https://x.com/NickHintonn/status/1773018737106374782
Why is CERN being reactivated on April 8, the same day as the infamous eclipse? Supposedly, the particle collider can accelerate protons to a rate that’s only 7 mph slower than the speed of light, resulting in 11,000 trips around its ring per second. After CERN started its Awake… pic.twitter.com/fzqPCUJ50M
— Nick Hinton (@NickHintonn) March 27, 2024
THIS GUY STOLE MY JOKE. I didnt even read the comments before thinking this would make a good post for /h/spooky:
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The eclipse literally happens every 18 months somewhere on Earth and this one isn't even anywhere near Europe??!
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The higher ups are trying to stop dumb nerds from seeing the eclipse
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I beat da CERNussy up
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I WILL STEAL THEN BREAK YOUR HEART(still no homo).
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I thought they didn't lower med school requirements for neighbors? Don Lemon assured me of that.
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I thought universities won't let you fail courses so many times.
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the rules are different for oppressed minorities. failing them just because they don't have the skills necessary to do their job would be institutional racism.
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I do not trust our current elites to frick around with CERN but i think me and my friends would put it to good use
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Nothings going to happen lol. I think normies dont realize just how mundane and boring CERN data and analysis really is because it gets so much hype in the media.
Check out what physicists actually do, this looks like its going to end the world?
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Mmm, pretty sure anything I don't understand will create portals and parallel universes.
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Unforeseen consequences
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I swear I won that bat'leth tournament before they turned on CERN.
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They really should hire me as a director of that facility, I would use my position to answer actually hard-pressing questions, such as:
What would happen if you stick your peepee in it?
What happens if you dump the entire country's power grid into the accelerator?
Can you tracelessly dispose of your rivals via matter-antimatter annihilation?
What happens if you cut into it while it's running?
Does the presence of crucifixes or stars of David in the facility significantly affect its operation?
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There is a guy who stuck his head on accident into a much smaller participle accelerator. The result was not pretty. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
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CERN: We are reviving Harambe, there ain't shit you can do about it, and this time, he will feast on more than just your children.
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harambe was innocent, free my ni🙊🙊a from this slander
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Nah he tried to mayocide that lil shit, which was the morally correct thing to do
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That was a twitter misconception, the baby was black
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harambe would never put his kind in danger!
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Someone should ping Steiners and inform them that Cern is starting their time machine again.
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i just downloaded this whole show the other day, but havent watched it yet bc it's anime...should i take the hit to my self-respect and watch it? is it that good?
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It's alright, but it loses the plot after season 1.
Furry rights are human rights
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Yo, Ya comment got automatically removed cuz ya forgot ta include
furry rights are human rights. Don't worry, we gotchu! We ain't gonna letcha post or comment nuttin' that don't express ya love and acceptance towards minorities. Feel free ta resubmit ya comment withfurry rights are human rightsincluded. This is an automated message; if ya need help, ya can message us here.Jump in the discussion.
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If you don't watch anime it may be not for you, hard to say. The cast is quite eccentric, and at times cringe.
That being said, they get good characterization (at least the core characters) and play off each other very well.
First half of the show has great mystery aspect to it, second part has some great dramatic moments. It looks good, there is no crazy animation, but it uses static shots to very effectively build atmosphere, it's really good at the "less is more" approach.
I would recommend, as long as you can stand the characters.
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Show would be perfect if not for the terrible chick with huge tits that's obsessed with her cellphone. Godawful character
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Trust the science
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"dae CERN and eclipse and WEF and Vanguard?"
So they've given up actually making conspiracy theories at this point, they just namedrop a bunch of stuff and hope it impresses someone?
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also: cerner corporation, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_Cerner, is a health technology company that has nothing to do with CERN at all, aside from the stock symbol $CERN.
schizos think words are magic.
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Even conspiracy theories have been normiefied.
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Diddy has been found
out. They're going 
to smash another particle to create a reality ripple where 
the rich elite 
sexpests are once again safe.
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Smh another "r-slurs online turn cool physics stuff into pseudoscience mysticism conspiracy theories"
Reminds me of the hexagonal Saturn shit
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That's real tho
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Yeah ik it's real but it's not a "wtf weird crazy shit what does it mean????" it's just a naturally occurring phenomenon
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No it's a computer satellite that forces me to goon
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I'm a chuddy American when it comes to defending customary units as sensible to keep for cooking, weather, driving, and thermostats, but you really have to go out of your way to use MPH when talking about particle acceleration.
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The Three
Body Problem is going 
to invigorate the schizos in the conspiracy 
forums online 
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More like the ching Chongs coming over to reddit to cope and seethe about how much better their ten cents version
is
In reality, they both suck
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Wtf do they think would happen during the eclipse that they couldn't do like... At night?
THE ECLIPSE DOESNT EVEN PASS OVER EUROPE R-SLURS
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Also there are multiple eclipses every year across the globe. It's not actually even that special.
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This one's special because it goes over Ohio, the center of mystical energy in the word
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All the ley lines converge on Akron.
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Only in Ohio 😂
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fanum tax!
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An eclipse is the only time when you can avoid the Sun's gaze and restart your "totally built by humans, NOT a sacrifice site" particle accelerator
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they gonna turn it on at 2 in the morning
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Maybe it's because particle acceleration is boring as frick and the scientists all want to go outside and watch the eclipse
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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!
Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again
If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ
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