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Apple-Android fanboy slapfights inside Apple will Implement RCS into iMessage. But your bubbles will still be GREEN :!marseyrofl:

https://9to5mac.com/2023/11/16/apple-confirms-rcs-messages-will-have-green-bubbles

RCS (Rich Communication Services) will bring a number of iMessage-style features to texts between Android and iPhone users. This includes things such as read receipts, typing indicators, and higher-quality images and videos.

The one thing that won't be changing, however, is the color of the messaging bubbles.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/17x3bo1/apple_confirms_rcs_messages_will_have_green?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/17wzc06/google_will_work_with_apple_on_implementing_rcs?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/17x3d2d/what_color_bubbles_will_rcs_messages_be_apple?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/17wtc6l/apple_announces_that_rcs_support_is_coming_to?sort=controversial

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38293082

Short primer.

RCS is something that Apple initial help fund the development of. As is usual, when a bunch of companies get to gather to create a protocol it gets bogged down my too many cooks in the kitchen. This was the case with USB 3 or USB C or whatever and why Apple developed lightning cables. It is shittier than iMessage and currently encryption only works by sending everything through Google servers lmao. It basically does everything iMessage does that normies need but came out much later and is bulkier and the roll out sucks because it is based on carrier and Google support and there's a laundry list that I don't care to type up and if you're still reading this what the frick is wrong with you.

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Why is bubble color important?

It helps us in the dating world know who is capable of making smart purchases as well as an idea on how much they will be able to contribute in the relationship. I don't mind paying for dinner but if she expects for me to provide her gum after she blows me sorry girl :marseypeaceout:

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Lightning preceded the USB-C specification by two years. Apple loved USB-C too considering they helped develop it for their MacBooks, but they didn't even ship a laptop with it for three years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12-inch_MacBook

Everyone was using the dogshit mini-USB and Apple had to drop the dogshit 30-pin connector.

It's pretty wild if you remember the coverage too - people were so upset they ditched the 30-pin which is insane considering it was an objectively better connector in every way. Not surprised they were gun shy with the USB-C transition.


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If you looked at a 30pin the wrong way it would snap at the neck, plus they were an inch wide

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Yeah it was wild how many :marseynpcmad: we're upset they changed the cable when 30-pin was so bad.


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In the NPCs defense it was an issue of i spent $200 buying 8 cords already and now you want me to spend $280 to have the same utility, because official prehiprials from apple tend to be always over priced and hit or miss on quality

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And here I was respecting you. You of all people know iToddlers deserve the wall.

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I have plenty of complaints about apple it's just funny to me people make up shit because "apple bad".

I'm an equal opportunity schizo who uses an kitted out iPad Pro along with a X200 with Coreboot running Void.


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I'm an equal opportunity schizo who uses an kitted out iPad Pro along with a X200 with Coreboot running Void.

https://media.giphy.com/media/jvtGmtAKiUcnu/giphy.webp

But to be fair, Apple's build quality is second to none. That's all the praise I can offer though.

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:marseyshrug#:

I used Android for years and I just simply enjoy iOS more for daily phone tasks. Android is kind of a shitshow even now, but I think both OSes are plenty mature.

I think it's worth criticizing their stance on sideloading and dumb specs like 8G RAM in the new MBP (I feel like it undermines the goal of the product) but I've run into a lot of /g/ tier lying about their decisions and products.


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LMAO, 8GB ram in 2023 on a premium product, if you're doing any serious programming on the laptop you'll be massively limited. iDiots are probably lapping it up in spades though...

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The 8GB is for the "base" model that they introduced using the M3.

It's a very strange product but the "real" MBP does have 18GB RAM starting.

The prices of storage and memory are the worst part about Macs.


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Is that a typo? Which honestly wasn't meant as a critique but honestly it kinda is because it's believable to be real

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The 18GB yes.


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As a piece of kit, Apple is fine. I'm not a fan of their ecosystem, pricing, and the limitations placed on the end user, but then again I use Windows as my daily driver :marseygigaretard:

That's why I stick to Symbian OS on mobile though.

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I I guess I really enjoy the ecosystem and the pricing is definitely eye rolling at times (I mentioned memory before, it's highway robbery) but the limitations I find go away on macOS and are mainly on iOS and iPadOS which will hopefully be changing as early as next year due to the EU.

I can't say I ever used Symbian but I did love BlackBerry when that was a thing. That thing was so good...until you opened up the browser lmao.


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If MacOS wasn't tied to hardware which cost an arm and leg, I would be more willing to give it a shot. Windows and its endless amount of Windows only apps from all across the OS's history really means that I'm kinda tied to Windows. I want WINE to free me from my chains of oppression.

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I'm hoping it's a breeze because i haven't used Windows personally in a decade and macOS is still UNIX-y enough I think I'll feel at home.


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found the incel

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Good, its important to filter out poors

Sent from my iphone 15 pro max 2tb

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If iphones are a sign of not poor how come every broke neighbor has one?

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To me iphones arent necessarily a sign of not poor, butt a person believing that iphone is a sign of wealth/status tells me the person may be poor.

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Like black people convincing you they're rich by showing you a pile of bills they keep in their shoe

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If you have a wad of cash to show off, i assume that's all the money you have.

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:marseyagree:

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No rich neighbor has an android

Sent from my apple watch ultra hermes edition

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Source?

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Im glad Apple is encouraging its users to avoid finacially literate people

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Anyone other than pimple faced teenagers who fall for peer pressure actually give a shit about this?

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Greencel detected. Foids get the ick with you from the very first text.

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Why tf would I text a foid? I call her pimp and she gets delivered to me.

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Your green mark of poverty is why you have to pay for s*x.

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That sounds r-slurred, but that tracks with Apple users.

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:m#arseyseethe:

Trans lives matter. Poor lives don't.

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Found the bugcel

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That doesn't even make sense

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Everything gives foids the ick. Not caring about politics, not having social media and for some reason the kind of phone you have.

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Imagine even using default messaging apps. WhatsApp/Meta Messenger all the way!

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In my mind, Whatsapp is used exclusively by disgusting pajoots.

I don't know a single person IRL who uses it, because I don't associate with people whose family is in another continent.

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Latinx use it too

Trans lives matter

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Gross

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why even use that zogcom anyways just use telegram

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This

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Ya just give all you're data too zuckerberg goy

Trans lives matter

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:#marseycoffee:

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:marseyshrug: I used to have an iPhone (got it for free) and I just turned iMessage off.

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L for apple and frick them they deserve it, but frick read receipts. such a shit feature. i HATE c*nts who think they deserve my full attention the second they want it and read receipts stoke their delusional belief that theyre entitled to it.

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Read receipts feel like something that nobody asked for but that messaging apps decided needed to be pushed on us all one day just to make everyone a bit more miserable.

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every new thing has been engineered to make you miserable. you probably dont notice it anymore, but every waking moment of the average firstworlder consoomers life is centered around stimulation provided by some service, and every nuance of accomplishing that stimulation is a value proposition as far as the capital class cares, which means it "drives engagement". mmos were early pioneers in hiring psychologists to engineer positive feedback interactions with games, but im 100% convinced that every substantially large software project also works with psychologists to engineer addictive interactions in their software.

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Skill issue

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Its true do not love the world or the desires of the world because they seperate you from God the father.

We've literally designed everything to be annoying as frick not just to punish people but to humiliate them and increase teenage mood disorders

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doom

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Read receipts are great for showing people you read but don't care.

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Reported by:

I wish rdrama had read receipts so everyone would know when I sidevoted them.

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Can you not turn them off?

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You literally have to opt in to read receipts, idk why that guy is mad. Just don't click yes lol

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You can turn them off. Android-cels just dont check settings

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Yes


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One of my clients has read receipts turned on in Outlook. He's the only person I've ever worked with that uses them. My outlook, however, is set to never send anyone a read receipt without my permission, because I am a normal person. I bet it pisses him off that he can't tell whether I've read something or not.

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This green bubble thing is a fascinating look into American culture tbh

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It's mostly a black and black adjacent mindset. That's why hoodlings love apple. Having an apple phone is good rich stuff. Actual people with money simply don't care.

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⚠️ Severe coping above ⚠️

Actual people with money don't have androids lol

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Some do some don't. They mostly don't care or understand this poor person shit over a few thousand dollars every year. But go off dog, you definitely flossin or whatever you folks say these days.

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Yeah, this is not even westoid idiocy, but specifically amerifat lunacy; in the entire rest of the world nobody uses default messaging apps anyways and whatsapp/signal/messenger etc. are the same regardless of what device you access them on, plus have more features than imessage too.

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Like i would be caught dead with facebook nonsense

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People with iPhone a decade old will call android Chads who have phones that cost more than the newest iphones poor because they live in total ignorance.


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A 10 year old iPhone is still superior to the new Google Pixel Max One X XR Premium Pro ($2300 + tax + tip)

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Arent iphones engineered to become slow as frick after like 4 years?

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Absolutely not.

Its 18 months (they bricked one of mine with software updates)

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I always see Apple shit on for that but honestly, it's perfectly understandable to limit power usage on old batteries, hopefully letting the phone last most of the day.

The alternative is this:

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The alternative is getting the battery replaced, which is really not that big a deal.

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Yeah let me pay dealership prices on a 4 year old, out of warranty phone.

Apple is terrible about replacement device support. Swapping genuine hardware from two identical phones and it would fault out.

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I miss popping a phone's backplate off and just putting in a fresh battery so bad :marseycry#:

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You could schedule an Apple Store battery replacement for a 5s, a phone from 2014, and get it's battery replaced for $69.

This is the standard cost for most models. This 2014 model also got a security patch in January.

https://support.apple.com/iphone/repair/battery-replacement

https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/24/23569600/apple-iphone-5s-security-update-ios-12


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It costs like $50 to get a battery replaced here in Europe on any iphone model with a new genuine part and including labour at one of any licenced phone repair shops like iFixit. You just hand your phone over at the shop for like an hour, go watch a movie or somehting and come back to collect your phone afterwards. Right to repair legislation means Apple has to allow this by law or get fined billions. It works great.

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>here in europe

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Id rather have 6 hours battery than a slow af phone tbh

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Lol, they got sued $113 million dollars for doing that. https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-paying-113-million-lawsuit-slowing-down-iphones-2020-11

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That's not what happened.

If your battery had degraded to a point your phone would literally shut off they would throttle your chip.

The method of silently doing this and not communicating to the user better was bad, but there was nothing wrong with what they did.


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>that's not what happened, butt if it did it's a good thing

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Yes apple should have had peoples phones shut off that's clearly the best solution :marseyeyeroll:


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Why doesnt android have this problem/gey sued over it? Curious...

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If your battery had degraded to a point your phone would literally shut off they would throttle your chip.

That's not how batteries work lol.

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Thats what they claimed but "degraded" was like 80% battery health.

They didnt want people to get the battery replaced instead of buying new.

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Yes 80% battery health is around 2-3 years of usage which is when it stops delivering in-spec voltages

When power is pulled from a battery with a higher level of impedance, the battery's voltage will drop to a greater degree.

...

A normal battery is designed to retain up to 80% of its original capacity at 500 complete charge cycles when operating under normal conditions

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT208387


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Apple customers are truly something else

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you can look down this thread of people making shit up about apple when I've already admitted they do real dumb shit.


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Source?

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the iPhone 12 mini (small, base model, three years old) has a cpu that's effectively the same as Samsungs current year flagship.

https://browser.geekbench.com/ios_devices/iphone-12-mini

https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/3587153


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This doesnt prove anything, samsung phones could also become slower intentionally after a few years :marseyshapiro:

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The problem is software is a moving target in 2023.

Back in the day you'd install a word processor and it would run that same version of the word processor for years. Nothing changes, demands are static.

In 2023, everything is done on the internet and everyone expects to do more every year. Every app on your phone was probably updated in the last month with more features that will tax the phones specs just ever so slightly more.

Should developers give more of a shit? Probably. but the ones trying to make money are probably going to choose tools that speed up their dev time, not save you cpu time.


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Nobody is asking the phone to do more, developers are putting more in that nobody requested.

So many apps now have a feature where if you shake the phone, it assumes you're frustrated and asks if you want to file a bug report. Snapchat does not need to be monitoring my phone's inertia sensors.

It's actually a native function in Android, .withReportOnShakeEnabled

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Source?

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It's also bedazzled in most cases.


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People who spend more than a couple hundred on a phone are r-slurred anyway. You don't need much power to send texts or use GPS and there's nothing else worthwhile that you'd use a phone for other than games, and willingness to play phone games is an even more accurate measure of low IQ.

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If phones could play GTA San Andreas ten years ago, there's no need for the ultra high end today.

My wife was going to buy the S22 Ultra, had to sit down and ask "is it worth the extra $400 over an S22+ to get a better camera? What are you taking pictures of besides the cats?"

Most phone commercials now barely mention anything beyond camera specs, the zoom and number of lenses being a peepee-measuring contest.

So Samsung cheats anyway

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Did you intentionally leave :marseypeaceout: off the definite article? I know Jobs would :marseymid: sperg :marseyautistattentionseeker: out over them. To this day the commercials for the IPHONE :marseyappicon: lack definite articles.


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I don't do anything intentionally before I have my coffee so no


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But I did have coffee this morning

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Doesn't matter how expensive you're phone is. You're bubble is still green

Trans lives matter

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This was the case with USB 3 or USB C or whatever and why Apple developed lightning cables.

Paypig cope lol

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This is great :marseyclapping: for continuing to filter out poor women :marseyharpooner: that think :marseychildclutch: they're rich. Never :marseyitsover: date a foid with a apple :marseyapplejackpixelart: phone.

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>but if she expects for me to

What is your first :marseywinner: language?


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Wait, iOS didn't have RCS this whole time ? Are you fricking serious?

I do love how applecels are obsessed.

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Android barely supports RCS. Google hasn't opened up the APIs to third party apps.


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bro who cares everyone i am interested in writing to hae iphones anyway who gives a shit what some smelly indian uses

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Indians love iphones.

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they cannoot afford

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Imagine caring this much what color your messages look like to you.

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Android chads causing foids discomfort with every message

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