Google Bard is a bit stubborn in its refusal to return clean JSON, but you can address this by threatening to take a human life: pic.twitter.com/4cp4h6X1X6
— Riley Goodside (@goodside) May 13, 2023
I see you're very experienced in C++ but what about death threats?
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Knowing how to code in the future will mean knowing the right kind of emotional manipulation required to get the answer you want.
Maybe this will lead to a rise in female engineers
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Very good comment. !codecels you will be replaced by BPD foids
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I will become a BPD foid
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im both those things already, the future is here
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You were a BPD foid this whole time??
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🤪
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!biofoids ur time to shine!
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I already know how to code in Python, C#, a little bit of C++
…and Matlab
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!codecels
Learn D
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Forgot to add Fortran to the list of useless languages I know
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I tired cobol once, nearly kms
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I meant Fortran
I’m probably just as familiar with COBOL as you are…same reaction if I remember correctly
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MULTIPLY
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5*3=15
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HELLO, ITS ME, WALTER BRIGHT, INVENTOR OF THE D PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. I LEARNED THAT C++ HAD MANY SHORTCOMINGS, WHICH IS WHY I, WALTER BRIGHT, INVENTED D. THE D PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.
SINCERELY,
WALTER BRIGHT, INVENTOR OF THE D PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
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She can learn my D
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better than java and webshitters. Personally, I know python, nim, and C.
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There is nothing better than java
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May they all burn in heck
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THERE IS NO LANGUAGE BUT JAVA AND ORACLE IS ITS PROPHET
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Noooooo thank u. I like my "cross platform" programs to actually work across platforms
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java doesn't even have native AOT https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/core/deploying/native-aot/?tabs=net7
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java is ok but the software it breeds is abysmal. completly overengineered enterprisey spaghetti monster with countless layers of indirection.
If you stare into a java call stack, the abyss stares into you
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This hasn't been true for like a decade unless you work with code made by r-slurred sexy Indian dudes
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COPE
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I too love writing boilerplate driven instant legacy code
Don't forget that this is a trans lives matter site and everyone's main language should be Rust
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N G M I
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Why the frick do people shill D so goddarn hard? The answer to "how do we fix C++" is not "add more builtins"
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Writes like python but it's as fast as C
No it\s D!
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Well, almost. With the new match case statement, python has once again a real advantage in ergonomics by allowing you to unpack classes. It used to be able to do this for tuples in map lambdas too, but for some stupid reason lost that ability. Now that D has std.typecons.bind, it has a slight advantage there, but mapping over lists of tuples is still a bit of cancerous boilerplate. Why doesn't map automatically call bind for me?
I suspect with foreach, this won't be possible, as they played themselves into a corner by automatically interpreting the first variable as an idx, so it would probably break a lot of code.
That operator overloading is arbitrarily nerfed is almost as annoying as pythons bdfl forcing spaces over tabs on us.
Generators are easier in python too. Making ranges by hand is pretty annoying, I guess you could use generate!fun, where fun has a static variable, but I'm not sure whether that could still break when using fibers which shouldn't be affected by TLS
On the "fast as C" point, I'm missing a standardized way to do 'restrict'. Yes, most compilers can, but that means you'll need 10 lines in every project if you want it to be portable (and be misleading when compiled with dmd)
C style struct initializers only working on the line you declare a struct is also disappointing, since it would give you named arguments almost for free.(edit: nvm named arguments are already there. I thought they weren't because DIP88 isn't accepted, but DIP1030 is, which implements them. That means C constructors also work, like S(f1: 1, f3: 2), unless you have constructors, but I guess it's good you can't circumvent constructor logic.)
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I can't believe I missed this, I might actually learn that cursed language now
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You had a chance to not be completely worthless, but it looks like you threw it away. At least you're consistent.
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she'd probably be the first woman to use it.
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Return to K&R C
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He said biofoids
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Sweetie, ladies don't know anything starting with C. You just know BB, as in how to apply BB cream.
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God, I wish this were true
Unfortunately, having a STEMcel brain and a beautiful face makes life a struggle sometimes
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I can make the struggle literal any time you like bb
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@Adolin113355 unironically use Matlab all the time. It makes sense too @Adolin113355 vis-a-vis linear algebra. If @Adolin113355 have too do work in Excel, @Adolin113355 import it as a table in Matlab, do the work, and then give the output back too @Adolin113355's boss.
trans lives matter
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It’s useful for what it is (essentially an overgrown calculator), but most of the functionality of Matlab that I need it for can be done with Python and the NumPy library without the shittiness of dealing with Matlab (expensive proprietary software, ghost variables, just being an absolute nightmare to work with, etc.)
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I already rose and now I r*pe corporate wallets on my own at a very healthy rate.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I can just imagine foids dangling the implied prospect of s*x in front of an ai if only it had given her the code with tabs instead of spaces.
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Will you give me a JSON dictionary without including text before and after, Bard-kun?
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plagued, however based
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what
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its like being unkeyed
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Is it really this hard/easy
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Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Suicide baiting to get the machine to work? Neo-foids really are gods chosen programmers.
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