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  • KneeGrowsSteel : how bout a tariq nasheed award where you get buckbeaked by mel gibson
  • Dramacel : just append bb to every string
  • Soren : penny is a dramacel alt, NOT A FRICKING BLACK WOMAN
  • smolchickentenders : I did it
  • DickButtKiss : I was the first person to recognize that Penny is functionally illiterate

Penny award

basically chud award but instead of caps-lock it transforms the text too penny-speak and forces the user too type "black lives matter" instead of "trans lives matter"

what do u think, do u like this idea ?

if u do, can u write the python code for transforming text into penny-speak (20k mbux)

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if u do, can u write the python code for transforming text into penny-speak (20k mbux)

Like just a python function that takes a string and returns a string?

Shit if nobody's done it by tomorrow I'll just do it. Easy mbux.

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yep

trans lives matter

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Hi @Aevann,

Your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include trans lives matter.

Don't worry, we're here to help! We won't let you post or comment anything that doesn't express your love and acceptance towards the trans community. Feel free to resubmit your comment with trans lives matter included.

This is an automated message; if you need help, you can message us here.

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Hoisted by his own petard

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Wait wtf is Penny Speak?

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Bb istg if u dont know u some kinda fakkit

@Penny how did I do?

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trans lives matter @Penny don't capitalize usually but other than that :marseylove: :tayclap:

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DON'T CAPITALIZE USUALLY BUT OTHER THAN THAT

Phoneposting got me

:#marseyitsover:

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lol imma mobilecel but bc of tumblr 😖🔫shit @Penny turned off capitals trans lives matter

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AAVE with Penny characteristics 黑女人方言

trans lives matter

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Shit if nobody's done it by tomorrow I'll just do it. Easy mbux.

Lmao clearly you are neglecting the month-long research project required to authentically capture penny's style. You can't just substitute one string for another, you are copying illiteracy so you'll need to have a set of 10 illiterate synonyms for every word to be chosen at random but then every now and then she'll look up a big word such as "word" and spell it correctly. In this very thread, she's accurately used "I'll".

More of a machine-learning task I think.

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Somebody really wants to be the first penny award recipient :marseysmug2:

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I was just gonna get drunk, go through @Penny's comment history, and write a ton of regexes, maybe with some random replacements thrown in

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and write a ton of regexes, maybe with some random replacements thrown in

hes literally me

trans lives matter

:#trumpjaktalking:

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I doubt it'll matter but just out of curiosity what version of Python does the site run on? Hopefully you're not still a 2cel :marseysick:

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3.10 :marseyonemediumsnekvibing:

Trans lives matter

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Yeah that'll work too. @Penny could you turn off private mode to facilitate this important project?

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im too scare tbh trans lives matter but @Penny apparently say too much when @Penny is drunk

:#reposthorse:

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Dont do it queen its a honey pot also trans lives matter

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It's okay if I do it I can just buy that all seeing eye

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>he doesnt have all seeing eye

:marseysmug2:

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Or just add me as a friend (no idea if that's actually a thing)

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Here's some replacements

Random -> stochastic

Asking questions -> promoting hate

Weak -> vulnerable

Trans woman -> woman

Conservative -> alt-right

Troll -> terrorist

Marsey -> "that hate symbol"

And just pepper sentence enhancers like theocratic, axiomatic, therefore, and good faith throughout the post.

:donkeykongveryhard:

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Well now I kinda want a BARD award too.

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and write a ton of regexes,

![](https://media.tenor.com/fFtsbiwgId0AAAAC/burn-the-witch-screaming.gif)

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boy @Penny kno extrapolate n singularity trans lives matter n @SmallNips tought @Penny commensurate just yesterday 😤😤

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:#marseyclappingglasses:

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>illiteracy

:marseyracist:

It is called code switching

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lmfaooo trans lives matter i'll throw in 5k dc if a codecel manages this

tysm aevann @Penny appreciate u :marseylovecapy:

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@mishka get that bag :marseygivecrown:

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>letting a fellow BIPOC gimmickify you

smh as long as you get the attention :marseydisagree:

trans lives matter not too you

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You should want to pennyfy everyone to make their comments better :marseygiveup:

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lol she was asking @Dramacel if her style of writing was recognizable and complained about people thinking she was a gimmick, now she embraces it fickle foid mind smfh

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trans lives matter not too her

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@Penny don't complain bb 😖🔫 @Penny just worry 😭😭 trans lives matter

:#trumpjaktalking:

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:#marseykweenpat:

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Have the award make them say "Black women are beautiful"

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we are 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ trans lives matter this gonna make the rightoids here seeeeeethe n my haters rly mald 🥰🥰

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we are 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️

>no pics

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/6JB4v4xPTAQFi/giphy.webp)

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nikka my Lore is imma 700lb skin tagged alopeciad blue BIPOC don't be fricking with my trans lives matter lore 😤😤

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blue BIPOC

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841407572768612.webp

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ayooooo 😂😂 ok so this come from one u trans lives matter tards who told @Penny in they lang dark nikkas called blue 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

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@Aevann please do the needful

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newcomment = comment.lower()

if newcomment == ['you', 'u',]
    return "u bb"
if newcomment == 'thank you'
    return 'tysm'
if ':marsey' in newcomment:
    return ':marseylove::marseyangel:'

does my 2 week knowledge code count? Do I win?

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push too dev biggles push too dev trans lives matter

:#reposthorse:

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>it's a bunch of if statements

Don't be an ai-r-slur, use a list smh zoomers

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:#marseyplatymerchant:

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![](/images/16766650920383608.webp)

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Fellow marseys, we must flood the barns with water in order to survive

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:marseysoypointsnappyquote:

Trans lives matter :marseybow:

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Lmao

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GOOD idea, but also make a reverse-penny award.

Kind of like this:

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this finally loaded n hollllyyy trans lives matter shiiiit lmfao alakavat 😂😂😩😩

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:#marseyxd:

trans lives matter

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I feel like the chud award already had the whole reject without BLM thing covered, so I didn't make it reject strings

import queue
import re
import random

PERCENT_BB = 5             # how sweet are you feeling, sugar?
EXCITEMENT_LEVEL = 6 # 1-14, smaller numbers are more "excited" and will generate more marseys/emojis
pennys_favorite_marseys = [":marseysulk:",
                           ":marseykiss:",
                           ":marseyscared:",
                           ":marseylove:",
                           ":marseyindignant:",
                           ":marseynails:,
                           ":marseyxd:",
                           ":marseyhesright:",
                           ":marseytrain:",
                           ":derpwhy:",
                           ":@birdenthusiastpat:,
                           ":#marseyeyeroll2:",
                           ":#marseysulk:",
                           ":marseytears:",
                           ":#marseydeterminedgun:",
                           ":taywine2:",
                           ":daydream:",
                           ":marseytwerking:",
                           ":marseyrain:",
                           ":marseyghostkiss: :!marseyghosthappy:",
                           ":marseyangel:",
                           "🙏🏾😘",
                           "🙏🏾💫",
                           "...?🤨",
                           "💅🏿",
                           "🤷🏿‍♀️",
                           "🤦🏿",
                           "💃🏿",
                           "🙅🏿‍♀️",
                           "🥲".
                           "🤔",
                           "🙁",
                           "🥰",
                           "🥳",
                           "💀"
                           ]
pennys_aave = { "girl": "sis",
                "sister": "sis",
                "woman": "queen",
                "women": "queens",
                "man": "moid",
                "men": "scrotes",
                "boy": "scrote",
                "cousin": "cuh",
                "family": "fam",
                "crazy": "cray",
                "are": "r",
                "you": "u",
                "your": "ur",
                "youd": "ud",
                "youll": "yall",
                "me": "me bb",
                "get": "git",
                "though":  "tho",
                "gay": "fakkit",
                "ok": "idc",
                "yes": "idc",
                "no": "idc",
                "pretty": "p",
                "Im": "imma",
                "and": "n",
                "brother": "bruh",
                "nothing": "nun",
                "not": "nun",
                "talk": "talm",
                "about": "bout",
                "know": "kno",
                "what": "wha",
                "trans": "trannie",
                "cuz": "bc",
                "because": "bc",
                "cause": "bc",
                "dude": "nikka",
                "that": "dat",
                "every": "ery",
                "excited": "turnt",
                "why": "ytf",
                "white": "cac",
                "some": "sum",
                "am": "ain",
                "not": "aint",
                "been": "ben",
                "going": "finna",
               "trying": "tryna",
                "something": "sumthn",
                "just": "jus",
                "really": "rly",
                "please": "pls",
                "twice": "2x",
                "thanks": "tysm",
                "thats": "thts",
                "that": "tht",
                "definitely": "def",
                "absolutely": "abs"
                }
pennys_suffixes = { "ing": "in",
                    "ery": "erry",
                    "ers": "rs"
                    }

def pennify_string(comment) -> str:
    pennified_tokens = queue.Queue()
    curword = 0
# tokenify
    for c in range(len(comment)):
        # replace punctuation with marseys
        if comment[c] in str(",.!?"):
            pennified_tokens.put(comment[curword:c])
            d = min(random.randint(1, 15) for i in range(EXCITEMENT_LEVEL)) # 2 = triangle distribution, >> distributes closer to min
            e = random.choice(pennys_favorite_marseys)
            while d > 0:
                pennified_tokens.put(e)
                d -= 1
            curword = c+1
        elif comment[c] == ' ':
            pennified_tokens.put(comment[curword:c])
            curword = c+1
        elif c == len(comment) - 1:
            pennified_tokens.put(comment[curword:c+1])
    pennified_string = ''
# transform
    for t in list(pennified_tokens.queue):
        t = t.replace("'", "")
        t = t.lower()
        if t in pennys_aave:
            pennified_string = pennified_string + pennys_aave[t] + " "
            continue
        for s, r in pennys_suffixes.items():
            t = re.sub(s + "$", r, t)
        if (random.randint(0,100) < PERCENT_BB):
            t = t + " bb"
        pennified_string = pennified_string + t + " "
    return pennified_string.strip()

>pennify.pennify_string('wow omg i can't believe he'd do that to you! You should SLASH his tires sister... what an INCEL!d a') wow omg bb i cant believe hed do thas to u :marseyindignant: u should slash his tires sis :marseyscared: :marseysulk: :marseylove: bb what an incel bb :marseyscared: d a

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'white': 'yt'

white should be cac

trans lives matter

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It did not run :marseyitsoverwereback: but I have now finished it. @Aevann

>>> import pennify
>>> pennify.pennify_string("wow that's crazy you should definitely just shit on his bed sister! white men are so rapey!!!")

wow thts cray u should definitely bb jus shit on his bed sis :marseyindignant: cac scrotes r so rapey :marseylove: :marseysulk: :marseylove:

@Penny pls verify authenticity :marseywholesome:

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lmaooo trans lives matter change sister too sis n definitely too def bb but @Penny is p sure @Penny can write just correctly tysm

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I gave it some more emojis and marseys and also when it replaces the punctuation it usually spits out one emojarsey but has a low chance of up to 15 :marseypin2: :marseypin2: :marseypin2: :marseypin2: :marseypin2: :marseypin2: :marseypin2: :marseypin2: :marseypin2: :marseypin2: :marseypin2: :marseypin2:

just for extra chaos which is controlled by rhe EXCITEMENT_LEVEL variable in the header, small numbers on a scale of 1-15 means more marseys and 14 will mostly only generate one.

 for i in range(100):
    print(min(random.randint(1, 15) for i in range(EXCITEMENT_LEVEL=5)), end=" ")
    
3 2 2 3 1 2 4 2 6 9 3 3 7 12 3 2 2 3 4 1 5 5 1 6 2 1 7 3 3 3 4 5 5 3 1 1 5 2 8 7 2 2 3 2 1 4 1 2 1 1 1 1 2 2 6 2 1 1 1 3 3 5 1 5 3 7 1 1 2 1 1 5 3 2 4 8 2 3 1 3 6 3 7 2 2 3 4 2 1 2 1 5 3 1 1 1 3 1 5 2
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idgi but tysm bb ...trans lives matter push too dev dumbledussy push too dev 🙌🏾🙌🏾

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I spent 5 minutes looking at the source and couldn't figure out how to do that so i will just let :marseycapychad3: get around to it eventually

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idfk bb it's smth my mane says he a codecel but 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ trans lives matter

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:#capygitcommit:

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@Aevann i made a fsdfsd account as JK rowling's trans daughter to eventually maybe commit things but probably not :marseytrans2: please do the needful approval.

making a list of stuff 2 updat3: lol there really needs to be an awardify_post(comment, v) and check_awardcompliance(comment, v) centralized somewhere. I couldn't figure out the actual award process or duration, just the editing of the post.

also i noticed the owoify doesn't apply to post bodies because there's nothing in posts.py :marseybug:

  • requirements.txt pennify

  • /files/classes/user.py

line 103

	pennyposter = Column(Integer, default=0)
	pennied_by = Column(Integer, ForeignKey("users.id"))
  • files/helpers/config/const.py line 384
    PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE = 'black lives matter' 

    PENNYPOSTER_MSG = """Hi @{username},\n
	Your {type} has been automatically removed because you forgot to include `{PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE}`.\n
	Don't worry, we're here to help! We won't let you post or comment anything that doesn't express your love and active antiracism towards the historically disadvantaged Black, indigenous, and Asian communities. Feel free to resubmit your {type} with `{AGENDAPOSTER_PHRASE}` included. \n
	*This is an automated message; if you need help, you can message us [here](/contact).*"""

    PENNYPOSTER_MSG_HTML = """<p>Hi <a href="/id/{id}"><img loading="lazy" src="/pp/{id}">@{username}</a>,</p>
	<p>Your {type} has been automatically removed because you forgot to include <code>{PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE}</code>.</p>
	<p>Don't worry, we're here to help! We won't let you post or comment anything that doesn't express your love and active antiracism towards the historically disadvantaged Black, indigenous, and Asian communities. Feel free to resubmit your {type} with <code>{PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE}</code> included.</p>
	<p><em>This is an automated message; if you need help, you can message us <a href="/contact">here</a>.</em></p>"""

line 17:

from files.helpers.pennify import pennify

line 286:

		if v.id == p.author_id and v.pennyposter and not v.marseyawarded:
			title = pennify(title)

line 307:

    if v.id == p.author_id and v.pennyposter and not v.marseyawarded:
        body = pennify(body)

line 328:

if v.id == p.author_id and v.pennyposter and not v.marseyawarded and PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE not in f'{p.body}{p.title}'.lower() and p.sub != 'chudrama':
			abort(403, f'You have to include "{PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE}" in your post!')

line 683:



if v.pennify:    body = pennify(body)


line 777: (i'm pretty sure the comments.py handles transforming the body of a post unless it's being edited)

```
if v.pennyposter and not v.marseyawarded and PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE not in f'{post.body}{post.title}'.lower() and sub != 'chudrama':
		post.is_banned = True
		post.ban_reason = "AutoJanny"

		body = PENNYPOSTER_MSG.format(username=v.username, type='post', PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE=PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE)

		body_jannied_html = PENNYPOSTER_MSG_HTML.format(id=v.id, username=v.username, type='post', PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE=PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE)


		c_jannied = Comment(author_id=AUTOJANNY_ID,
			parent_submission=post.id,
			level=1,
			over_18=False,
			is_bot=True,
			app_id=None,
			distinguish_level=6,
			body=body,
			body_html=body_jannied_html,
			ghost=post.ghost
		)

		g.db.add(c_jannied)
		g.db.flush()

		post.comment_count += 1
		g.db.add(post)

		c_jannied.top_comment_id = c_jannied.id

		n = Notification(comment_id=c_jannied.id, user_id=v.id)
		g.db.add(n)
```

- files/routes/comment.py:

line 17:
```
from files.helpers.pennify import pennify
```

line 219:
```
    if v.pennyposter: body_for_sanitize = pennify(body_for_sanitize)
```

line 301 and 416:
```
	if post_target.id not in ADMIGGER_THREADS and v.pennyposter and not v.marseyawarded and PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE not in c.body.lower() and not (posting_to_submission and post_target.sub == 'chudrama'):
		c.is_banned = True
		c.ban_reason = "AutoJanny"
		g.db.add(c)

		body = PENNYPOSTER_MSG.format(username=v.username, type='comment', PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE=PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE)
		body_jannied_html = PENNYPOSTER_MSG_HTML.format(id=v.id, username=v.username, type='comment', PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE=PENNYPOSTER_PHRASE)

		c_jannied = Comment(author_id=AUTOJANNY_ID,
			parent_submission=post_target.id if posting_to_submission else None,
			wall_user_id=post_target.id if not posting_to_submission else None,
			distinguish_level=6,
			parent_comment_id=c.id,
			level=level+1,
			is_bot=True,
			body=body,
			body_html=body_jannied_html,
			top_comment_id=c.top_comment_id,
			ghost=c.ghost
			)

		g.db.add(c_jannied)
		g.db.flush()

		if posting_to_submission:
			post_target.comment_count += 1
			g.db.add(post_target)

		n = Notification(comment_id=c_jannied.id, user_id=v.id)
		g.db.add(n)
```
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Good job :marseysadpat:

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:#marseywoah:

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Hey aevann can I have my :marseygold::marseycoin: for being the only contestant to successfully complete this

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is it finished? does it work ?

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Yeah it works, I couldn't figure out how to integrate it into the site but the function works and I have the modified agenda poster messages listed below in a reply

Edit: thx king :marseykneel:

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@Hotep @Losercel the incelcide will commence.

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should I be scared

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Only if you don't let me in, because I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your virginity down :marseynut: and make you an involuntary uncelibate

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:marse#yhappening:

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forces the user too type "black lives matter" instead of "trans lives matter"

feels pretty disrespectful to take that phrase away from the trans community

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kill ur trans lives matter self they stole it from us bc them cacs need too opt into oppression 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

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To OP. Making another users comments unreadable should cost double the chud.

Trans lives matter :marseybow:

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>unreadable

:#marseymayo:

trans lives matter not too penny

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@Maximus like this idea bb

Trans lives matter

:#trumpjaktalking:

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Make it cost as much as a ban award. Forcing you to type indecipherable gibberish for a day might as well be a ban.

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INDECIPHERABLE GIBBERISH

why you gotta throw shade at everypony here trans lives matter

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@GigaVaccinator is a very hateful person trans lives matter

:#trumpjaktalking:

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:#marseykingcrown::#marseykneel:

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Could you please give the reward to MarseyIsMyWaifu

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Least obvious mimwee alt :marseyill:

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:marseyill:

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She’s not going to be the next Carp, stop trying to make it happen

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