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Reminder this will only get worse because you cant install Mint from a usb stick 
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Winblows users: "The file manager search is slow!" 
Microsoft: "Well, how about we fix it by creating a new AI which runs in the background 24/7 and screenshots your desktop every few seconds this will definitely fix the disk usage and memory usage of Winblows 11!" 
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I really don't understand how anyone could find this useful.
So why do microsoft really want computers to do this? Are they using the images for ML or something?
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so they can advertise more slop to you
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its worse than that, I think its to create more data points to feed into the DARPA simulation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_Environment_for_Analysis_and_Simulations
https://www.theregister.com/2007/06/23/sentient_worlds/
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The sim version of me owns all the rare Funko Pops and I can barely afford one
Not even realistic
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This will be used to train the AI how to navigate the computer like a human and then be a full on assistant
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an assistant for DARPA!!!
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The fricking MSN website (the default homepage for Edge) ads/clickbait have started excessively opening those r-slurred indian scammer full screen with audio, "MICROSOFT SECURITY BREACH ALERT - CALL THIS NUMBER FOR ASSISTANCE IMMEDIATELY".
If they start putting ads in the OS like they want to, those lazy fricks will let phishing attempts through the same way and it's going to be a higher tier of insanity that you can't trust the basic menu on your OS from trying to steal your identity.
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It'll be useful for corporate busy bodies to manage their workers.
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that's easy: it's training data for automating 90% of office work.
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Honestly unlike codecels, half of officecels are actually replaceable with a python script and a lot of VBA.
If it didn't happen yet, I'm convinced it never will.
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Not at my office lol. Shits so unstructured and illogical that a computer program can not replicate the work as long as it is a logic machine.
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You can thank your local
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Problem is you'd risk getting sued by the dept of justice for not having enough women in your company.
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So my AI replacement is going to be shitposting on rdrama, reddit and youtube for half the day?
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and you can do it fulltime, for an overall 3x increase in shitposting.
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Wait, this new feature is actually based!
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Good day to you I hate journos etc etc
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holy based satya n my caste member!
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I got fed up with msmpeng.exe (real time antivirus protection) taking up like 15% - 20% of my CPU when new processes are opened and so I tried disabling it.
Disabling real time protection in the settings just turns it back on after like 15 minutes. So I tried to use registry keys, there is a hold over registry key from like windows 7 that is supposed to disable the anti virus, but Microsoft has decided that they are just going to ignore it and leave it in as a placebo for people like me to make it just a bit harder to disable.
I ended up having to download some program written by third worlders called iobit unlocker to unlock the file so I could just delete it.
But as soon as I deleted it windows started worrying that they couldn't sell my data to the US government so they started running a program called like compattelchkr.exe to scan my computer and see if I have made any changes that might invalidate the value of the telemetry data they want to sell of me jacking off at 5 am.
Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are literally demons from the 9th circle of heck and I want them to suffer.
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Use Debian, incel
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I went from Arch back to windows 10 because of game compatibility.
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Which competitive slopgame were you playing?
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GTA Rp
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Skill issue
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Thirdies.
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Genuinely debating whether or not I should just go full Loonix and never look back, ngl. Shame about gaming
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It honestly works for 99% of stuff, but if you are into weird old stuff or heavily modded stuff like fivem you might struggle.
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I'm convinced Windows 14 will just be linux with everything running WINE, kind of like jow Edge is just chrooomium now.
It will have better backward compatibility, run smoother, be better for devs and more consistent UI
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bro you gotta get more than 2 cores it's 2024 already
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It's a quad core at 4.5ghz
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4th gen i7?
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6th gen i7. 6700k
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listen Jack, have you considered
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Can't they just leave us alone? Do they feed on suffering?
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Pretty sure microshits strategy is to make all their on premise solutions absolutely shit so you use their cloud services.
This is what's been happening for the enterprise, pretty soon microshit will roll out cloud at home where your little netbook connects to an azure vdi desktop in the sky. Maybe they've already started this.
You will own nothing.
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They already have Microsoft dev box and Github codespaces
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yes
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It makes a lot more sense once you realise computers run trapped demons
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Look up the Gates foundation and you tell me
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As usually redditards have no idea about enterprise or windows
ITS A COMPLETELY NOTHINGBURGER BTW !commenters
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Which is completely irrelevant
Please remember why we're fricking here.
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I know I just want to fight linooxcels
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If you're going to quote me don't change my words to use your 12 year old fricking manchild speak filter.
Thanks
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no
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Omg it's you again.
I never read usernames.
Double
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A noble cause.
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Yeah, just wait 5 years when every PC on the market is "Copilot Plus PC". Windows endlessly promises to r*pe you with more ads and more bloat and your only cope is "well it isnt being mass rolled out yet"
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It still runs. It still tracks your mouse clicks and keyboard. It still uploads all of this to Microsoft's servers.
This is like having close door buttons on an elevator which don't close the doors. It's the appearance of control that satisfies r-slurred streamer viewers like yourself, child.
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Are you calling windows a stalker? child?
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Yeah isn't this literally just yet another pluton/IME/PSP thing where people say it's not that bad until it becomes a standard feature of all new cpus and people just ignore that fact.
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Yeah any competent sysadmin is going to be using GPOs to control their fleet of Windows workstations/laptops/etc anyways. It's not difficult to disable this stuff (for enterprise versions), it's really only the home versions that are annoying to deal with.
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they're gonna sell a custom office AI solution to those enterprises, where the training data as well as the model weights (the part that is adapted to that data) stay in house.
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Aight, I'll just throw my windows 11 laptop in the garbage. I'll use linux. Fine.
I mean it's rolling out and you can opt out, but I opted out of win11 and somehow MS made it work.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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I have fully disabled windows updates yet somehow I still find new features on my laptop. At least I got rid of the days long lags
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I'm sure it'll accidentally turn on during Windows updates or code for it will still be running in the background even when off
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Oh yeah for sure, MS will "accidentally on-purpose" update my computer to be literally spyware, which already my ISP knows what I want (big peepees) and what I don't want (More MS products spying on me.) Why does MS need to duplicate spying on me?
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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or theyll update it to make it slower so that you have to buy a new one. Like what Intel did
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2157704-your-computer-may-run-30-per-cent-slower-due-to-intel-chip-bug/
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The fix can be disabled, and that was a legit security vulnerability (that could only be used if by an extremely determined hacker, so no one was real out affected except servers).
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neat
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Fricker how is that even possible? I literally do not believe this shit. This is fake. They just crippled it for no reason
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I love when Windows does this to a sleeping laptop in a bag and then doesn't turn off when it can't connect to wifi
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They might roll out a feature that just takes out any utility of an AI and just roll out the screenshot shit to shitty PCs like my iron-lung W11 laptop.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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LTSC IoT is the only way I'd use windows.
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pretend you're duckduckgo or smth and explain why IoT version is better than just LTSC
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Lasts longer than LTSC.
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This makes me seeth at doormatcels
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If it's always running doesn't that make private browsing dead? What if it becomes sentient ?
this is the 5th time you've opened bussyhub I'm deleting your internet
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I do wonder if they're even going to bother extending that ability to other applications, ie private browsing in chrome or firefox.
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Of course they will
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Just install "everything" by voidcowtools and you can avoid this fate.
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To me, it's crazy that there are multiple third party windows search tool utilities which work better than file manager (which is still missing features from Windows 10) but this is the solution MS comes up. Genuinely, the only thing which will make windows good again is the year of the Linux desktop.
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It's astonishing how effective some dumbass
util like wiz tree is. Compare to the Microsoft 
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You ask windows
to tell you how much space 
is being used in a drive 
and it sits there 
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“uhh durrr i think 
you have 30 gigs left maybe idk”
Wiztree instanteously tells you everything. It's awesome.
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My steam deck has made me really comfortable with Linux tbh. With the flat packs, the discovery app “store” and proton making it so easy to play games in Steam now there's a lot of reasons to finally make the leap to Linux for personal use.
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Ive been waiting years for anticheat to give up and allow linux players to play and pretend the anticheat does anything.
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You can play games that use Easy anti-cheat now.
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Only if the devs enabled it for linux (they didn't).
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Genuinely funny how it's just a single tickbox and they don't go for it even then
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Good. We need more r-slurs like you.
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Window search is fine. The problem is the default settings, which only index My Documents
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That's because MS is trying to make $ while the 3rd party cowtools are just trying to make good software, they're not playing the same game
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I think windows is so shit because linux is gaining ground. The nogaems thing hasn't been relevant for years now due to valve's efforts and everyone else is using their phones and tablets for general computer stuff, which is linux too. This recent weird stuff is probably the result of 'oh frick we need to do something at least'
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I think this only really applies to desktop linux, which to normies is the steam deck, so then you'd have to tally up how many pc g*mers actually use a steam deck+linux in comparison to their windows users.
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Windows is 30 years old and microflaccid still can't compete with
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It's actually funny to me how this isn't even a thing with mac or linux, but windows is the one where you're expected to download like 400 different apps to serve the same functionality as the stuff that came with your OS, but better.
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It's insane how fast Everything is. It works via NTFS indexing, which you'd assume Microsoft would trivially be able to use since they fricking write NTFS. But I guess not.
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Listary is 1000 times better looking and works faster and much more user friendly that hackjob "everything"
https://www.listary.com/
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Neither are open-source so who gives a shit.
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