meet pontifier (hackernews, twitter)
I offered about 3/4 what they were asking, and they accepted the offer.
Maybe I'm daft, but I ended up buying about 75 more properties here... all surprisingly cheap.
holds robber at gunpoint, twitter account is full of videos of getting robbed
starts an actual vigilante justice bounty website
devotes most of the rest of his time to pooping on pine bluff
tldr: @911roofer origin story
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I'm having a hard time understanding his thought process here.
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He's going to fix them up and add hipster coffee shops
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For a second, I honestly thought his intention was to try and gentrify the place single-handedly
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That would be too hard but you could probably manage the crime by only buying contiguous properties and hiring homeless veterans to live in them for free and shoot any robbers. Just build a big butt wire razor fence with a moat and cameras and shit around your outermost buildings, and give some vets ARs and free weed to camp out.
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A lot of homeless veterans seem like they could freak out and be just as likely to shoot themselves or each other as they are criminals "the tunnels the tunnels the tunnels the tunnels"
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That's fine, you officially want them gone anyway, they're squatting on your land with assault weapons
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Thats a bonus, you could post the footage here!
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CHUDZ/CHOZ
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At that point you may as well kill the robbers and bury them under the warehouses.
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Nothing is stopping you from doing both but its better to have a homeless fall guy in case things go south
Also you want at least a few of them to survive to get the warning out to other crackheads that the guys in the lots on the noetheast corner dont frick around and should be avoided
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This would take about a day to propagate. There's some secret sauce to using poors against poors, they share an unspoken creed.
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Surely there is some local crime syndicate that could help for a percentage.
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Let the homeless vets cook the dead robbers and eat them.
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He could.
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There's another comment where people found he had plans to setup nuclear fusion. Top tier schizo
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He’s going to turn them into gulags for the homeless
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Read his other posts. This guy is mentally ill.
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Which is why this is incredible drama
Truly an incredible blend
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The only way this makes sense is if he's planning to establish a cult or a commune.
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