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- free_palestine : ai will rule :3
- PolPotEnjoyer : They should learn to mine
- melgibsonsDUI : this is what happens when you don't do it for free
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Plebbit is now laying off employees
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Now playing: Mining Melancholy (DKC2).mp3
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Employees only, not moderators
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They'll come back for free. Guaranteed.
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I am kinda jealous about the Job security jannies have. Company in financial trouble but they still have their jobs
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They've also enjoyed their wages doubling since the start of the pandemic
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isn't content moderation outsourced to 3rd world wagies?
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I dunno, but AEO is handled by a third party company I think
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And they barely can read english
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Insourced to the free jannies.
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"Community management" are the ones who work with mods and probably hire among mods.
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The og libertariancord groomers
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They’re the type of people to come back and keep working even if they get fired lol![:marseydicklet: :marseydicklet:](/e/marseydicklet.webp)
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Phew, I was worried that they might get rid of Bardfinn for a moment.
But clearly they can see the benefits which pro jannies bring to Reddit and the internet.
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What do Reddit employees do besides collect all the child porn that gets posted there before they delete it
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Still a W
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Aww
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"Sir! We've reduced the moderator force by 50%, just as you instructed!"
"Excellent! How much money have we saved?"
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Well, the labor-to-crying daily is exactly the same. Should we double their pay?
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"User happiness is up 10x fold, but whining from trans and far-left activist is up 100x"
"So 95%+ of users are happier but 1% of hardcore lefties and the mods who deal with their reports are unhappy?"
"Better do what makes the 1% shut up, think of the children who might see misinformation or kill themselves instead of taking bathtub HRT cocktails!"
TLDR: every bigco data science job, they just find vanity metrics to satisfy middle management so they can say "yes" during useless meetings
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"oh and we did not fire them, they just kinda went away on their own(
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Took care of nearly half overnight
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Oh no, I hope they have enough left behind to carry out vital functions like removing all the orange and white cartoon cats.
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I believe you mean Hate Kittens
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Fascist kittens
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Ill pet you motherlover
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"No"
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Ukrainian kitty!
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Plz cut janny pay from $0/hr to -$50/hr.
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I bet anything that reddit could raise money by making jannies pay to mod their subs
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make it so they need to have one of those nft avatars to do it lmao
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Holy frick that's a big brain idea that'd absolutely work
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Can you imagine how much more smug they'll get cause now they'll have ownership over subs.
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no. not ownership. rent.
make them pay a yearly fee depending on the size of the community.
but wait, here’s where it gets good. make it an auction. winner gets to mod for a year.
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And make it a penny auction where they lose money on every bid
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Reddit would be back in my favor if it forced jannies to also be rentoids at the same time on the same site
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JANNY RENT![:marseyxd: :marseyxd:](/e/marseyxd.webp)
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Loool even better.
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This isn't a joke. Add remedial html customization w/ a subscription and you have a hilarious model.
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I bet they could do it slowly with paid janny features - then gradually make it so having a free sub was pretty much unmanageable.
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Start charging for reddit catchphrases.
Mentioning trump outside a rightwing sub is 25¢. Horsepaste is 50¢. "Kind stranger" is $5.
Everyone has to maintain a minimum balance in their account, all your comments get hidden if you have a negative balance.
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Goddammit, I've never loved anti-evil-operations more
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Low fps looks better tbh
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yea just wanted to see how it looked here
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IT DOESN"T LOOK AS GOOD!
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Yeah I thought the higher fps looked smoother and clearer
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You will never be a real carpathianflorist.
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I am carp, b-word.![:marseyunamused: :marseyunamused:](/e/marseyunamused.webp)
Clitpeeler dumped you to masturbate to corpses
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Nooooo!
Carp will retvrn!
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Carp is dead! Carp remains dead! And we have killed him!![:marseycry: :marseycry:](/e/marseycry.webp)
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The left side bending has a stutter in it. Like it's skipping a couple of frames. That's why it looks worse than the low fps one
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Chtorrr removal when
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I mean from reddit
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Looks like the high fps generator isn't correctly blending across the loop point in the source gif.
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I hope they kill them in order to preserve company secrets
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Sold for meat
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People died facedown in the mud for this.
Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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aint it the truth
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Really? When ?![:marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:](/e/marseyexcited.webp)
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Ah so this is why nobody's gotten back to me on my permaban appeals
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No you're just not obnoxious enough. They keep denying my appeals regularly
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What were reddit employees even doing? Like one of the most important thing for their site; the video player is still a piece of shit, and has been for years.
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As far as I can tell, the main purpose of Reddit employees is to try to trick
@justcool393 into making their piece of shit website actually work.
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They'd be a million times better off if they just deferred to the built-in browser players at this point. Their custom one actively discourages me from using the site.
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All of these tech-layoffs just because musk-daddy made the first move![:marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk:](/e/marseyelonmusk.webp)
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DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE ANTI-EVIL OPERATIONS TEAM![:#marseypearlclutch: :#marseypearlclutch:](/e/marseypearlclutch.webp)
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Don't worry, their jobs are safe.
We tried to send them termination notices but they just removed them.
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thanks buddy
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Use this Chrome extension https://gitlab.com/magnolia1234/bypass-paywalls-chrome-clean
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I find it simpler to point out the deficiencies in OP's technique when they fail to post a useable link, thanks.
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Snappy exists for a reason you r-slur
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did you know snappy doesn't actually archive shit? she just gives you the link to an archive which MIGHT exist
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Negro, these articles are almost always archived by other people before it's posted here
Leads to
And
Leads to
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Awfully ableist of you, friendo.
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Getting a lot of mileage out of this gif this week.
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Musk pls buy plebbit so we can get lawlz from Bardy, gay libertarian potato digger, secretofficercute twink, merari01, libertarianraccoon, and all the other lolcows pls. It will be glorious.
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I'm out of the loop, why are tech companies laying off neighbors left and right
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Because right now they give each other herd cover.
If you wait too long you're stranded alone with the bad news and everyone focuses on it.
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A lot of tech companies overhired during and shortly after covid, anticipating the economy to bounce back. Once it became clear it won't for awhile, they began cutting the fat.
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Also a bunch of them were DEI enforcers and boards are realizing they're not really adding a lot of value, at all
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DEI?![:marseyconfused: :marseyconfused:](/e/marseyconfused.webp)
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Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion!!! OMG check this guy out. He doesn't even know what DEI means! We better send him to a 6-week diversity training boot camp.
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Maybe he was just not concentrating.
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The new God of the progressive west.
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That made me realize that I stopped getting meeting invites to hear grifters talk about how to be a better ally at work a while ago. I guess the company finally figured it out.
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Year of the chud. Companies are learning that nothing is ever going to be good enough for the wokes so they're cutting their losses on libertarian demographic
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Why pay someone to do something, when you can get a train to do it for free
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They can all apply to become digital janitors
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I don't understand- we fired all the Jannies and it isn't making a dent in our salary expenses
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Phew at least they kept the budget for jannies going at market rate.
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Today is a good day
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Since we loat Carp lets hire some of them.
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Are they finally getting ready for the IPO?
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No, let them fight
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Uh oh /u/chtorr
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Yeah but I hear jannies can collect unemployment for up to 60% of their pretax income which is a considerable $0 sum
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