https://x.com/NickHintonn/status/1773018737106374782
Why is CERN being reactivated on April 8, the same day as the infamous eclipse? Supposedly, the particle collider can accelerate protons to a rate that’s only 7 mph slower than the speed of light, resulting in 11,000 trips around its ring per second. After CERN started its Awake… pic.twitter.com/fzqPCUJ50M
— Nick Hinton (@NickHintonn) March 27, 2024
THIS GUY STOLE MY JOKE. I didnt even read the comments before thinking this would make a good post for /h/spooky:
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Wtf do they think would happen during the eclipse that they couldn't do like... At night?
THE ECLIPSE DOESNT EVEN PASS OVER EUROPE R-SLURS
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they gonna turn it on at 2 in the morning
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Also there are multiple eclipses every year across the globe. It's not actually even that special.
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This one's special because it goes over Ohio, the center of mystical energy in the word
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All the ley lines converge on Akron.
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Only in Ohio 😂
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fanum tax!
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An eclipse is the only time when you can avoid the Sun's gaze and restart your "totally built by humans, NOT a sacrifice site" particle accelerator
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