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The greatest Wikipedia troll is the Ceiling Fan Vandal

David Beals: Inserts random images of ceiling fans into any articles, and even links to videos of them. He also has a tendency to randomly thank certain Wikipedia users. At the same time, while on Commons, he will load a ventilator/ceiling fan image over any medium or high use image that he targets.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse/David_Beals

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What about AmaryllisGardner? Wrote 23,000 articles in Scots, so around a third of that language's wiki, only for it to be discovered he's some neurodivergent teenager from North Carolina who can't speak the language whatsoever.

https://slate.com/technology/2020/09/scots-wikipedia-language-american-teenager.html

Or the Saudi dude who became obsessed with supporting actor Corbin Bleu from High School Musical and wrote (Google Translated) articles for him in 193 languages, making him the third most propagated person on the site, just behind Jesus and Obama?

https://web.archive.org/web/20200208212534/https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/aetmh9/why_does_high_school_musicals_corbin_bleu_have/

Or Neelex, who was a respected moderator until it was discovered that he made around 80,000 pages for synonyms for boobs, some bordering on the increasingly bizzare, and also maintained an exhaustively detailed article on a Canadian beauty pageant winner, including keeping track of when she went out to eat at specific restaurants?

https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/dk17c9/wikipedia_the_admin_who_created_80000_pages_about/?sort=controversial

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>he made around 80,000 pages for synonyms for boobs, some bordering on the increasingly bizzare

>80,000

Are there even that many phrases used in the English language :marseyhmmm:

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Check my post to broaden your horizons on a true master of the profound.

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They may also make accusations of poor English against whom they are in a dispute with.:marseykingcrown:

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pin this gem

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Wait, does it even work? Do you get free stuff, when you ask for it? :wolfthink:

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free

My beloved nekobit spent a lot of time codemaxxxing and adding this useful new Marsey selector feature to the site

https://rdrama.net/h/changelog/post/86425/added-an-inline-emoji-picker-with

He asked for aevybb to give him 1k marseybucks but my beloved aevybb thought that was too little so he gave him 10k marseybucks instead, then neko gamblemaxxxed it away (I suspect the sinister 🐍 rigged the goombling somehow)

Aevybb promised to do the needful and reuinite neko with his 10k marseybucks

So tldr, yes, after spending many hours codemaxxxing a substantial feature improvement (He Did it For Free) my beloved nekobit was compensated with marseybucks equivalent to a $20 paypig donation


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He should gamble them again

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i have rehab

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@nekobit do the needful


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rehab

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Lore! :marseypopcorn:

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Amazing

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It only works if you use real hard-earned coin, like this

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Lmao at tards who blackjack instead of slots

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DramaBlackjack has a player edge lol

While Slots substantially favors the site


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Wrong. Slots is 50:50 every time and blackjack is 50:50 only if you play perfectly, if you make a mistake your chances are worse. Unless the chances were changed since I last saw them posted.

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Slots:

>def determine_payout():

> value = random.randint(1, 100)

> if value == 100: return 12

> elif value >= 96: return 5

> elif value >= 88: return 3

> elif value >= 72: return 2

> elif value >= 61: return 1

> else: return 0

1/100*12+4/100*5+8/100*3+16/100*2+11/100 = .99

Tldr slots isn't 50/50, there's a 1% house edge

Blackjack:

We have several rules that favor the player.

Dealer stands on soft 17

5 card Charlie

We allow doubling down after hitting

Not going to do all the math on that because I'm lazy and also I don't know how

But 🐍💦 🐍 did the needful and determined there is a player edge and I trust his math (hence how he's at the top of the dramacoin leaderboard)

Tl;dr if you're good at blackjack you can make money over time. With slots you will lose money over time


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Let the gods decide

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is the fediverse instance a separate forum?

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If you say so

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Based

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What the frick


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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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!blackjack222 Your fortune: Repent, You Have Displeased Allah And His Vengeance Is Nigh


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@Martzy @JoeBiden sentient ^^

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Your fortune: Your Bussy Is In For A Blasting

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Your fortune: Average Luck


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:marseylaugh: Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


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I have no regrets in my life, Schizo. Can you say the same?

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Yes

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His goals are beyond our understanding :marseykneel:

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The true face of stochastic terrorism.

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I'm gonna join his cause and do some editing myself

"best known for" is BS

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Did your wife, like, leave you for Best Known For or something? :marseyclueless:

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I actually think it's a noble cause and he's right. "Best known for" is undeniably opinionated when it's not backed up by statistics.

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Statistics is a no-no word

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I know :marseydepressed::marseyrain:

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JK Rowling, best known for her terfy tweets...

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What a king. I love how they ipban entire /16 ranges, almost certainly impacting innocent users, in an attempt to get rid of him, and yet are are totally unsuccessful at doing so.

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Usually editing anonymously from IPs around London, the editor will regularly remove the phrase "best known for" or other superlatives

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What's funny is that half of the IPs they've banned are probably not even the same guy, their edits are unrelated. They seem to be blocking anyone who takes issue with 'best known for' as a phrase.

Maybe, just maybe, "best known for" isn't the sort of phrasing an encyclopedia should be using anyway.

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It's like leveling an entire city block to stop a single vandal.

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and a vandal who basically covers up "floor" in "caution wet floor" signs. It does nothing

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It reads like one of those SCPs.

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I still don't know what an SCP is


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Look it up, they are fun to read for 15 minutes for sure. Descriptions of Twilight Zone monsters, basically.

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It's a wiki of creepypastas, organized and catalogued by an in-universe organization created to contain weird paranormal stuff. Many are shit but it makes for entertaining light reading sometimes!

Perhaps give it a look on your next wakemaxxx

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99% are shit. The level of reading comprehension online has fallen if those are considered good reads.

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There's actually plenty of decent ones from the first 3-4 series, and that's thousands of total articles. Staying away from anything more recent is requisite for not getting complete brainrot, of course.

Even with that said, every single article where one of these idiots writes dialogue is genuinely sui-fuel, everyone should avoid at all costs.

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https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

New era creepypastas that have more scientific twist

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used to be pretty good "scientific" short stories about analyzing and containing monsters and other paranormal shit. Got popular went woke and quality nosedived

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>"best known for" is a pov

they're not wrong

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what's a pov?

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Its the angle used to immerse you in a porno if you're a straggot.

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Except they still keep switching to a 3/4 profile view during the brojob that I've never accomplished irl, or they use a wide angle lens that makes the person look alien

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Then they show the dude's face for a few frames and it was actually Steve Buscemi the entire time

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Snapshots:

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I love they admit he is mostly right but his crime is the worst of all, being rude to wiki jannies

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Someone should add a "Best Known For" in that page :#marseytroll:

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Your notifications feels like following carp but whit good posts

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how easy is it to seethemaxx on wikipedia? is it possible to use a vpn to edit? these are important questions i’m bored rn and wanna cause some mischief

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It's difficult because Wiki has an army of rules-lawyering autists who work to force out new accounts. Touch anything related to politics and it'll be instantly reverted by a handful of people, and you'll be reported to the jannies on top of it.

If you have an established account, be subtle and link random 'sources'. They won't check the contents of the links, it just has to seem vaguely plausible and as long as it says what they want to hear you'll have no problems.

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The level of bureaucracy on Wikipedia gatekeeps editing to all but the most neurodivergent.

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all i gotta know is if vpns can work, if so i’m good to go no amount of ip bans can stop me

also i probably won’t change anything related to politics, just small things that might fly under the radar for a bit like date changes and some nonsense in the middle of an article

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VPNs and most proxies are no good, they will block your ip if it's not a residential proxy. That's how fricking anal they are, and this is my experience from a few years ago.

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Reading any person or event that is slightly culture war is endless layers of bickering over sources, wiki dork terms and blatent bias everyone has to pretend is in good faith spanning over several years.

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Forgot to give an example of subtle trolling: hotlink random mentions of 'bankers' to the 'Jews' page.

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frickkkkk this gave me so many ideas lmao love it

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Back in the day I used to edit the articles for all the schools and colleges in my city (during class from a school ip) and fill them with hilarious random misinformation that remained up for many years after graduating.

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Idk but I think @Sal seethemaxxxes on Wikipedia

@Sal discuss

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They may also make accusations of poor English against whom they are in a dispute with. [2]

with

A wikijanny with shit English skills. Ironic.

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>that list of IPs

>Chile, Scotland, Canada, Brazil, Italy, Germany, Greece, Tenerife, Tonga, New Zealand, Australia

This man is literally traveling the world to troll Wikipedia jannies

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Residential proxy

There's a phrase every good troll ought to know.

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Best known for [source?]

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Tl;dr:

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What a sad, depraved, individual. I express nothing but solidarity for my siblings working for Wikipedia.

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Why are you assuming their gender, chud?


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http://soyjak.wiki/index.php/Best_known_for

"Best known for" is a spineless weasel word phrase best known for[by whom?] as the sole anonymous authority that Wikipedia jannies allow on their site. It is a vague and ambiguous crutch for bad articles.

As of the time of writing, there are approximately 123k Wikipedia pages that use this cowardly phrase.[1]

A prominent name on Wikipedia's list of so-called long-term abuse is a hero they disparagingly call "Best known for IP" (BKFIP). This gigachad has been removing "best known for" on articles for ten years going.[2] And unlike other names on their "abuse" list, BKFIP isn't even a troll. In fact, this is openly stated by the wikipedia ministry of love as the biggest obstacle in their unjust conspiracy to remove him from history:

The principal problem with this case is that most edits made by this user are good-faith edits that are often supported by editors when looked at on their individual merits. This makes issues of conduct harder to enforce.[2]

They claim to have given him 3-month IP bans for the crime of removing "best known for" on articles.[2] Why? According to them, his edit summaries are "snarky". As you read through the article, it becomes obvious that the only reason they prosecute this innocent man, and refuse to concede that he is right, is due to his "incivility" and "offensive and aggressive summaries" and "personal attacks in the edit summaries."[2] Yikes.

Comparisons have been made by /qa/ users[3][4][5] between this user and the Anti-Thougher's war on thoughers.

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Why is this pinned

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