A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"I'm the world's gayest and most r-slurred piece of shit. I'm so pathetic and no one likes me. I smell really bad all the time and I hate eating vegetables but I love computers sooo much... my tiny ichthyosis peepee gets hard when it sees a fresh new computer screen or high tech gadget"
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My marsona
is canonically married to Marsey ![:marseyandmarcus: :marseyandmarcus:](/e/marseyandmarcus.webp)
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I'm pretty sure there not married just friends/relatives
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My username was Marco before Marsey was even an rdrama thing. It's practically written in the stars![:marseylove: :marseylove:](/e/marseylove.webp)
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I had a cousin called Marco. Tragic story. He got lost in a crowded shopping mall and my aunt wandered around calling out his name, but of course there was no way she would ever hear him calling back.
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I reckon
@MarseyUnderMistletoe knows this, maybe he's finally accepted it and that's why he's been less fixated on Marsey and has instead been stalking
@dont_log_me_out ![:marseythonk: :marseythonk:](/e/marseythonk.webp)
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