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MarseyIsMyWaifu he/they MarseyIsMyWaifu  1yr ago (text post) 1348 thread views #134648
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  • whyareyou : caution this joke si not actually funny
  • HailVictory1776 : If it’s about programming of course it’s not funny. Techcels are neurodivergent
  • Sasanka_of_Gauda : Transmisia
  • Grue : Blitzen didn’t actually award this post

Funny joke for programmers:

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says

"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"

"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"

"So? What's that got to do with anything?"

"I'm the world's gayest and most r-slurred piece of shit. I'm so pathetic and no one likes me. I smell really bad all the time and I hate eating vegetables but I love computers sooo much... my tiny ichthyosis peepee gets hard when it sees a fresh new computer screen or high tech gadget"

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TRUE

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You're a code foid?

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CS major :marseyrope: it’s why I became transphobic since my class is full of :!marseytrain:s.

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But Ted, you're an art-bio double major.

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@TED_SIMP are you actually an art/bio double major? I didn’t even know people could double major when the degrees are that different haha

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yes. i do scientific illustration. but i graduated in june

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Is everyone here a zoomer? Would explain a lot.

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I am 57 and a convicted s*x offender

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ifonlyyouknewhowbadsthingsreallyare.jpg

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:#marseyrapscallion:

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no not everyone. but i am :marseysad:

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That’s amazing! Good career path. You will be like Nobu Tamara some day.

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thank u!

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I thought you were Ted's alt.

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:marseyannoyed::marseyprotestno:

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I’m terrible at art lmao. It’s a strain just trying to photoshop marseys. I thought about doing bio or medical school but I am actual shit at chemistry. :marseychemist:

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CS major and you haven’t even customized your profile. :marseyyikes:

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I don’t know shit about css. I only know C++:marseyneko:, Stackexchange:marseylaptopangry2:, eat hot chip:marseybong:, and lie. :marseysal:

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True

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For you, I will try and frick around with CSS over break. :marseyreading:

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I learned quite a fair bit of CSS from customising my profile here :marseywholesome:

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Ok I finally customized my profile. I saved your comment to remind myself. :marseyxd:

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Thank you, it looks good. :marseyclapping:

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:marseyloveyou:

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Dont forget your programmer socks to fit in :marseysockpuppet:

Also ew youre a zoomer :marseysick::marseysick::marseypuke:

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>Dont forget your programmer socks to fit in

Lmao I had one of the MTFs ask if I wear “thigh highs” or “pantyhose”.

No one wears those but :!marseytrain:s

:marseycringe2:

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LOL prolly another one who whines about being misgendered when xhe was caked in makeup, dressed up sexily (:marseypuke:), wearing heels and all because to them those are the things that make a woman :marseyemojirofl:

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I like how being too tall is one of the contributing clocking factors and most :!marseytrain:s ignore than and put on the 5 inch heels in order to breach the 6'6 mark

Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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The funniest thing is xhe only wears caci shorts and a shark tshirt. :marseyautism: No makeup, no fixed hair, or anything else. :marseydisagree: Not even heels :marseyxd:

Xhe’s basically this fit with purple thigh highs. 💀

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:#marseyflushzoom:

you mean i just need thigh highs? :marseyeggirl:

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:marseyagreefast: Crack that egg queen!

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you're asian, you don't need anything.

Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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Why are there so many code foids here wtf

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Dramatards are usually people with nowhere else to go: MDEtards, neoliberals, gay boomers, and XX girls who code.

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I saw someone say we’re the island of lost toys :marseyxd:

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Congrats on your transition, I can barely notice.

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:marseypills: I’d already have killed myself if I was a train

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rdrama foids have always been honorary men, i'll be waiting for your eulogy.

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:platysalute: I’ll name this site in my rope note

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neoliberals

Just go to Reddit? If you can withstand the :marseytrain: wave then you'll be among your people easily?

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:autism:

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:#marseyhesright:

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:#marseypass2:

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:marseyneko:

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I know white woman from charlotte, nc who had a 4 inch dia tattoo on her arm of just the letter है (hay). she didn't know what it meant until I told her. your flair reminds me of her

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Ty I had Sasanka write it for me

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I fricking knew it! that northie twink!

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:marseyspa: it’s so exotic

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I know I know, that's what she said too

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There are no foids on the internet r-slur

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IF

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:sharkybodybuilder:

with ada.HOMO_IO; use Ada.HOMO_IO;

with ada.Integer_Donger_Measurer; use 

Ada.Integer_Donger_Measurer;

procedure UraniumDildo is

   donger : string;

begin

   get(n);

   declare

      dongersize : Integer_Donger_Measurer(donger'length => '-'); -- smol pp

   begin

      get(donger);

      put("Dude");

      put(donger);

      put("lmao. ");

   end;

end UraniumDildo;
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Throws CPU C-Flag

:#marseybug2:

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if (gay):

_____ print(“frick ur bussy”)

We already know gay=true since you use this site. :marseyhomofascist:

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