https://x.com/NickHintonn/status/1773018737106374782
Why is CERN being reactivated on April 8, the same day as the infamous eclipse? Supposedly, the particle collider can accelerate protons to a rate that’s only 7 mph slower than the speed of light, resulting in 11,000 trips around its ring per second. After CERN started its Awake… pic.twitter.com/fzqPCUJ50M
— Nick Hinton (@NickHintonn) March 27, 2024
THIS GUY STOLE MY JOKE. I didnt even read the comments before thinking this would make a good post for /h/spooky:
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The Three
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to invigorate the schizos in the conspiracy 
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More like the ching Chongs coming over to reddit to cope and seethe about how much better their ten cents version
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In reality, they both suck
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