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Little Vatnik Story

Let me tell you story of little vatnik.

:#chudsmug: This is little vatnik. He likes mind break and furry porn. He just like us.

This is little vatnik neighbor. He's just minding his own business :!#derp:

:#chudsmug: :marseymobster2#: :!#derp: One day, for no reason, little vatnik whacked neighbor with a stick!

"Little vatnik why did you hit me with a stick! I did nothing to you!", neighbor said! :!der#pwhy:

:#chudsmug: "What? Vatnik never hit you! You lie about vatnik for no reason and you must be punished!" he said and got a bigger stick.

Vatnig neighbors saw this and started being weary of little vatnik! They avoided him and stood away! :!derprealization::!derprealization::!derprealization::!#derprealization:

:#chudsmug: "Why are people treating me like this?", Vatnik asked. "I am kind and generous vatnik! Neighbors are russophobic! Fricking nazi jews!", little vatnik concluded, and continued to treat his neighbors like shit for no reason.

Also america is somehow at fault.

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Ummmm, actually Ukraine stole itself from Russia, therefore it deserved to be punished and reclaimed by its rightful owner. :marseyshapiro:

Also the United States breaking off from Great Britain was completely so don't even bring it up. :talk2hand:

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No one is saying that ukraine breaking away from the soviet union was illegitimate, thats not why this war is being fought at all dumbass

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war

Uh oh.

3 years of prison for you.

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downmarseyd because I don't like your tone

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