Let me tell you story of little vatnik.
This is little vatnik. He likes mind break and furry porn. He just like us.
This is little vatnik neighbor. He's just minding his own business 
One day, for no reason, little vatnik whacked neighbor with a stick!
"Little vatnik why did you hit me with a stick! I did nothing to you!", neighbor said! 
"What? Vatnik never hit you! You lie about vatnik for no reason and you must be punished!" he said and got a bigger stick.
Vatnig neighbors saw this and started being weary of little vatnik! They avoided him and stood away! 
"Why are people treating me like this?", Vatnik asked. "I am kind and generous vatnik! Neighbors are russophobic! Fricking nazi jews!", little vatnik concluded, and continued to treat his neighbors like shit for no reason.
Also america is somehow at fault.
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Vatnig thinks of America and laughs
Vatnig misses his girlfriend Katyusha, who is working in Amsterdam. She has a room near a canal in the city centre because she is a HVF.
Vatnig steps over his neighbour Aleks, who injects krokodil since the Grozny campaign to treat PTSD.
Vatnig is bitten by a churka from the east and catches HIV. Vatnig feels a swelling sense of patriotism to join one of Rossiyas booming industries.
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Fake.
Average lifespan for someone using krokodil is 3 years. No one lives 25 years on that shit.
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Based trad Russian men are strong and can inject opiates for several decades to better feel the euphoria of being Russian
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-said the mutt who fled from Afghanistan in defeat.
-said the leaf who had sent their last bullet to the holhols, and no longer was allowed to own any guns of his own.
-said the bong who was on the brink of economic collapse.
-said the frog who has left NATO everytime shit hits the fan.
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Bong "economic collapse" is a state of prosperity beyond Russia's wildest dreams.
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Russoids judge other countries for 'poor economy ' but have never been outside Rusnyanya and don't know what it's like for every home to have tap water and electricity.
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Russians outside a few ethnic shitholes have that tbh.
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90% of Russia?
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I don't think Chechnya and Dagestan are 90% of Russia, at least not last I checked.
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But then you go to places like Chelyabinsk where it is not the case so I think you are talking out of your butt.
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You're high if you think somewhere like Chelyabinsk doesn't have widespread water and electricity.
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There's areas in Chelyabinsk where people have no access to tap water and electricity (unacceptable for a 2nd world country and up)
Large areas of Chelyabinsk experience constant blackouts and water is never drinkable.
Having cables set up in the 80s and corroded water pipes does not qualify a city as having running water and electricity lmao
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Least pathetic bong cope
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I'm not on the hohol cheerleading squad by any stretch but come on man, anyone would take the UK over Russia any day, regardless of whether the economy happened to be doing well relative to their usual at the moment.
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Have you ever been to Russia? Have you been to UK?
What advantages does living in UK provide over living in Russia, can you name a few?
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Better economy, less violence/poverty, basic democracy, better literature (only good Russian books over the past 50 years have been sci-fi), better tv, better comic books, fewer serial killers, fewer drunk arseholes.
This is why at least 99% of immigration between the two countries has been from Russia to the UK, not the other way around.
TL;DR: Russia is a shithole.
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Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, sure but why would anyone watch tv in this day and age, lmfao comic books, wrong, wrong.
"I only know about Russia from stereotypes" neighbor just say you've never been abroad and take the L
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I have been abroad.
I've never been to Russia tho, because it's a shithole.
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Where have you been then? Living in France and being in Germany once doesn't count.
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Russcels seething over tea and crumpet
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This comment section is going to be fun
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just block the hole r-slur
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I'll have a caramel macchiato, please, Joachim. And put a dollop of whipped cream on it. I've got a flight to catch to Paris in a few hours and I need to finish this article for Huffpost.
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Everything in this thread is a fricking r-slurred straggot. Except me of course.
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Ummmm, actually Ukraine stole itself from Russia, therefore it deserved to be punished and reclaimed by its rightful owner.
Also the United States breaking off from Great Britain was completely so don't even bring it up.
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No one is saying that ukraine breaking away from the soviet union was illegitimate, thats not why this war is being fought at all dumbass
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downmarseyd because I don't like your tone
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Uh oh.
3 years of prison for you.
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really weird way to post your fetishes but ok
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it is believed that carp orchestrated ruqqus downfall for profit, to poach the users once the project went down and have them assimilated into his
army at rdrama to attack all sites at once. but what does captainmeta4 have to gain from it? was he threatened by the 
carps or willingly handed the site? its also believed that cheddahbob is in on the attempt at censorship and will destroy votal to have the users join carps army too. the plot thickens.
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Could be verbatim a Russian forum post about hohols and Donbass,
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