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int main(){
for(auto person: humans){
if(person.gender == 0 /* male */){
person->turnGay();
person->giveUterus();
}
else /* woman*/{
person->kill(DEATH_MISTERIOUS_DISAPPEARANCE);
}
}
}
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sorry can you please rewrite this is assembly so I can understand it
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I can only understand lambda calculus personally
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Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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this isn't jabascript
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!biofoids come & see(the)
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Snake case user? Boo
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Look further down r-slur
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DEATH_MISTERIOUS_DISAPPEARANCEis screaming snake case, which is different from snake case. How would you write your constants?Jump in the discussion.
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I figured you were a kebab case user based on your username
I’m a weirdo who likes PascalCase. Come at me.
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You can't do kebab case in sepples. If you're in a C dialect, use
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I’m a little stinker about following GCP.
About half of my coding knowledge was self taught in middle school (some foray into C and designing html pages for my personal blog and sailor moon fan pages
), and the other half is professional education and retraining my coding habits. I’m pretty stubborn in my habits 
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Everybody leaned how to code in middle school - some of us were just competent (had a Y chromosome)
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What? Do you want me to write
DEATHMISTERIOUSDISAPPEARANCE? You monster!upper case with underscores is the correct case convention for global constants in c++
see here: https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/naming-convention-in-c/
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My baseline coding skills were self-taught in middle school, so GCP goes out the window sometimes for every now and then bc muh old habits
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You look smarter when you use switch statements (even when they're totally unnecessary).
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switch statement are less powerful than if-constructs. They encode the implicit contraint that one specific expression is compared against a table of constants, leading to less mental load for an experienced programmer.
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my code would also look smarter hadn't i fricked up pointer -> and object . properties
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ummm, sweaty, The Science says that there are 84 genders. Your code sucks.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Else handles 83 of them
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I see that and it's v v v chuddy and wrong.
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Remove lines 7 and 9
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