Something something SJWs
Edit: This actually has nothing to do with git but I was in a hurry to post so enjoy your fake news
Something something SJWs
Edit: This actually has nothing to do with git but I was in a hurry to post so enjoy your fake news
tech/science swag.
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cucked by woketards
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Get woke
Server broke
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This is why I rename my master branch to "slaveowner"
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@Kong-Vann you have to do this
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Lol I missed that. Literally r-slurred.
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This is literally what George Floyd died for
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george floyd sacrificed himself to make redditors feel the withdrawal he felt
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Good morning I hate woke codecels
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you should love them, they just cost reddit a bunch of money
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You think reddit operates in the green? Downtime night actually save them money
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BASED!
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Legalize bullying terminally online neurodivergents and it might solve such a social pestilence.
Trains might cease being a nuisance if that occurred.
If all offensive words were protected Constitutionally, even expanded to private property and private enterprise, would they off themselves? Imagine if they had to wear an N word labelled dunce cap publicly.
And to make it even more inclusive, throw in a picture of a rainbow crosswalk with the train flag on it!
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Literally get woke, go broke
trans lives matter
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A small price to pay in order to stop retraumatizing your FBA engineers (all 1 of them) every work day.
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All the BIPOC software devs and engineers (both african and basketball) have literally never blinked at "master" branch. "Control-pane" sounds like a feature branch for some sidebar front end shit
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God this is actually hilariously stupid and incompetent from all sides involved.
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"control-plane"
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neighbor what "plane" is there
That's the stupidest fricking nonsense name
almost flux capacitor tier
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For folx who don't want to read all that shit, Reddit broke because Kubernetes 1.24 changed language from "master" to "control-plane".
Codecels can't keep up with nuspeak
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Should have changed it to “buck” so SREs would be woken up at 3am because “buck is broken”
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capy could name rdrama's master branch "buck" instead of "master"
It's more inclusive than control-plane!
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Word police literally took down reddit
Longpost kubernetes wrote on the change
We should not use “plane” as it might bring trauma to black and indigenous BIPOC of color affected by 9/11
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aug 2022's like two years too late to use that for virtue signalling
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It's never too late to make reperations chud!
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If we're getting rid of words then "taint" should be one of them.
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Makes sense that reddit runs this kind of useless nerd bait tech that does the exact same thing available elsewhere for years
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dude everyone uses kubernetes and/or docker these days
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Yeah it's r-slurred
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Docker and kubernetes are not even in the same zip code lol
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they're both for containerization
we run both on azure so they're not that far apart
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they're directly related tard
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Not really. I guess you can configure kube to use docker as a backend for the containerization shit but that's it. Like 99% of docker users aren't touching kube ever.
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Is this guy an r-slur or something?
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I hate it
tfw u will never be a vax programmer in the 80s
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Docker rules but I thought you’re supposed to pay someone for k8s hosting, being cloud native. It doesn’t seem like the complexity is warranted vs more conventional architecture.
Then again maybe you’re bound to make “k8s but worse” if you were to Orchestrate containers a more homegrown way, like that Common Lisp quote.
It is funny to me an alternative that was talked about in the past, Hashicorp Nomand, seems to be even more brittle than k8s. They were always more smug than the k8s guys.
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If your company is big enough to have their own datacenters, you're gonna run your own Kubernetes clusters.
I don't think reddit does. It seems like they are manually running K8s on VMs from AWS? There is an AWS managed Kubernetes service!!! INSANE!
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This is nuts because AWS/Google/Whatever-managed Kubernetes solutions don't even give you access to the master nodes. Sure you can spin up a VM and install it yourself but then why are you using AWS at all?
Like, if you're a giant enterprise solution why are you interfacing with your nodes through some bullshit third party wrapper api where they can change anytime they want?
I assume there's just a fundamental disconnect between what management wants. They probably have huge committed resource contracts for this cloud stuff but also want to be on the cutting edge of containerization and are just trying to make both work.
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Its a cheap alternative to owning actual infrastructure for high availability, this is the result.
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k8s is reasonable for a large and pretty complex website like reddit?
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PCF Chads stay winning
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GOD I HATE REDDITORS
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so much. i hate redditors so fricking much.
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Ugh this feels more nostalgic than hateful.
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Can't even release right.
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Someone do an op that makes them change the name again, "control" implies branch supremacy
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Why? Who gives a frick.
So some coomers didn't get any new content for a few hours and foids didn't get to post about how brave they are for opening their own jars and s didn't get to validate each others genders. Maybe some of them even desisted and became normal. We can hope. Everyone else didn't get their infinite scroll fix of Drumpf news, Twitter screenshots and TikTok videos. So what.
Reddit has castrated itself so thoroughly that not a single user missed out on anything. That's probably why they're making a big deal of it. Any longer and the NPCs would have started to realise.
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They’re in the attention economy. If you’re not browsing Reddit and instead browsing TikTok they are loosing money.
On paper anyway.
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Why would a website care about its single most important metric
if it isn't available they don't have shit. they don't have a website and nothing else about it matters because you can't access it
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Because they've put a major emphasis on ruining everything else about it. But don't worry, the tepid pile of shit doesn't have as much downtime anymore.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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@DiddyMoon Why does automeme love this movie so much?
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Its a good movie
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The new one or the real one?
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As funny as the thought of "go woke get broke" is, this was caused by the devs being r-slurred enough to 1. not have a staging version of their prod cluster (if the configuration doesn't fricking match, you're testing in production) and 2. doing in-place cluster upgrades.
Hmm, today I will perform a potentially breaking change with zero rollback mechanism, a blast radius of my entire website, and the worst-case failure being that it bricks
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couldn't read on after that.
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But what about the_donald?????
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700 employees
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I feel like I'm reading another language when I look at that link in removeddit. Based? nu-male? And why do they hate the nintendo switch so much? I googled "soyboy meme" and now I'm even more mystified.
Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Should have used JSon injection
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Wokes would rather cause millions of dollars in damages and kill thousands in airplane crashes than risk offending BIPOCs.
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