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A company that makes a chastity device for people with a peepee that can be controlled by a partner over the internet

1. Those are called men :marseysuffragette:

2. OpenAI would have written a less ambiguous sentence. All peepeees can be controlled over the internet.

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That isn't the word you would use to refer to both cissy scrotes and chadsgender women, if you needed to be understood and weren't just trying to virtue signal.

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Why do you need an account to use "your" "smart cage"?

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because this is one of the funniest commentaries on proprietary software that can exist

!codecels its just so perfect, god has a sense of humor.

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Being doxxed and controlled is a feature not a bug for fetishists

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It's a plot by the bloodsucking elites to lock you in permanent chastity if you ever go against their agenda just like when the truckers in canada got their bank accounts frozen.

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Oops! Looks like your Chastity+ subscription ran out! No need to worry, we have a wide array of peepee unlocking tiers for you to consider, starting at just $999!

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By definition, a smart cage needs some sort of account in order to work. The fact that they had shit security is also 100% unsurprising, given normal iot ware is always filled with security holes. Frankly, I think getting your chastity acc*nt hacked and having some hacker force you to pay them to get it unlocked is part of the charm of these things, so I don't know how anyone can complain.

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you dont need an account for this type of thing, but I agree that getting your peepee hacked is probably part of the appeal

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>tfw no cyberpunk neotokyo hacker gf to hack your peepee

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needs some sort of account

IRC-powered s*x toys when

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Probably about 20 years ago. I think esr had a software suite for that back in the day.

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proprietary software

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Degeneracy as a service.

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So that corporate can control us in the horney dystopia fiction that I'm maliciously manifesting into the world.


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>man with a fetish for being under other people's complete control and being humiliated

Hmm I wonder if he'll have excellent security or if he's cooming to the idea that people are going to be helpless and humiliated :marseythonk:

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This was 100% planned

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real american fetishists in control

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Let's be honest here, there's no way this was an oversight. It has to be a part of the design philosophy

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I guess it wasn't that smart after all

:#carlos:

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Didn't this same exact thing happen a few years ago?

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Yeah and it was a bait article.

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@X in shambles

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I don't think he could afford this after he spent all his money on chin palace

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:#marseyfuckyou:

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:#marseybow:

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I thought paying for "Software as a Service" was already a massive con, but it turns out "Chastity as a service" exists too, because apparently God hates us

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Coomers deserve it

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They need to include something in these things that slices it clean off. No one into chastity cages has ever deserved the ability to reproduce

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Don't fetishpost in my replies

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This a really good for drama and I think the next step should be a constitutional amendment requiring that all s*x toys post status updates to social media when you use them. Because the more things we connect to the internet, the better. There's literally no downside (for drama).

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Lol, asked for it.


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Huh

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So which company was it

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it's Cellmate, lol. They are the only company who make such a product.

Also, I see the product underwent some revisions since the initial breach back from 2020. The new version apparently has shock/electro ball torture capabilities. Because if having your peepee locked by hackers wasn't bad enough, now they can lock your peepee and fry your balls.

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