Something something SJWs
Edit: This actually has nothing to do with git but I was in a hurry to post so enjoy your fake news
Something something SJWs
Edit: This actually has nothing to do with git but I was in a hurry to post so enjoy your fake news
tech/science swag.
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Makes sense that reddit runs this kind of useless nerd bait tech that does the exact same thing available elsewhere for years
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PCF Chads stay winning
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dude everyone uses kubernetes and/or docker these days
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Yeah it's r-slurred
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Docker and kubernetes are not even in the same zip code lol
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they're both for containerization
we run both on azure so they're not that far apart
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they're directly related tard
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Not really. I guess you can configure kube to use docker as a backend for the containerization shit but that's it. Like 99% of docker users aren't touching kube ever.
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Is this guy an r-slur or something?
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I hate it
tfw u will never be a vax programmer in the 80s
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Docker rules but I thought you’re supposed to pay someone for k8s hosting, being cloud native. It doesn’t seem like the complexity is warranted vs more conventional architecture.
Then again maybe you’re bound to make “k8s but worse” if you were to Orchestrate containers a more homegrown way, like that Common Lisp quote.
It is funny to me an alternative that was talked about in the past, Hashicorp Nomand, seems to be even more brittle than k8s. They were always more smug than the k8s guys.
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If your company is big enough to have their own datacenters, you're gonna run your own Kubernetes clusters.
I don't think reddit does. It seems like they are manually running K8s on VMs from AWS? There is an AWS managed Kubernetes service!!! INSANE!
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This is nuts because AWS/Google/Whatever-managed Kubernetes solutions don't even give you access to the master nodes. Sure you can spin up a VM and install it yourself but then why are you using AWS at all?
Like, if you're a giant enterprise solution why are you interfacing with your nodes through some bullshit third party wrapper api where they can change anytime they want?
I assume there's just a fundamental disconnect between what management wants. They probably have huge committed resource contracts for this cloud stuff but also want to be on the cutting edge of containerization and are just trying to make both work.
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Its a cheap alternative to owning actual infrastructure for high availability, this is the result.
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k8s is reasonable for a large and pretty complex website like reddit?
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