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Little Vatnik Story

Let me tell you story of little vatnik.

:#chudsmug: This is little vatnik. He likes mind break and furry porn. He just like us.

This is little vatnik neighbor. He's just minding his own business :!#derp:

:#chudsmug: :marseymobster2#: :!#derp: One day, for no reason, little vatnik whacked neighbor with a stick!

"Little vatnik why did you hit me with a stick! I did nothing to you!", neighbor said! :!der#pwhy:

:#chudsmug: "What? Vatnik never hit you! You lie about vatnik for no reason and you must be punished!" he said and got a bigger stick.

Vatnig neighbors saw this and started being weary of little vatnik! They avoided him and stood away! :!derprealization::!derprealization::!derprealization::!#derprealization:

:#chudsmug: "Why are people treating me like this?", Vatnik asked. "I am kind and generous vatnik! Neighbors are russophobic! Fricking nazi jews!", little vatnik concluded, and continued to treat his neighbors like shit for no reason.

Also america is somehow at fault.

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This comment section is going to be fun :marseydepressed:

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just block the hole r-slur

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I'll have a caramel macchiato, please, Joachim. And put a dollop of whipped cream on it. I've got a flight to catch to Paris in a few hours and I need to finish this article for Huffpost.

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