disclosure amendment was completely neutered :marseyitsoveralien:
https://old.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/18cn2k9/fy24_ndaa_conference_report_final_the_agreement
For context, high-profile members of congress worked on bipartisan legislation (Schumer's version) that would establish measures to declassify and disclose UAP/UFO-related info. A handful of republican senators with suspicious 
ties to defense contractors 
intervened and removed everything that would actually ensure that UAP-related information is shared with the public. /r/UFOs is naturally pooping the bed, the linked thread is just one of many examples.
Not going to lie, my expectations were low but I'm still disappointed. 
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THE ALIENS TRAVELED INDIVIDUALLY IN PERSONAL SEDAN-TYPE STARSHIPS ACROSS HUNDREDS OR THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS VIA AN INCOMPREHENSIBLY ADVANCED METHOD OF PROPULSION THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE FUEL TO CLOWN AROUND FOR A FEW SECONDS OVER EARTH'S OCEANS AT THIS EXACT MOMENT IN HISTORY
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i exited the craft and
they kept telling me to
show bussy so we left
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No that's exactly what happened.
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Roadside Picnic Chads stay winning
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would you not frick with lesser species if you could? it's like when i hide my dog's ball in my pocket and he thinks im magic
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I won't even go to Africa to gaslamp elephants man, this is interstellar travel
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you would go to africa and frick with things if it were no different than driving to the store
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Yeah but that assumes faster than light travel
Even assuming regular old boring light speed how long do you think it takes to decelerate from that to a velocity that won't turn everyone inside the vessel into mush
For humans it's about four months
Massive time commitment aside just to slow down, that's still not something that will escape notice as it approaches
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i thought the conspiracy theorist agreed that they achieved the faster than light travel by canceling out inertia, so instantaneous acceleration is no problem
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The more recent conspiracy theory is that they're somehow leveraging other dimensions to travel.
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That makes the most sense from a theoretical standpoint. There's nothing inconsistent with our current understanding of the universe to allow for that, and plenty of attempts to create a unified explanation of all the particles and forces explicitly require them. We already see that our universe isn't globally Euclidean (although it is a assumed to be a differential manifold) as gravity warps the underlying shape. With some vague referencing to Whitney's embedding theorem, an 8 dimensional universe makes a lot of sense.
As a metaphor, if I want to move my pen from point A to point B on a sheet of paper, I inevitably draw a line between them. If I lift my pen off the paper, entering the third dimension as I do so, I can pass between the two points without leaving any mark, and to an observer in the 2D realm I warped myself there.
Alternatively, it could be that the topology of our universe is such that it is intersecting itself, and the Ayy LMAOs have figured out how to abuse this.
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The whistleblower grusch
has been saying the same thing..
Saying UAP sightings might be similar to how a 2d perspective of a 3d object is more like a shadow.
So something similar would occur with a 4d object in 3d space/perspective.
In a way it makes sense, it's impossible to conceptualize 4d as a human
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if the videos are real then they're casually violating newtonian physics. FTL isn't an implausible assumption at that point.
Inertia is about as bedrock as c.
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Okay but what if 4 months is like 0.00001 seconds to your super advanced crystalline brain?
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How are you gonna react in time to not crash into the planet you're diving at for a second
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They have really good reflexes and supercomputers duh
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ok so The difference between aliens that can travel here and us will be more than the difference between us and prokaryotic single celled organisms
So, when was the last time you trolled a Cyanobacteria???
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CUCK
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I like imagining the genocide my every movement and action causes
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Same but when I hide my peepee in my dogs butthole and slit it's throat when I'm done cumming in it
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You forgot the best part which is they did all that and then CRASHED.
They traversed the cosmos using technology human beings can't even fathom and then crashed in New Mexico.
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Yea cause humans never crash their cars.
Neither does AI.
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Yep and not even a shoot down (I forget if the Grush storyline has us shooting them down) but they literally just crash for no reason. Multiple times.
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The male alien left to piss and the female was at the wheel
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Imagine believing in hydroplaning
They traversed North America using technology dogs cant even fathom and then CRASHED for literally no reason
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the r-slurred aliens exposed themselves and were quickly ripped back to dimension bussy. think dramatards descending on some uncontacted tribe
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Almost like cargo cults saw airplanes and GUESS WHAT
They didn't instantly start reverse engineering them and started flying.
They are just so advanced (and just happen to fly by)
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UFOs are obviously Atlanteans.
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Its what I'd do if I was an alien with a sweet interstellar ship and near infinite lifespan
Find planets with primitive sentients then troll them.
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I can't believe UFO tards haven't just given up after the Navy "disclosed" that everything was Chinese drones launched from Chinese ships that were they looking at with binoculars. Massive
for the schizo community.
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I'm just so bitter about aliens not showing up when I was a kid that I want to ruin it for later generations.
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Just go on a meth bender and they should visit you in a few days
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Every time I've done that it only results in a dozen cops hiding in the bushes around my house talking on radios
Never again, frick that shit.
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Yes, he knows we're here, over.
Roger, we'll leave when he's not looking.
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If you stay real still and keep the covers pulled over your head they won't kick in the door and come in and get you.
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Those are definitely disguised ayy lmao gotta prepare better with minefields and preplanned firing positions with overlapping geometry (in minecraft)
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Do you think the UFOs got here by giving up on their dreams huh?
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!schizos
He doesn't know that finding nothing actually strengthens our convictions even harder that there is actually something out there.
We are not inventors. If we found aliens we would just move on to locating the CIA chips in every lake larger than 1500 sq ft that tracks the amount of fresh water the US can mobilize in case we are ever in a water war with them Chinese.
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Earned.
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But if that's true, that means
didn't probe me that one faithful night, but my gay uncle (now trans) did something to me
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Brave and valid
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An interesting point that was brought up on the Grusch JRE episode is that if they disclosed everything and it was found out that private companies were doing government work that no one else had a chance to bid on that it would open the floodgates for lawsuits.
Which is the lamest reason to deny us alien bussy but also the most realistic reason for why they won't disclose anything.
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There's an even more undramatic explanation btw.
You might have heard that Musk's Starlink uses phased array antennas. This sounds like startrek technobabble, but in short and mostly nontechnical terms: it's a grid of individual antennas that emit radio waves with a specific phase (the exact level at each moment in time, not just given frequency and amplitude), which then combine to form for example a narrow beam pointing in an arbitrary direction:
This way unlike satellite dishes which have to be physically pointed exactly at the satellite, a Starlink antenna can be pointed in its general direction and finely orient the beam electronically.
Phased arrays are not limited to creating parallel radio beams, in fact they can simulate pretty much anything. For example, if the beam focuses into a point somewhere in front of the antenna, to anyone further out it would appear as if the waves are emitted by an object at that point. The antenna can then move this virtual object around in blatant violation of all laws of physics.
One problem is that similar to holograms (which work on the same principles but with visible light) the virtual object must appear between the observer(s) and the antenna. That is, it appears to float in front of it, but only when the antenna is its backdrop:
So a Starlink-style antenna won't really work for tricking commie radars into seeing a bunch of cruise missiles flying towards their ships. You need something huge, like an irregular phased array with individual antennas located on multiple ships, helicopters, drones, and whatnot, which report their relative positions with sub-millimeter precision and are told which exact signals to emit to paint the needful picture. Which sounds exactly like the NEMESIS system that the Navy has been developing since 2013: https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/29505/the-navys-secretive-nemesis-electronic-warfare-capability-will-change-naval-combat-forever
So here's a boring explanation for the USAF sighting UFOs: it's the Navy (and/or other branches of the military) testing their phased array toys, radar trickstery works exactly as expected, visual confirmations if any are hallucinated as humans are wont to do.
And a boring explanation for congresscritters neutering the legislation: they were discretely explained that yes, the sightings are real but it's our next generation electronic warfare technology, and no, neither you nor of course the general public should get any details, in the interest of national security.
!nooticers
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What?
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oh shit that's interesting, thanks for writing this
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So its aliens, got it
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Some UFO influencer recently claimed that a defense contractor has reverse-engineered propulsion technology that can drive a nuke across the world in 2 minutes. I don't believe it, but I heard it!
Seriously though, if all of this isn't bullshit then Raytheon , Lockheed etc. are definitely working on reverse engineering.
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I have reverse engineered it, but I use it to propel a giant dildo that
probes
random bussies. You'd never see it but you'd certainly feel it.
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Obviously all countries/governments/private contractors collaborate to maintain this secret.
The same way they collaborate on anything else, ever.
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the smoking man strikes again!
!slots101
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Im struggling through that show. anything after season 3ish is much worse. I'm on season 6.
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I liked the movies
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There were movies?
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Yeah, i only saw the first one though now that I think about it.
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But I thought the republicans were the real champions of the people according to the UFO subs!?
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To be fair to them, a few of the r-slurred populists like Burchett were among the primary drivers of this. It was the ancient ghoul faction of the republicans that shut it down.
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So you're saying the deepstate is real!!!
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The military industrial complex is our true ruler
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That sounds pretty metal ngl
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Thank God it is.
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wait, is this not common sense?
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My favorite part was when they thought chuckey shoemaker was gunna save the alium bill
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He was one of the people who drafted it, but nobody's going to stall passage of the military funding bill over aliums lol. I guess that's the catch to using it to pass random shit.
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wow man of the people pffftttttt
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the aliens
stuck a probe up my butt somebody help me
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They must've confused you for cattle.
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Scientology is actually correct
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Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
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Schumer's version:
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/r/UFOs:
ghostarchive.org
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