under Maccabees, just about queer bandit gangs vs Romans a few centuries later

"With their insatiable hunger for loot, they ransacked the houses of the wealthy, murdered men and violated women for sport; they guzzled their loot washed down with blood and from mere satiety, they shamefully gave themselves up to effeminate practices, plaiting their hair and putting on women’s clothes, drenching themselves with perfumes and painting their eyelids to make themselves attractive. They copied not merely the dress, but also the passions of women, devising in their excess of licentiousness unlawful pleasures in which they wallowed as in a brothel. Thus they entirely polluted the city with their foul practices. Yet though they wore women’s faces, their hands were murderous. They would approach with mincing steps, and, whipping out their swords from under dyed cloaks, they would impale passers-by."

Flavius Josephus – the Jewish War (iv.ix.10.)

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which one of you is in there as zozbot?

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Zoz

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Zle

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Zozzle

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>Anthropology

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Three of the topics mentioned "Unsettling" do these immunocompromised drones know any other vocabulary beyond what they are programmed?

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This is a Haplogroup R moment with assistance from members of Haplogroup G.

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>"unsettling" as the new "deconstructing": forcibly memeing a new dictionary for niche acedemiachal cultural subversion

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I hadn't attended a single class of a BS compulsory paper I have this sem cause I saw the subtopics but I had free time last week so I just went for fun. Aside from the prof asking me if I was from some other department(:marseysmug:) it was so painfully boring. There's apparently something called a black atlantic school and then we spent 30 min discussing an ugly butt painting that's supposed to be about the bipocs who fell into the sea and built wakandis there or w/e. :marseycontemplatesuicide:

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Fellers, are we in the "easy times" stage?

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Rapidly entering hard times stage


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“Unsettling Whiteness: Race And Religion In The United States”

Hey Siri which race is the most religious. Oh...

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When I read shit like this, it makes me understand why physics envy exists among a lot of the humanities academics so much more

With titles like this, who the frick is going to take your field seriously?

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(Most famously, it included a paper in which an anthropologist kept a masturbation diary about his self-pleasure while viewing Japanese anime-pornography. Another such example, in which an anthropologist wrote about her yoga exercises, was published in Anthropology News.)

:#marseycuck: :#marseycum: :#marseycatgirl:

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>Many speakers began by describing themselves—ostensibly to make the sessions more accessible for the visually impaired—stating their hair color, their skin color, what they were wearing (some of whom got this wrong!), their height (some of whom exaggerated their height!), and, of course, their pronouns.

Manlets lmao

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