A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"I'm the world's gayest and most r-slurred piece of shit. I'm so pathetic and no one likes me. I smell really bad all the time and I hate eating vegetables but I love computers sooo much... my tiny ichthyosis peepee gets hard when it sees a fresh new computer screen or high tech gadget"
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My marsona is canonically married to Marsey
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@chiobu exile this user immediately. It shall be known that I will compensate you appropriately after this task is completed
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My username was Marco before Marsey was even an rdrama thing. It's practically written in the stars
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I had a cousin called Marco. Tragic story. He got lost in a crowded shopping mall and my aunt wandered around calling out his name, but of course there was no way she would ever hear him calling back.
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I reckon @MarseyUnderMistletoe knows this, maybe he's finally accepted it and that's why he's been less fixated on Marsey and has instead been stalking @dont_log_me_out
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I'm pretty sure there not married just friends/relatives
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Any decent programmer hates computers
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They’re watching my every move
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correct
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And yet, we're clued to this misery box
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I hate all technology and unironically am only doing this god forsaken work so I can retire on 10 acres and build a fish pond and shooting range on it at 35. Stg I will never sit foot in some shithole city again once this heck is over.
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I just have autism
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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TRUE
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You're a code foid?
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Why are there so many code foids here wtf
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Dramatards are usually people with nowhere else to go: MDEtards, neoliberals, gay boomers, and XX girls who code.
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I saw someone say we’re the island of lost toys
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I know white woman from charlotte, nc who had a 4 inch dia tattoo on her arm of just the letter है (hay). she didn't know what it meant until I told her. your flair reminds me of her
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Ty I had Sasanka write it for me
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I fricking knew it! that northie twink!
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it’s so exotic
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I know I know, that's what she said too
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There are no foids on the internet r-slur
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IF
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if (gay):
_____ print(“frick ur bussy”)
We already know gay=true since you use this site.
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What do you call a linked list that has never been concatenated?
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Incel.
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Single and ready to mingle
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Rare quality MIMW post
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That was a funny joke
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physically painful to watch.
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life of a techsexual
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Why do you have green walls?
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furchad drip
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he just like me fr fr
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Noncodecels seething over codechads
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