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Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux or whatever, dead in collision at 53
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Who must go?
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All of them who aren’t 10xers
They have until Friday
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Choosing a bunch of services separately is irrelevant and only something that self-important basement sysadmins care about.
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!codecels write a heartfelt eulogy in at least 500 words or your membership is revoked
Or, as usual, give me five Hail Stallmans
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As I stand here today, I can't help but feel a deep sense of sorrow that this moment has even come to pass. I never thought that I would be standing here, delivering a eulogy for such a brilliant and influential man such as Linus Torvalds. His passing is a heavy blow, not only to his family and loved ones but to the entire tech community and the world at large.
Linus Torvalds was a true visionary, a man who saw the potential of open source software and turned his vision into reality. His creation, the Linux kernel, has been the foundation of countless technologies and innovations, and has become an integral part of our daily lives. Linus's dedication to making his work accessible to all, even as he climbed to the top of the tech industry, was a testament to his integrity and generosity of spirit.
I first met Linus Torvalds back in 1991, when he was just a young student at the University of Helsinki. Even then, it was clear that he was destined for greatness. He was brilliant, driven, and always focused on doing what was right, even when it wasn't popular. At the time, he was already making his mark on the tech world, and I had no doubt that he would continue to do so for years to come.
Over the years, I had the privilege of watching Linus's career skyrocket. From those early days at the University of Helsinki, he went on to create the Linux kernel and establish himself as one of the most innovative and respected figures in the tech industry. His contributions to the field were nothing short of remarkable, and his passion for his work was infectious.
Through the Linux kernel, Linus was a pioneer in recognizing the collaborative nature of innovation. He firmly believed that the Linux community could build something better than any individual's efforts. He fostered and cultivated the Linux culture of people contributing for the greater good, ultimately leading to one of the most successful projects in the history of computing.
But Linus was much more than just a brilliant programmer. He was a warm and generous person, always willing to help others and share his knowledge with anyone who asked. He was humble, too, never seeking the spotlight or the recognition that his accomplishments deserved. In a world where so many people are driven by ego and self-promotion, Linus stood out as a shining example of what it means to be truly successful.
Linus's legacy is not only in the technological advancements that he made, but in the community that he created around Linux, which includes thousands of developers around the world who contribute to the open-source model of software development. He achieved more in his short life than many others could have done in many decades. His contributions to the tech industry have left an indelible mark on the world and will continue to shape and change the way we work, play, and communicate for generations to come.
It's hard to sum up in just a few words the impact that Linus Torvalds had in the technology industry.
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I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.
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It is with deep sadness that we gather here today to mourn the passing of Linus Sebastian, better known to many as "Linus Tech Tips." At just 53 years old, Linus has left behind an incredible legacy in the world of technology that will not soon be forgotten.
Linus was a true pioneer in the world of computer hardware and tech education. With his infectious enthusiasm and passionate advocacy for the latest and greatest technology, he inspired countless people around the world to pursue their own interests in the field. He was a natural-born teacher, gifted at explaining complex concepts in a way that anyone could understand, and his videos have been watched by millions of people worldwide.
Through his popular YouTube channel, Linus Tech Tips, he provided a wealth of knowledge and guidance to people looking to build their own computers, improve their gaming setups, or simply learn more about the latest gadgets and technology. His channel was a treasure trove of information for tech enthusiasts, and his passion for his work shone through in every video he produced.
Beyond his work as a content creator, Linus was also a true innovator in the world of tech. He was the founder and CEO of Linus Media Group, a company that specializes in computer hardware reviews, tech news, and product testing. Under his leadership, the company grew from a small startup to a global powerhouse, with a dedicated fanbase and a reputation for excellence.
But more than anything else, Linus was a loving husband and father. He was devoted to his wife, Yvonne, and his four children, and they were his greatest source of pride and joy. Despite his busy schedule and the demands of his work, he always made time for his family and put them first in everything he did.
The loss of Linus is a tragedy for his family, friends, and fans alike. He was a true pioneer in the world of technology, and his contributions will be deeply missed. But even as we mourn his passing, we can take comfort in the fact that his legacy will live on through the countless people he inspired, taught, and mentored.
Linus Tech Tips was a true force for good in the world of tech, and his passion and enthusiasm will continue to inspire people for years to come. He leaves behind a legacy of innovation, education, and kindness that will never be forgotten, and his impact on the tech community will be felt for generations to come.
Rest in peace, Linus. Your work here is done, but your memory and your impact will live on forever.
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This is one of the worst posts I have EVER seen. Delete it.
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na na na this is top G homie
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Darn I literally read his whole wikipedia like a couple years ago, so this is particularly gutting for me. He was master class act and also how about the sheer size of his fricking neck. He probably could have won all of those professional slap contests with that got darn tree truck if he wasn't so busy reinventing the world as we know it. I assume it got that way from the necessity of housing 50 kg of wrinkly undiluted Finnish/Swedish grey matter.
We can rest assured that despite his final heroic actions of single handedly curbing a runaway semi during rush hour in a school zone armed with nothing but his Mercedes SLK convertible and his neck, he most definitely did not perish from the broken neck, my money's on the secondary gas tank explosion.
Rest in power, penguin man.
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Holy shit
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i just ate the detritus between my toes in his honor
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Darn x10^5
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Yo bill hit these hoes with your impression of an analog clock at 8:50
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sploosh
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struggling to see how this qualifies as a marsey
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It uses this eye, but yeah it's a stretch.
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even parrots are edating now
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Don't do that to me
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rigged glowmarsey, also your date is not recent enough for people to have missed it
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What is this magic?
https://www.npr.org/2023/04/29/1172626546/sneeds-feed-and-seed
This is really ripe for exploitation
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Lot of webshit for some reason sticks titles in the URL but ignores them. Only part that matters there is 1172626546
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They want to be able to edit titles without fricking up URLs, but still want titles in URLs so you can get clickbaited
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For example: https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/167422/s-a-n-t-b-s-mom-voted-biggest-slut
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SEO strikes again
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This is some combination of sad, scary, depressing, and terrifying.
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lmao good troll Carp
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux,” and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
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I see what you did there
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https://www.npr.org/2023/05/02/1015358558/donkey-kong-december-ends-rdrama-riots
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https://www.npr.org/2023/05/01/1173030059/marsey-says-kill-all-rdrama-jannies
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Hey this isn’t goatse what’s going on
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On my B-day yay!
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Nice try, Microsoft shills
Factcheck: [REDACTED].
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Lol there's no way this motherlover went outside his house, let alone far enough to get in a car crash.
Should've gone with a heart attack, carp
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It was from the jab
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thanks for getting me to call my dad
a net positive but now he thinks I'm stupider than he thought (hes right)
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A cute, but kinda sad story
Makes you think about how many pets' natural needs are ignored
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I'm so happy in the Congordramamademegay 1yr ago #4081450 Edited None spent 0 currency on pingsJump in the discussion.
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Fake news. How can you kill those who do it for free?
(seriously if you find out, please let us know)
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Darn Nibba you got me there you silly goose .
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you got me
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You mf! The best of the internet is techcels cryposting about Linus rants being too mean, but reading Linus rants is something that never gets old.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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FRICKKKKKKK
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You're supposed to just post a pic and say "Linus Torvalds, creator of linux, at 53"
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Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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good bait
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My name is Lenis torblads and I pronounce leenix as lenix
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That thing about parrots kinda interesting actually
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You got my hopes up
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Irl loling status: lol
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God I wish
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