Time flows backwards

soyboys will say "well actually heymoon time flows forwards, events in the future can't effect events in the past" Cool opinion bro, where'd you get it, Snopes? brainlet r-slurs timecucks will always say this which is how you know that they have LOW IQ and are SHEEP.

More precisely, Causes don't create Events, Events create Causes. An event that happens in the future creates it's own causes.

So imagine this. You get pancaked between two semi trucks on I-37. This happened because you didn't get enough sleep and weren't paying attention. You didn't get enough sleep because the baby in the apartment above you was crying all night. That baby existed because two people met in college and fell in love. They both got to that one college, out of all the hundreds of others that they could've chosen, because... uh.... i dunno bro trust me. It's a total coincidence that all of these things coincided!

^^^^^^TIMECUCKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT^^^^^^

In reality, the car crash happened. So the event of the car crash shot out beams from this central point that spiraled and defracted across time backwards. It shot a beam backwards from the car crash to the previous night when you didn't get enough sleep. It shot a beam backwards from this point to create the baby, to influence the parent's choice of college, etc etc.

Why did the car crash happen? Because it, too, was one of these beams connecting the present to some future event. And that event, similarly, connects to another future event, etc etc.

"buh buh buh heymoon!!! where does it all lead doe??????? heh heh... stupid guy... FALLACy detected"

WRONG. you HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM. You don't know where everythign came from anymore than I know where everything is going. "itd wad the big bang!!!" oh yeah, idiot? what was before the big bang? oooh you don't know, do you????????? I guess that means that you are a wrongo idiot 5000. mental INFANT detected.

So, the real question is not "What was the First Cause" but rather "What will be the Final Effect".

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