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disclosure amendment was completely neutered :marseyitsoveralien:
https://old.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/18cn2k9/fy24_ndaa_conference_report_final_the_agreement
For context, high-profile members of congress worked on bipartisan legislation (Schumer's version) that would establish measures to declassify and disclose UAP/UFO-related info. A handful of republican senators with suspicious 
ties to defense contractors 
intervened and removed everything that would actually ensure that UAP-related information is shared with the public. /r/UFOs is naturally pooping the bed, the linked thread is just one of many examples.
Not going to lie, my expectations were low but I'm still disappointed. 
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THE ALIENS TRAVELED INDIVIDUALLY IN PERSONAL SEDAN-TYPE STARSHIPS ACROSS HUNDREDS OR THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS VIA AN INCOMPREHENSIBLY ADVANCED METHOD OF PROPULSION THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE FUEL TO CLOWN AROUND FOR A FEW SECONDS OVER EARTH'S OCEANS AT THIS EXACT MOMENT IN HISTORY
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would you not frick with lesser species if you could? it's like when i hide my dog's ball in my pocket and he thinks im magic
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I won't even go to Africa to gaslamp elephants man, this is interstellar travel
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you would go to africa and frick with things if it were no different than driving to the store
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Yeah but that assumes faster than light travel
Even assuming regular old boring light speed how long do you think it takes to decelerate from that to a velocity that won't turn everyone inside the vessel into mush
For humans it's about four months
Massive time commitment aside just to slow down, that's still not something that will escape notice as it approaches
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i thought the conspiracy theorist agreed that they achieved the faster than light travel by canceling out inertia, so instantaneous acceleration is no problem
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The more recent conspiracy theory is that they're somehow leveraging other dimensions to travel.
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The whistleblower grusch
has been saying the same thing..
Saying UAP sightings might be similar to how a 2d perspective of a 3d object is more like a shadow.
So something similar would occur with a 4d object in 3d space/perspective.
In a way it makes sense, it's impossible to conceptualize 4d as a human
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That makes the most sense from a theoretical standpoint. There's nothing inconsistent with our current understanding of the universe to allow for that, and plenty of attempts to create a unified explanation of all the particles and forces explicitly require them. We already see that our universe isn't globally Euclidean (although it is a assumed to be a differential manifold) as gravity warps the underlying shape. With some vague referencing to Whitney's embedding theorem, an 8 dimensional universe makes a lot of sense.
As a metaphor, if I want to move my pen from point A to point B on a sheet of paper, I inevitably draw a line between them. If I lift my pen off the paper, entering the third dimension as I do so, I can pass between the two points without leaving any mark, and to an observer in the 2D realm I warped myself there.
Alternatively, it could be that the topology of our universe is such that it is intersecting itself, and the Ayy LMAOs have figured out how to abuse this.
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if the videos are real then they're casually violating newtonian physics. FTL isn't an implausible assumption at that point.
Inertia is about as bedrock as c.
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Okay but what if 4 months is like 0.00001 seconds to your super advanced crystalline brain?
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How are you gonna react in time to not crash into the planet you're diving at for a second
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They have really good reflexes and supercomputers duh
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ok so The difference between aliens that can travel here and us will be more than the difference between us and prokaryotic single celled organisms
So, when was the last time you trolled a Cyanobacteria???
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CUCK
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I like imagining the genocide my every movement and action causes
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Same but when I hide my peepee in my dogs butthole and slit it's throat when I'm done cumming in it
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i exited the craft and
they kept telling me to
show bussy so we left
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No that's exactly what happened.
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Roadside Picnic Chads stay winning
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You forgot the best part which is they did all that and then CRASHED.
They traversed the cosmos using technology human beings can't even fathom and then crashed in New Mexico.
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Yea cause humans never crash their cars.
Neither does AI.
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Yep and not even a shoot down (I forget if the Grush storyline has us shooting them down) but they literally just crash for no reason. Multiple times.
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The male alien left to piss and the female was at the wheel
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Imagine believing in hydroplaning
They traversed North America using technology dogs cant even fathom and then CRASHED for literally no reason
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the r-slurred aliens exposed themselves and were quickly ripped back to dimension bussy. think dramatards descending on some uncontacted tribe
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Almost like cargo cults saw airplanes and GUESS WHAT
They didn't instantly start reverse engineering them and started flying.
They are just so advanced (and just happen to fly by)
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UFOs are obviously Atlanteans.
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Its what I'd do if I was an alien with a sweet interstellar ship and near infinite lifespan
Find planets with primitive sentients then troll them.
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