This ghost WILL R*PE YOU TONIGHT
…unless you send this message to 5 friends.
since I'm a benevolent baiter, here is the actual thread
https://www.teamblind.com/post/Laid-off-showed-my-girlfriends-reality-wk7zpOqC
This ghost WILL R*PE YOU TONIGHT
…unless you send this message to 5 friends.
since I'm a benevolent baiter, here is the actual thread
https://www.teamblind.com/post/Laid-off-showed-my-girlfriends-reality-wk7zpOqC
tech/science swag.
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Tech-cels become chads rather fast when their cushy job disappears luls
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(Very known) secret, basically every moid in the tech industry is chuddy in a libright fashion, they just pretend not to be for the foids/non chuddy programmers
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Chuds, not chads
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My phone spellchecked it to such… iPhone has bad chudmissia
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The only way to stop the azn foid is by drastly reducing her agility.
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She had insane tits for a ricefoid too, what a fricking shame.
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one on the right is unironically hotter
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Niggha u gay
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Its abt the same, if you're a chubby chaser right is killer.
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keep yourself safe
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People really have no self control. Changing locations shouldn’t make people obese.
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booba
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Volcel if you wouldn't
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Good lord everyone in that thread is a racist and sexist incel
Good for her for dumping this LVM
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Foid: behaves like foid
Betabuxx bf: HOW DARE YOU ACT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN! I SEE YOUR TRUE COLOURS NOW!
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I fully support pooping up Blind, well done
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All the sexy Indian dudes there take care of that anyway
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OwO u gwot mwe gwood, weww dwonye uwu
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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There's a difference between talking about the effects of somebody's actions and talking about their character and motives. Obviously, Trump's actions have (thus far) had less bad effects than Hitler's. But what the original poster was saying, and what I think is hard to dispute, is that Hitler was a better man than Trump.
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durrr my prostitute won't reciprocate once I can't pay her what's happening fellow tech bros I thought she loved me
straights need to get a grip
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Straggots still somehow haven't figured out women are literally incapable of love.
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Normal foid When will straggots learn?
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