being a fricking nerd who codes. Couldn't be me 
Hello! Many of you are pathetic losers who do things like program stuff or whatever. We have the White Hat and Code Contributor badge, but nothing really to show who the Best of the Best are. Like me. And that's no good, people should be recognized for going above and beyond.
And so we are introducing the Smartest Fish Award. Description: Awarded for outstanding achievement in the field of QA, signed by Aevann Himself. The highest honor that can be bestowed upon a codecel.
Fix something major, get badge. Simple. There are no recent feats warranting this, and we're not going back too far retroactively. So if you want it, you'll need to do something new.
You can start by fixing iOS push notifs. Which we have been BEGGING YOU TO DO FOR MONTHS.
https://rdrama.net/post/174343/25k-marseybux-reward-ios-code-required - see top comment chain. The PWA is now a proper app again, but it doesn't show in the apps list and notifs don't work. Before even more tards chime in that "it works for me look here's a screenshot!!!" yes, that's because it used to work until changes were made. The manifest has been refreshed. New installs do not get push notifs.
Fix this. Get badge. Get 25k.
POTENTIALLY SOLVED BY 
@realspez PENDING DEPLOYMENT - SEE PINNED COMMENT
Thank you.
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i’ve fixed the image zoom issue recently, does that qualify
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How recently are we talking? Cuz it was fine before changes were made and then fine again after it was fixed and then broke again yesterday but fine again after a quick change
That feels less than legendary all the same, though
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a month ago
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Too far back :(
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okay i’ll look into the push problem then
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PLEASE OH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY BEGGING THIS IS NOT AN IRONIC COMMENT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NOTHING FRICKING WORKS
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ok i found the problem, now trying to find the best way to fix it
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AEVANN LOOK
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it works!
i'll submit the pr either now or tomorrow
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Classic cooder logic.
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if(site == broken){fix(site);}Jump in the discussion.
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if(site == broken):Fix();git commit fsdfsdJump in the discussion.
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When your teachers told you in school that being able to write and communicate effectively would be really important for being successful in life, this is what they meant.
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i love him
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No need to test this, just push it straight to prod!
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We actually do pretty thorough testing for
mostsome things before pushing to prod now!Jump in the discussion.
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Wow! rDrama is so grown up now!
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that was so bad lol
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what happened
this is like the 3rd time i asked ppl and no one ever tells me
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never mention it again
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Mention what?
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Carp messed with Aevanns backend
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Lmao what a feggit
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It had something to do with our first fistmas I think, when a site redesign was launched
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This is how you have to treat frontend devs, they think they're people
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if (klenny == poor){
give(dramacoin)
}
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🤓<--- you mfs
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This is DISCRIMINATION against technology illiterate people
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You downvoted my census
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no I didn't
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I SAW YOU DID
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can't you like ask one of the previous codecels you still are in contact with? kek, crat, q, snakes, ...?
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kek - frontend
crat - i think he literally does not exist
q - pretty sure he got conscripted to kill hohols
snakes - :(
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how come I never see kek post, i miss that neighbor
He's probably working on the vue update right guys
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He touches grass and travels all the time but he's also somehow gotten a million times better than he was during the Ruqqus era. Like he is like the Aevann of frontend in terms of 🤯. Actual magic. He does our holigay themes and awards, for example.
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if I was cm4 i would feel so cucked right now
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Cap is still doing his pilot lessons and biomed stuff, coding is just a hobby for him I think
Kek is just savant god-tier awesome all around guy and I love him so much
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i feel like can they 🐍 release his dc to us poor huddled masses???
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NO.
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What happened to sneks he liked my posts.
Follower of Christ
Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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tl;dr
don't trust (()) on this site
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Speaking of these people,
@transylvanianflorist 
@Aevann 
@AutoJanny they should get this new badge, I think they've all done important things for this site's code.
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Are you capable of reading
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um no
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Eww, what an ulgy badge
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Agreed, Carp's muscles should be bigger.
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I really should get on this, would be fantastic fodder for my resume
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Imagine ever admitting to someone you know in your professional life that you post to rdrama.net
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Yeah...
Haha why would you ever admit to someone in your professional life that you work for this site...
It's not like anyone important in the industry uses it....
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE FRICKING WRONG KID
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why is this not in the sidebar submission thread
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Check again
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I'm too fricking r-slur to ever earn this badge :(
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i love you carp
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LOL I can just screenshot the badge, just press print screen. I'm printing out and sticking it to my fridge. Thanks for the award kind stranger!
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I once let Aevann log into my account to diagnose a bug, and I noticed and diagnosed the site's first major bug across three posts and 2 months (capy telling me I was right is my proudest accomplishment in life
)
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This is for RECENT ACHIEVEMENT ONLY. That way we can milk you suckers for all you're worth.
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Letting Aevann log into my account was a massive risk frfr, I demand compensation
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Apologize, carp
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i can just let myself in you know
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!codecels I am officially calling for a special (
) military operation to contain Carpoid aggression
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male feminist moment
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That's against the spirit of ping groups and a form of vaccine malinformation.
I stand with the CCP.
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This is outrageous, inconceivable even.
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With the badge, carp
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Sorry sir I only work in Java
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So do you need something related to Fords and canbus or......?
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Sorry, frick this badge: I'm never going to associate my professional github account with this shithole...
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Lucky for you we're banned from GitHub! We're now on Gitea.
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kek. what'd you do to get jannied by the microserfs?
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Just make an alt lol.
Edit: wait the site doesn't even use GitHub...
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must codecel award winners also prove their virginity or is it possible rdrama culture is to throw 'cel' at the end of just about any noun regardless of celibacy?
just curious
has nothing to do with anything that happened in the past
definitely not upset
stop saying im upset
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the upset commentcel above me is learning
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jannycels owe me poll rigging reparations
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Is there something you need to do to setup a local environment not in the README.md? I tried to set it up a while back but didn't have the database correct, I may have also run one of the startup scripts without realizing it would make a bunch of stuff on root on my local device
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whats ur environment
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Web but I just tried pulling and running docker again and this time everything works now
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I know nothing about iOS
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Not while I continue to live and breathe.
I'll take a look at it later but no promises. Mobile development is too neurodivergent for me and iOS and its nonsense doubles that.
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That's just bullying.
Now I'm not gonna' (try and) do it.
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How do I get this badge if I have a coding disability?
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firefox
itself is fine (and unlike chrome has some major bugs fixed), the fact that some people can't write 
frontend code is their problem
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Any plans to participate in this years hacktoberfest (also fun idea for sitewide event btw). Introducing sexy indians dudes to this codebase may be just what this site needs
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Can we have a hackerrank competition
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The sidebar /H/CHUDRAMA link is problematic
Because your site router is case-sensitive to the /h/, cannot be /H/
/h/CHUDRAMA is OK, the target hole is not case-sensitive
do the needful
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I don't see chudrama in the sidebar?
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Doesn't matter, that's just where I found the bug.
Try clicking
/H/chudrama vs /h/CHUDRAMA
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It's so cute watching you pretend to be a dev
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Why is carp in the midle when he doesnt even know what a process is
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