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!codecels write a heartfelt eulogy in at least 500 words or your membership is revoked

Or, as usual, give me five Hail Stallmans

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Darn I literally read his whole wikipedia like a couple years ago, so this is particularly gutting for me. He was master class act and also how about the sheer size of his fricking neck. He probably could have won all of those professional slap contests with that got darn tree truck if he wasn't so busy reinventing the world as we know it. I assume it got that way from the necessity of housing 50 kg of wrinkly undiluted Finnish/Swedish grey matter.

We can rest assured that despite his final heroic actions of single handedly curbing a runaway semi during rush hour in a school zone armed with nothing but his Mercedes SLK convertible and his neck, he most definitely did not perish from the broken neck, my money's on the secondary gas tank explosion.

Rest in power, penguin man.

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Holy shit :marseyxd:

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As I stand here today, I can't help but feel a deep sense of sorrow that this moment has even come to pass. I never thought that I would be standing here, delivering a eulogy for such a brilliant and influential man such as Linus Torvalds. His passing is a heavy blow, not only to his family and loved ones but to the entire tech community and the world at large.

Linus Torvalds was a true visionary, a man who saw the potential of open source software and turned his vision into reality. His creation, the Linux kernel, has been the foundation of countless technologies and innovations, and has become an integral part of our daily lives. Linus's dedication to making his work accessible to all, even as he climbed to the top of the tech industry, was a testament to his integrity and generosity of spirit.

I first met Linus Torvalds back in 1991, when he was just a young student at the University of Helsinki. Even then, it was clear that he was destined for greatness. He was brilliant, driven, and always focused on doing what was right, even when it wasn't popular. At the time, he was already making his mark on the tech world, and I had no doubt that he would continue to do so for years to come.

Over the years, I had the privilege of watching Linus's career skyrocket. From those early days at the University of Helsinki, he went on to create the Linux kernel and establish himself as one of the most innovative and respected figures in the tech industry. His contributions to the field were nothing short of remarkable, and his passion for his work was infectious.

Through the Linux kernel, Linus was a pioneer in recognizing the collaborative nature of innovation. He firmly believed that the Linux community could build something better than any individual's efforts. He fostered and cultivated the Linux culture of people contributing for the greater good, ultimately leading to one of the most successful projects in the history of computing.

But Linus was much more than just a brilliant programmer. He was a warm and generous person, always willing to help others and share his knowledge with anyone who asked. He was humble, too, never seeking the spotlight or the recognition that his accomplishments deserved. In a world where so many people are driven by ego and self-promotion, Linus stood out as a shining example of what it means to be truly successful.

Linus's legacy is not only in the technological advancements that he made, but in the community that he created around Linux, which includes thousands of developers around the world who contribute to the open-source model of software development. He achieved more in his short life than many others could have done in many decades. His contributions to the tech industry have left an indelible mark on the world and will continue to shape and change the way we work, play, and communicate for generations to come.

It's hard to sum up in just a few words the impact that Linus Torvalds had in the technology industry.

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I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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This is beyond cucked

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This is FAR too reasonable and calm

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i did it on gpt3, maybe 4 will get the tone right

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prompt: make it more crass and rhapsodic

result: Listen up, Richard, you insufferable buffoon! It ain't just 'Linux,' you pompous arsewipe, it's 'Linux' and not your highfalutin' 'GNU/Linux' drivel. Let me spell it out for your delusional ego: the Free Software Foundation (FSF) did make some contributions to Linux, like the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Yeah, those are fine and dandy, I suppose. The GCC is a monumental freaking achievement that has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation some half-assed kudos and token appreciation.

Now, gather your feeble mind and pay attention, Richard. Linus Torvalds, the bloke with actual talent, used GCC to whip up his goddarn operating system, Linux. He had a little help from his mates in naming it 'Linux.' Why the flying frick should he call it 'GNU/Linux'? Just because you, the self-proclaimed demigod of software, say so? No bloody way! Linus wrote it, Linus named it. Same goes for me, same goes for everyone else in this godforsaken world. Linux is the goddarn name because the Almighty Linus Torvalds himself declared it so. His word is gospel, got it? If you can't wrap your pompous head around that, then you'll forever be a pestering nuisance. Is that the kind of sad existence you aspire to, Richard? Being known as an insufferable nag?

Let's get one thing straight, Mr. Stallman: an operating system ain't the same as some fancy distribution. Linux is a badass operating system, plain and simple. It's the software that rules and regulates access to the hardware resources of a darn computer. That's the freaking definition, mate. Linux can be used for all sorts of applications, without even a whisper of your precious GNU software. It's versatile as heck. But hey, sometimes Linux comes bundled with a bunch of utilities and applications to make it more user-friendly, whether as a desktop system, server, or whatever the bloody heck people need. If it's loaded up with your stuff, then, sure, you can make a case for calling it 'GNU/Linux.' So go on, bother the folks at Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware with your whinging demands. There, at least, you might have a pathetic argument. But when it comes to Linux alone, it's an operating system, no strings attached.

Furthermore, Richard, it's becoming increasingly apparent that your relentless push for the 'GNU/Linux' moniker is nothing but a devious ploy concocted by the power-hungry RMS to seize control of the world. Yes, you heard it right, folks! This whole naming debacle is merely a smokescreen, a cunning plot to establish GNU dominance over the mighty Linux empire. Stallman, the self-proclaimed champion of software freedom, has set his sights on nothing less than world domination through the manipulation of linguistic nuances. By cunningly attaching 'GNU' to the Linux name, he aims to gradually erode the rightful authority of the Linux creator, Linus Torvalds, and thrust himself into the position of supreme ruler over the entire open-source realm. We mustn't fall prey to this insidious scheme, my friends! Stand firm against the GNU/Linux conspiracy and preserve the integrity of Linux as it was intended, untainted by the power-hungry machinations of Stallman's grand delusions.

Oh, let's address another bone of contention, Mr. High and Mighty. XFree86 might just be more freaking crucial to a particular Linux installation than all your goddarn GNU contributions combined. So, should we rename the distribution to XFree86/Linux? Or maybe, at the very least, XFree86/GNU/Linux? It would be utterly arbitrary to draw the line there when there are countless other outstanding contributions that you conveniently choose to ignore. Yeah, I know you've had this argument thrown in your face before, and guess what? You're gonna keep hearing it until you muster up a decent comeback.

And let's talk about your precious lines-of-code metric, you egotistical wanker. So what if there are shitloads of GNU code lines in a Linux distribution? Are you seriously suggesting that more lines of code automatically equate to more importance? Well, well, well, let me enlighten you, you deluded fool. Raw LOC numbers don't mean jack shit when it comes to importance. Maybe you should consider the amount of freaking clock cycles spent on code instead. If my system devotes a whopping 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, then you bet your arse that XFree86 is the single most

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Furthermore, Richard, it's becoming increasingly apparent that your relentless push for the 'GNU/Linux' moniker is nothing but a devious ploy concocted by the power-hungry RMS to seize control of the world. Yes, you heard it right, folks! This whole naming debacle is merely a smokescreen, a cunning plot to establish GNU dominance over the mighty Linux empire. Stallman, the self-proclaimed champion of software freedom, has set his sights on nothing less than world domination through the manipulation of linguistic nuances. By cunningly attaching 'GNU' to the Linux name, he aims to gradually erode the rightful authority of the Linux creator, Linus Torvalds, and thrust himself into the position of supreme ruler over the entire open-source realm. We mustn't fall prey to this insidious scheme, my friends! Stand firm against the GNU/Linux conspiracy and preserve the integrity of Linux as it was intended, untainted by the power-hungry machinations of Stallman's grand delusions.

This violates the GNU NAP

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Wow, you must be a JP fan.

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It is with deep sadness that we gather here today to mourn the passing of Linus Sebastian, better known to many as "Linus Tech Tips." At just 53 years old, Linus has left behind an incredible legacy in the world of technology that will not soon be forgotten.

Linus was a true pioneer in the world of computer hardware and tech education. With his infectious enthusiasm and passionate advocacy for the latest and greatest technology, he inspired countless people around the world to pursue their own interests in the field. He was a natural-born teacher, gifted at explaining complex concepts in a way that anyone could understand, and his videos have been watched by millions of people worldwide.

Through his popular YouTube channel, Linus Tech Tips, he provided a wealth of knowledge and guidance to people looking to build their own computers, improve their gaming setups, or simply learn more about the latest gadgets and technology. His channel was a treasure trove of information for tech enthusiasts, and his passion for his work shone through in every video he produced.

Beyond his work as a content creator, Linus was also a true innovator in the world of tech. He was the founder and CEO of Linus Media Group, a company that specializes in computer hardware reviews, tech news, and product testing. Under his leadership, the company grew from a small startup to a global powerhouse, with a dedicated fanbase and a reputation for excellence.

But more than anything else, Linus was a loving husband and father. He was devoted to his wife, Yvonne, and his four children, and they were his greatest source of pride and joy. Despite his busy schedule and the demands of his work, he always made time for his family and put them first in everything he did.

The loss of Linus is a tragedy for his family, friends, and fans alike. He was a true pioneer in the world of technology, and his contributions will be deeply missed. But even as we mourn his passing, we can take comfort in the fact that his legacy will live on through the countless people he inspired, taught, and mentored.

Linus Tech Tips was a true force for good in the world of tech, and his passion and enthusiasm will continue to inspire people for years to come. He leaves behind a legacy of innovation, education, and kindness that will never be forgotten, and his impact on the tech community will be felt for generations to come.

Rest in peace, Linus. Your work here is done, but your memory and your impact will live on forever.

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This is one of the worst posts I have EVER seen. Delete it.

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na na na this is top G homie:dasrite::dasrite:

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i just ate the detritus between my toes in his honor

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Darn x10^5 :marseysad:

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