https://twitter.com/BoltzmannBooty/status/1760070633721889272
Mitch McConnell’s billionaire shipping CEO sister-in-law drowned when her Tesla backed itself into a pond the other day pic.twitter.com/duaxOLPZXV
— 12 Ball (@BoltzmannBooty) February 20, 2024
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Unironically you are a fricking r-slur if you ever buy a tesla (or any self driving car)
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Same with having an Alexa/google home
!slots100
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Holy shit.
Reword that fricking sentence. The absolute state of journoids
"From Foremost's ship, the Ping May"
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what's wrong with it
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It's not cogent.
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yes it is
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Like most writing critique, I don't like the way it reads. It's just awkwardly phrased.
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that reads fine too. yours just seems longer for no reason
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That Ching Chong Ding Dong is the rDrama warehouse is clear from the text.
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it's an article about a shipping company r-slur
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Are you neurodivergent? What don't you understand about it's worded poorly?
Ping May. What the frick is a Ping May? Is that a person? Was it in their butt? It doesn't define it before they state the name.
That's why it's bad.
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That's not even a drop in the bucket and they're trying to make her out to be Escobar.
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I wish I had that much cocaine
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Yeah, I would think it unlikely that she even knew about it. It's not like she loaded the ship and that it's way more likely that a crew member or shore crew put it there to be "discovered" by the correct people at the next port, as organized smuggling does.
Only reason it was news was her sister was married to McConnell
Even PolitiFact deboonked it
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/feb/26/blog-posting/story-exaggerates-2014-drug-bust-cargo-ship-owned-/
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Lol nice
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ehhh i'm diagnosing average woman driver syndrome
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how does backing a car into a pond kill you anyways
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Mainly shes a chinese women.
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i'm diagnosing filthy moid syndrome
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Tesla backed “”””itself”””” into pond
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You're right it should be xerself.
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Target down. Excellent job hacking the navigation system, 47. I say, she must have had a 'sinking' feeling when it started going in reverse, Now proceed to extraction.
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Darn that sucks
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BROWN HAIR
DON'T CARE
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I'd still do the slightly decomposed swamkitty
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Oh no she's hot
For real though, tech is terrifying me more and more.
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Asian female dies in a car accident because she can't drive.
Why did the CIA do this?
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Why would
do this?
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Or
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Woman asian driver
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Yeah, you're right. Case closed!
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Lmao neuralink will allow us to recreate that plot line from Stand Alone Complex where the guy's eyes got hacked and he drove off a cliff or whatever
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The scene where they remotely take control of everyone's cars on the highway to open up a path is something I realistically can see happening in our lives. They've already remotely stopped people's cars at the request of police.
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There's also that movie Upgrade from a few years ago where an AI neural implantbecomes sentient and starts manipulating everyone in order to take over a body and set itself free.
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rip in peace movie nights
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amazing movie. so much fun
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Being a conspiratard must be so comforting. Nothing bad ever happens, people are never just unlucky, random exgtreme violence never takes place. Always someone in control pulling the strings.
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@rDramaHistorian can't tell you what being a conspiratard is
But @rDramaHistorian can feel what being a constipatard is from reading you're posts. It's a pain in the butt
!friendsofpizzashill
Black Lives Matter
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It was me
I was pulling the stringz
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if only you knew how hard it is for us in control to keep doing this.
!nooticers have you never realized how much mental toll ruining the world takes?
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It's why those in charge
were blessed with such high IQs. The stress rolls off their psyche like water off a duck's back.
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Shit's gonna suck for that lil
neighbor.
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She was 20 years younger than her sister what the heck
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Do 47 year old women really be squeezing em out?
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I will hunt down whoever submitted this marsey emoji
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You know it
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That kid is rich though, he can buy all the lizards he wants
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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