https://twitter.com/NickHintonn/status/1773018737106374782
Why is CERN being reactivated on April 8, the same day as the infamous eclipse? Supposedly, the particle collider can accelerate protons to a rate that’s only 7 mph slower than the speed of light, resulting in 11,000 trips around its ring per second. After CERN started its Awake… pic.twitter.com/fzqPCUJ50M
— Nick Hinton (@NickHintonn) March 27, 2024
THIS GUY STOLE MY JOKE. I didnt even read the comments before thinking this would make a good post for /h/spooky:
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CERN: We are reviving Harambe, there ain't shit you can do about it, and this time, he will feast on more than just your children.
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harambe was innocent, free my ni🙊🙊a from this slander
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Nah he tried to mayocide that lil shit, which was the morally correct thing to do
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That was a twitter misconception, the baby was black
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harambe would never put his kind in danger!
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