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Wikipedia Troll, best known for wasting 18 years of his life removing the phrase "best known for" from articles, keeps getting banmaxxxed, continues to generate absurd seethe
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The greatest Wikipedia troll is the Ceiling Fan Vandal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse/David_Beals
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What about AmaryllisGardner? Wrote 23,000 articles in Scots, so around a third of that language's wiki, only for it to be discovered he's some neurodivergent teenager from North Carolina who can't speak the language whatsoever.
https://slate.com/technology/2020/09/scots-wikipedia-language-american-teenager.html
Or the Saudi dude who became obsessed with supporting actor Corbin Bleu from High School Musical and wrote (Google Translated) articles for him in 193 languages, making him the third most propagated person on the site, just behind Jesus and Obama?
https://web.archive.org/web/20200208212534/https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/aetmh9/why_does_high_school_musicals_corbin_bleu_have/
Or Neelex, who was a respected moderator until it was discovered that he made around 80,000 pages for synonyms for boobs, some bordering on the increasingly bizzare, and also maintained an exhaustively detailed article on a Canadian beauty pageant winner, including keeping track of when she went out to eat at specific restaurants?
https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/dk17c9/wikipedia_the_admin_who_created_80000_pages_about/
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Are there even that many phrases used in the English language
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Check my post to broaden your horizons on a true master of the profound.
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Holy shit this link listing the 80,000 pages for synonyms of boobies deleted by jannies
They Chicxulub impactored all his pages 😭
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Literally genocide
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
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They may also make accusations of poor English against whom they are in a dispute with.
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!blackjackmb10000
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NOOOOO NEKO
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pin this gem
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Wait, does it even work? Do you get free stuff, when you ask for it?
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My beloved nekobit spent a lot of time codemaxxxing and adding this useful new Marsey selector feature to the site
https://rdrama.net/h/changelog/post/86425/added-an-inline-emoji-picker-with
He asked for aevybb to give him 1k marseybucks but my beloved aevybb thought that was too little so he gave him 10k marseybucks instead, then neko gamblemaxxxed it away (I suspect the sinister 🐍 rigged the goombling somehow)
Aevybb promised to do the needful and reuinite neko with his 10k marseybucks
So tldr, yes, after spending many hours codemaxxxing a substantial feature improvement (He Did it For Free) my beloved nekobit was compensated with marseybucks equivalent to a $20 paypig donation
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He should gamble them again
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i have rehab
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@nekobit do the needful
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rehab
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Lore!
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Amazing
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It only works if you use real hard-earned coin, like this
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!blackjackmb10000
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queen
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Loser
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Factcheck: This claim has been confirmed as correct by experts.
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!blackjack100
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Lmao at tards who blackjack instead of slots
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DramaBlackjack has a player edge lol
While Slots substantially favors the site
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Wrong. Slots is 50:50 every time and blackjack is 50:50 only if you play perfectly, if you make a mistake your chances are worse. Unless the chances were changed since I last saw them posted.
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Slots:
1/100*12+4/100*5+8/100*3+16/100*2+11/100 = .99
Tldr slots isn't 50/50, there's a 1% house edge
Blackjack:
We have several rules that favor the player.
Dealer stands on soft 17
5 card Charlie
We allow doubling down after hitting
Not going to do all the math on that because I'm lazy and also I don't know how
But 🐍💦 🐍 did the needful and determined there is a player edge and I trust his math (hence how he's at the top of the dramacoin leaderboard)
Tl;dr if you're good at blackjack you can make money over time. With slots you will lose money over time
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Let the gods decide
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Ok fine
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Sentient
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we need splitting in whitejack
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!slots2000
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See
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is the fediverse instance a separate forum?
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If you say so
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Based
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Frick you break even choose a side
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Your fortune: Good Luck
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What the frick
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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!blackjack222 Your fortune: Repent, You Have Displeased Allah And His Vengeance Is Nigh
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@Martzy @JoeBiden sentient ^^
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Your fortune: lmao you just lost 100 coins
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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!blackjack222 Your fortune: Inshallah, Only Good Things Shall Come To Pass
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Your fortune: Your Bussy Is In For A Blasting
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Your fortune: Average Luck
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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I have no regrets in my life, Schizo. Can you say the same?
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Yes
Factcheck: Yes.
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His goals are beyond our understanding
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The true face of stochastic terrorism.
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I'm gonna join his cause and do some editing myself
"best known for" is BS
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Did your wife, like, leave you for Best Known For or something?
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I actually think it's a noble cause and he's right. "Best known for" is undeniably opinionated when it's not backed up by statistics.
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Statistics is a no-no word
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I know
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JK Rowling, best known for her terfy tweets...
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What a king. I love how they ipban entire /16 ranges, almost certainly impacting innocent users, in an attempt to get rid of him, and yet are are totally unsuccessful at doing so.
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What's funny is that half of the IPs they've banned are probably not even the same guy, their edits are unrelated. They seem to be blocking anyone who takes issue with 'best known for' as a phrase.
Maybe, just maybe, "best known for" isn't the sort of phrasing an encyclopedia should be using anyway.
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It's like leveling an entire city block to stop a single vandal.
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and a vandal who basically covers up "floor" in "caution wet floor" signs. It does nothing
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It reads like one of those SCPs.
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I still don't know what an SCP is
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Look it up, they are fun to read for 15 minutes for sure. Descriptions of Twilight Zone monsters, basically.
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It's a wiki of creepypastas, organized and catalogued by an in-universe organization created to contain weird paranormal stuff. Many are shit but it makes for entertaining light reading sometimes!
Perhaps give it a look on your next wakemaxxx
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99% are shit. The level of reading comprehension online has fallen if those are considered good reads.
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There's actually plenty of decent ones from the first 3-4 series, and that's thousands of total articles. Staying away from anything more recent is requisite for not getting complete brainrot, of course.
Even with that said, every single article where one of these idiots writes dialogue is genuinely sui-fuel, everyone should avoid at all costs.
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https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
New era creepypastas that have more scientific twist
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used to be pretty good "scientific" short stories about analyzing and containing monsters and other paranormal shit. Got popular went woke and quality nosedived
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they're not wrong
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what's a pov?
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Its the angle used to immerse you in a porno if you're a straggot.
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Except they still keep switching to a 3/4 profile view during the brojob that I've never accomplished irl, or they use a wide angle lens that makes the person look alien
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Then they show the dude's face for a few frames and it was actually Steve Buscemi the entire time
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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I love they admit he is mostly right but his crime is the worst of all, being rude to wiki jannies
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Someone should add a "Best Known For" in that page
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Your notifications feels like following carp but whit good posts
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withA wikijanny with shit English skills. Ironic.
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This man is literally traveling the world to troll Wikipedia jannies
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Residential proxy
There's a phrase every good troll ought to know.
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Best known for [source?]
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Tl;dr:
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What a sad, depraved, individual. I express nothing but solidarity for my siblings working for Wikipedia.
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Why are you assuming their gender, chud?
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Edited.
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http://soyjak.wiki/index.php/Best_known_for
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King
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Why is this pinned
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It's difficult because Wiki has an army of rules-lawyering neurodivergents who work to force out new accounts. Touch anything related to politics and it'll be instantly reverted by a handful of people, and you'll be reported to the jannies on top of it.
If you have an established account, be subtle and link random 'sources'. They won't check the contents of the links, it just has to seem vaguely plausible and as long as it says what they want to hear you'll have no problems.
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The level of bureaucracy on Wikipedia gatekeeps editing to all but the most neurodivergent.
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Reading any person or event that is slightly culture war is endless layers of bickering over sources, wiki dork terms and blatent bias everyone has to pretend is in good faith spanning over several years.
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VPNs and most proxies are no good, they will block your ip if it's not a residential proxy. That's how fricking anal they are, and this is my experience from a few years ago.
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Forgot to give an example of subtle trolling: hotlink random mentions of 'bankers' to the 'Jews' page.
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frickkkkk this gave me so many ideas lmao love it
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Back in the day I used to edit the articles for all the schools and colleges in my city (during class from a school ip) and fill them with hilarious random misinformation that remained up for many years after graduating.
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Idk but I think @Sal seethemaxxxes on Wikipedia
@Sal discuss
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