When I connected with the executive, they asked if I knew why my account had been locked. When I answered I was unsure, their tone turned somewhat accusatory. I was told that the driver who had delivered my package reported receiving racist remarks from my “Ring doorbell” (it’s actually a Eufy, but I’ll let it slide).
I reviewed the footage and confirmed that no such comments had been made. Instead, the Eufy doorbell had issued an automated response: “Excuse me, can I help you?” The driver, who was walking away and wearing headphones, must have misinterpreted the message. Nevertheless, by the following day, my Amazon account was locked, and all my Echo devices were logged out.
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I communicate solely with racial slurs in my house. Best call whirlpool and shut off my dishwasher
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Cucks who can't even answer the door on their own deserve this
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I am starting to get tired of the people who walk up to your door to sell you shit
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I don't need new windows. My roof is fine. I maintain the lawn myself. My gutters are clean. I don't have moisture issues in my basement. Radon is a scam. All my rooms are newly remodeled. I don't drink water.
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I just lie and tell them I rent and they all frick right off. The commissioncel fears the renthog time waster
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ohh good idea
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The best part about being a ruralcel is that every salesman thinks we are schizos that’ll bury them in the back 40 so they leave us alone.
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Shoot through the door. That'll learn em
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Record 'delivery wala maderchod' and use that as tune
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Just as long as their "safety" measures don't inconvenience me because I'm a heckin good guy unlike those dirty chuds.
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Whatever happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"? I can't even begin to guess what the driver was getting assmad about
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People nowadays are totally OK with apps eavesdropping on them in their own home, but god forbid somebody use a no-no word
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Smokey is definitely not ok with irobot knowing the goings-on around the house
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So the voice command is like "Neighbor, wash my dishes"? Does the Roomba lawnmower get to mowing when you say "Neighbor, work my field"? Does the Blender start up when you say "Neighbor, I'll take my Mint Julep out on the veranda of the big house"?
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Comfy chair Pop-pop made a video for this
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Counter counterpoint why pay for pibby chewy AND food when you can have both and a package delivered(for free[failure to deliver])
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