Let me tell you story of little vatnik.
This is little vatnik. He likes mind break and furry porn. He just like us.
This is little vatnik neighbor. He's just minding his own business 
One day, for no reason, little vatnik whacked neighbor with a stick!
"Little vatnik why did you hit me with a stick! I did nothing to you!", neighbor said! 
"What? Vatnik never hit you! You lie about vatnik for no reason and you must be punished!" he said and got a bigger stick.
Vatnig neighbors saw this and started being weary of little vatnik! They avoided him and stood away! 
"Why are people treating me like this?", Vatnik asked. "I am kind and generous vatnik! Neighbors are russophobic! Fricking nazi jews!", little vatnik concluded, and continued to treat his neighbors like shit for no reason.
Also america is somehow at fault.
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Vatnig thinks of America and laughs
Vatnig misses his girlfriend Katyusha, who is working in Amsterdam. She has a room near a canal in the city centre because she is a HVF.
Vatnig steps over his neighbour Aleks, who injects krokodil since the Grozny campaign to treat PTSD.
Vatnig is bitten by a churka from the east and catches HIV. Vatnig feels a swelling sense of patriotism to join one of Rossiyas booming industries.
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Fake.
Average lifespan for someone using krokodil is 3 years. No one lives 25 years on that shit.
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Based trad Russian men are strong and can inject opiates for several decades to better feel the euphoria of being Russian
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