HW4 software will lag HW3 by at least another six months, as our focus needs to be on getting FSD on HW3 working super well and provided internationally.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 27, 2023
Backstory: HW4 is the latest hardware revision for Teslas. This revision is included with the newest cars, and will probably drop with the cybertruck. Elon also dropped a program that lets you transfer your lifetime FSD to HW4 a while back (useful to know).
List of HW4 seethe:
So the Model S Plaid (HW4) I bought 2 months ago and paid $15K for FSD is essentially useless for another 6-8 months. The free 3 months for FSD for my wife's Model X (HW4) is going to expire before it's even capable of being used. As much as I love all of my Teslas, that doesn't sound right.
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Updates on Summon, Auto Park? These are also missing alongside FSDBETA.
https://twitter.com/brandonee916/status/1695836958248022319
He usually say “2 weeks” to mean “6 months”… “6 months” might mean “3 years”
https://twitter.com/13m5/status/1695812881407783148
you need more engineers. 6 months… what about all the people that paid for $15k FSD. I'm a huge supporter, but this is half a year more than what we have already been waiting.
https://twitter.com/anythingtesla/status/1695808365019234380
Looking like at least another year for HW4 cars to get FSD Beta based on prior missed timelines. Sucks if you updated to a HW4 car and expected parity with HW3.
https://twitter.com/hisandhersev/status/1695777916724912560
There's a lot more drama in the thread but I'm tired tbh.
HWc3ls stay winning
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Teslacels deserve everything bad that happens to them
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the good thing about tesla is they proved it can be done so now all the companies actual competant to design and produce vehicles got off their asses
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People whine but if r-slurs didnt pay for it so often they wouldnt do it.
There's enough competition in the car market, not like it's a cartel. There's a reason it happens in the luxury market like Cadillac and Tesla. They know people want the brand, and are dumb enough to spend >$50k on a car, so they will compromise on the cost part.
Wake me up when Honda and Toyota (or Kia/Hyundai) are doing it.
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They all have subscription services for things like remote start
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As much as i hate subscriptions that one is not a corporate greed thing, that's a paying them to pay the government monthly for the rights to use certain radio bands for (relatively) long range wireless starting.
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They all use 4G modems.
I understand Ford and GM having subscriptions for Bluecruise/Supercruise because they have to actively map out the roadways and use constant cellular data to send topography information to your car during self-driving. They're also far more effective than Tesla "camera thought the moon was a yellow traffic light" Autopilot
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Kinda based
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They have to preface their complaints with 'I love my Tesla's but', so the fan boys don't tear them apart lmao
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And worse
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tell that neighbor Elon I'm sorry
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IMAGINE BEING ABLE TOO PARALLEL PARK 😔
Trans women are women except they can parallel park
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Just bump the cars until theres space for you
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The french system
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Fr what the frick is the point of high low speed torque if you arent gonna use it to break cute twinks parking pawls who dont leave decent room for parking.
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To flaten jews
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I'm a moid and I can't parallel park.
Do I get downgraded or what?
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We can now be girlfriends and get our nails done together. I've been waiting for this moment.
Trans women are women and so is budgerigar
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Oh neat! Do I get to be the one that complains about her boyfriend while you put makeup over my bruises?
I'm not a good cook so I feel that I'll visit a lot!
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I can parallel park but if you find yourself parallel parking on a regular basis then you're living in a dystopia.
It's a skill that should not need to exist.
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I got a tandem parking spot. It's even shittier than parallel parking. I wish I could parallel park into my own spot I'd gladly take that. also the guy I share the tandem with is an butthole at parking. He claims because the deed says his spot is the back one he just parks in the back spot and makes me move his car. Most people just pull in front and take turns swapping out.
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How I. The heck are you renting after all the progress you have made for us PoLs? Why didn't you post your GoFundMe,?this is like hearing Micky Mantle is a renter
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You don't have to be a rentoid to have a tandem spot
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Ngmi
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Living in the city. Ruralcels wouldn't understand
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Lol do you not even have a yard? Oof
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Absolutely
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your transition has already started
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I can't drive but if I could drive I would be able to parallel park
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I can parallel park a semi. Do girls like that?
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I wanna parallel park your semi![:marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyhomofascist.webp)
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Trans women are women
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True, I just wanted to gauge how attractive this skill made me. She's more impressed by my ability to blindside alley dock, which honestly is a pretty high bar. She's always held me to a very high standard, but I appreciate that about her.
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trans women are women
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I use the automatic parallel parking in my car as a party trick. Ford's had it for over a decade now.
Of course mine is an early generation that can't do gearshifts, just steering.
Fun fact, for two years (14 and 15 I think), top-trim Fusions had side parking sensors that didn't do anything. Weren't even connected to the parking modules. If you connected them and updated the firmware to the 2017 build, you could enable automatic reverse perpendicular parking.
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That's some star citizen shit lmao![:marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughpoundfist:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseylaughpoundfist.webp)
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Star citizen is at least something you can use. Fsd is literal vaporware. They're never going to complete it.
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Anyone who still pre-pays for an alpha at this point deserves it.
Baseline Tesla 3s are great cars without the FSD addon anyway. Everyone else is just an easy mark.
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Pre-ordercels in shambles!![:marseyxd: :marseyxd:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyxd.webp)
Do they ever learn???![:marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughpoundfist:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseylaughpoundfist.webp)
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That dude would have spent $15k on something equally r-slurred anyway.
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Oh no I have to drive my car by myself for a couple months!!!!!!
That being said the prices for FSD are ridiculous and that alone is enough to mad about
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Who the frick wants patches for car?
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My Chevy needed a couple to make the steering wheel controls more responsive and so the dome light cancel button would work
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Elon Musk/Tesla peepeeriders are some of the strangest people. They don't feel like they're human. I don't understand the constant defending of Musk, even when it's not warranted.
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Snapshots:
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https://twitter.com/13m5/status/1695812881407783148:
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https://twitter.com/anythingtesla/status/1695808365019234380:
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:fsdfsd:
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I have short positions let's gooo
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So should I buy a Tesla now or wait six months?
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buy a tesla now ONLY if you're not expecting any new features to be made soon (such as FSD) and if you're not part of any car communities.
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I am indeed into one specific car culture but they don't need to know about my little habit. I am completely uninterested in FSD. What will HW4 do anyway?
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https://teslatap.com/articles/autopilot-processors-and-hardware-mcu-hw-demystified
tl;dr: better hardware and sensors (also lets you play steam games in the car)
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I guess the only thing I care about is if the new HW4 will be any faster. I want that 2.9s 0-60 time. For the price Tesla charges, that's downright irresponsible. That's Audi R8 acceleration for peanuts. So they won't be any faster?
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No. It's the ADAS generation, not powertrain
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trans women are women
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