This letter concerns your firm's distribution of products that violate the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act (the “FD&C Act”). The United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) purchased on your website, www.amazon.com, products that are labeled as energy enhancing supplements or food, but laboratory analyses confirmed that they contained undeclared and potentially harmful active pharmaceutical ingredients.
FDA purchased “MANNERS Energy Boost,” “Round 2,” “WeFun,” “Genergy,” “Big Guys Male Energy Supplement,” “Mens Maximum Energy Supplement,” and “X Max Triple Shot Energy Honey” through your website, www.amazon.com. All of these products were introduced or delivered for introduction into interstate commerce by Amazon via your Fulfillment by Amazon service.1 FDA confirmed through laboratory analyses that the “MANNERS Energy Boost,” “Round 2,” “Genergy,” and “X Max Triple Shot Energy Honey” products, purchased on www.amazon.com, contained the active pharmaceutical ingredient (API) tadalafil; and the “WeFun,”2 “Big Guys Male Energy Supplement,” and “Mens Maximum Energy Supplement” products, also purchased on www.amazon.com, contained the API sildenafil. These ingredients are not declared on the products' labeling.3 Sildenafil and tadalafil are phosphodiesterase type-5 (PDE-5) inhibitors and the active ingredients in the FDA-approved prescription drugs Viagra and Cialis, respectively, used to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).
This better not frick up the supplements I actually do get from Jeff
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I remember when everyone thought extenze would make ur peepee bigger
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When I was little spergburgular, my fixation was on the Professional Bowling Association of the 1990's. Now,the argent audience for erectile dustfunction pills and people who watch daytime professional bowling is pretty much a 1:1 match.
So I was watching my bowling as my usual dipshit sperg self and was absolutely bombarded with ads for heartburn drugs and boner pills. My favorite one was for Enzyte, with Smiling Bob their mayo-monkey mascot. Enzyte promised “natural male enhancement.” Which, in the commercial, was demonstrated by Smiling Bob suddenly becoming a really good bowler.
So, after a few weeks of being bombarded by commercials, I had to go to my pediatrician, and I asked him if Natural Male Enhancement was right for me. He had some words with my parents and I wasn't allowed to watch bowling anymore.
Then I had to get really into the civil war until I started playing real sports and not being an annoying nerd.
That's it. That's my boner-pill story.
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Duuuuude I remember Enzyte and Smiling Bob! Now that's a blast from the past.
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He was smiling because THE LADIES HAD S*X WITH HIS PEEPEE
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I remember when extenze got sued and through discovery it was revealed that their entire business model was based on the idea that most men with tiny peepeees wouldn't go thru the self-shaming process of calling the support line and saying, "Yes, I have a tiny peepee. No, it did not get bigger. Your product doesn't work. Yes, I am very sure. Yes, it is still very small." In order to get their money back.
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Imagine having to take that call lol
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Hallo sir this is being the extenze dechnicals support hotline, how may I be being of the assistance do you today?
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It would be harder for them than most
https://rdrama.net/post/211887/condoms-too-big-for-indian-men
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Did it not work for you?
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The thing is is that I didn't need the help. I just wanted a bigger peepee cz ego and shit. In my early 20s and high school years I was pretty jacked. Girls always hung out at my house since my dad imposed no rules amd my parents were divorced. Plus I always had weed so that was a plus also lol
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So… no?
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Long story short, no it doesn't work
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Apparently HCG does make your peepee bigger, if anyone wants to know what's effective
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@David
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If I pull that product will you die?
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It would be very hard
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My groomercord frands used to get RC xanax from Amazon. You used to be able to buy unwashed poppy seeds from them too (guilty here). Frick the FDA.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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fr fr, i don't pay taxes so we get big daddied by pharmabros relentlessly (i'm sure big pharma hinted to the fda about peepee pills being sold for cheap on Jeffy B's site)
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The unwashed poppy tea used to frick me up. That shit was potent.
Putting the in
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Yeah, I loved it a little too much. Went from a weekend thing to an everyday thing. Never again. Only did it every day for maybe 3 months and had the worst muscle pain and insomnia for withdrawals.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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!besties lysis is a former heroin addict
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Lmao "today I will do just a little bit of heroin
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Remember the clam?
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YASSSS that's what I was thinking about. The clam lmao.
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Clam as in clonazolam? I got a tiny sample of it with a bunch of other RCs from an actual vendor back when I was a turbodruggie and was sketched out by the fact that it was so potent it came on blotter paper Benzos are tricky enough at normal potencies; one with an active dose measured in micrograms seems like a really bad idea.
Didn't stop me from doing it but I didn't reorder it after I used up the 5 tabs or whatever. Too many friends that had very bad benzo problems.
Current hyperfixation:
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yep, that's the one!
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It gave us cosmic giraffe and the fricking coatrack
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hahahahaha yes. I was thinking about him the other day. We had a bunch of drama here about r*pe AKA regret s*x, and I thought of him and Veronica. Wondered what she's up to. Probably hooked her 10th dude to take her in after claiming the current bf was abusing her.
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I wish this place would've existed during the cg drama. It would be the yardstick other dramas measure up against
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Please share with the uninitiated.
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Why send the letter to the retailer and not the ching-chong front selling alibaba sildenafil mixed in Honey?
FDA is way too stick in the butt about shit that doesn't matter. Gotta protect their budget, I guess.
I can't even buy N Acetyl Cystine or Nicotinamide Mononucelotide (completely OTC supps with no danger or abuse potential) on Amazon due to FDAs peepeesucking horseshit
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You can buy NAC on Amazon.
I wouldn't buy anything from Amazon though. Theway Amazon works is they have sellers who supply goods, many suppliers provide counterfit goods and they all get mixed in together and put under one product listing.
I buy exclusively from Ebay or retail. With Ebay you are guranteed to get it from a specific seller and its often cheaper than Amazon. Better buyer protection and easier to deal with in general. Retail is the most safe, but usually is the least convenient. Prices are typically close to comparable at Walmart for most items and they can ship in most things.
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Oh oh robo bros !druggies
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POV: it's me buying all of the listed products right now so I can drill through cinder blocks with a diamond hard boner
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Snapshots:
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orange site peepeecuss :
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www.amazon.com:
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there had better be at least 3 new snappy quotes directly sourced from this letter, otherwise i will have to get involved
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